EXCLUSIVE: TORI JETS OFF TO FIJI TO TIE THE KNOT!  —  Tori Spelling has jetted off to Fiji with her hunky fiancé, Dean McDermott, and the two have taken out a marriage license, the ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.  —  The former Beverly Hills 90210 star arrived on the South Seas island at 4 p.m. …

K-Fed Has a Babysitter  —  Britney Spears has hired a babysitter to keep tabs on husband, Kevin Federline, because the pregnant singer doesn't want to accompany K-Fed on all of his upcoming club dates.  The move was prompted by the resignation of one of Britney's most trusted security guards …

Paris Hilton & Matt Leinart: Cozy in Vegas  —  Matt Leinart celebrated being drafted into the NFL by partying at a Las Vegas nightclub on Tuesday with Paris Hilton.  —  For the record, Leinart was joined at the club PURE by more than 200 of his closest friends, including Nick Lachey …

Jessica Simpson Crushes on James Blunt and his Small Willy  —  Celebrity romance seems to be the big topic of late, and her comes another tale of love in the limelight.  According to Star magazine, Jessica Simpson has been crushing on British pop star James Blunt, who sings "You're Beautiful."

Why Did Lost Kill Ana Lucia?  Lindelof/Cuse Tell All!  —  Before we get to the shocking events of last night's Lost, I have a confession to make: I've known for weeks that Michelle Rodriguez was leaving the show and I said nothing about it in Ask Ausiello.  No hints.  No spoilers.

David And Victoria Beckham To Host Blinging World Cup Bash!  —  Worth millions...  A party to be hosted by reigning King and Queen of bling, David and Victoria Beckham, is said to be becoming glitzier by the minute, as the list of items for the charity auction reach amazing new heights!

JUST FOR SPITE  —  May 5, 2006 — DENISE Richards is so mad at her soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Charlie Sheen, that she's banned his parents, Martin and Janet Sheen, from seeing their granddaughters, Lola and Sam.  "Denise has told Martin and Janet they cannot see the kids again," said a Sheen pal.

FALL IN LOVE WITH BORDEAUX WINES - AGAIN  —  Wines from this French region are some of the world's most famous, even so many are still reasonably priced.  So there's no excuse not to open a bottle.  —  •  —  The mysteries of Argentinean malbec  —  •  —  Wine in a box, one serving at a time

Quaid Less Sore over "Brokeback"  —  Randy Quaid says potato.  Focus Features says po-tah-to.  Quaid says the company's gonna pay him.  Focus says it has no idea what he's talking about.  —  A little more than a month after saying that Focus Features, the art-house division of Universal Pictures …

RACHEL TROUNCES MISCHA  —  If you watched Friends, you always had a favourite among the cast, and so it is with The OC.  —  But readers of Sky Showbiz have decided who they prefer between Mischa Barton and Rachel Bilson.  —  Despite being the less famous of the pair …

Angelina Jolie Clears Some Things Up  —  It's silly how many rumors and untruths are told about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.  So Angelina, well actually not herself, her people, are setting the record straight on some of the more outlandish or extremely inaccurate rumors that our floating around in cyberspace.

Jessica Biel Takes Her Puppies For A Walk  —  I never knew a girl walking a dog in a t-shirt and sweatpants could be so hot but Jessica Biel pulls it off.  Granted, it's not the same as a girl in a tank top and jeans but when you look like Jessica and have the same proportions as her, who's really paying attention to clothes?

Kelly Clarkson Airs New Song In Commercial, Will Play More On Tour  —  'I think it'd be cool to make the fans part of the [album's song-selection] process,' singer says.  —  VAN NUYS, California — "American Idol" viewers have grown accustomed to seeing the show's hopefuls in commercials for Ford, which is one of its sponsors.

Stavros' Lovesick Crying Tantrum  —  Paris' ex begs in the street  —  (May 4, 1:10PM ET) — After the breakup, Stavros Niarchos arrived at Paris Hilton's house early Monday morning and later went on a screaming and yelling rant. … The photographers who were camped outside her house tell TMZ …

Nicole Richie: 'I'm Too Thin'  —  Nicole Richie, whose rail-thin frame has been a source of much discussion in the media, is now joining the chorus of voices saying that she is too skinny.  —  "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying …

FHM's "Sexiext Women" Losers Party  —  Keeley Hazell … A few weeks ago Scarlett Johansson was voted FHM's 'Sexiest Woman Alive'.  She didn't show up to the event.  So I present you the losers who actually did.  —  Related Articles:

Zeta-Jones escapes to Houdini bio  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones is in negotiations to star in the Harry Houdini indie biopic "Death Defying Acts" opposite Guy Pearce.  —  Described as a lavish period film, "Acts" centers on Houdini during the height of his career in 1926, when he toured the world …

MOPED MACHO  —  May 5, 2006 — "SOPRANOS" mob boss James Gandolfini says he's fortunate to be unscathed after he crashed into a taxi while scooting around the Village on his Vespa.  "I'm fine," Gandolfini told The Post yesterday, one day after an accident on Hudson Street left him sprawled …

Kate Hudson Bikini Pictures  —  It's been a long time since Kate Hudson has been in a movie, or at least in a movie that anyone cared to watch.  She got pretty famous, then went off to marry a hairy rock star, and well, that was pretty much that.  I think she had a kid or something, but I don't really care about that.

Edward Norton returns to the big screen  —  NEW YORK - In "Down in the Valley," Edward Norton plays a deluded 21st century cowboy whose contrived Old West masculinity and aw-shucks innocence attracts a restless teenage girl who's desperate for something more authentic than the asphalt highways of suburban Los Angeles.