Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott Wed in Fiji  —  Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott were married Sunday on a private tropical island in Fiji, PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively.  —  The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.

Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen, Gramps & The Drag Queen  —  They say no one suffers more than the kids in a breakup, and if you believe the latest media reports, Denise Richards has now banned estranged hubby Charlie Sheen's parents, the kid's grandparents, in retaliation for comments made by Martin Sheen to the press.

Lindsay Lohan Racks Up Huge Hotel Bill  —  Lindsay Lohan racked up a massive $1,000,000 bill while staying at Hollywood's most expensive hotel.  The 19-year-old star reserved a luxurious bungalow at the Chateau Marmont Hotel - for most of last year.  But after splashing out to reserve …

David Hasselhoff, Pamela Bach granted joint custody of daughters  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — David Hasselhoff and estranged wife Pamela Bach have been awarded joint custody of their two daughters.  —  A Superior Court judge on Thursday said the actor and actress will have alternating weeks with their daughters Taylor, 16, and Hayley, 12.

Why Simon's Girlfriend Was Caught Kissing Randy Jackson  —  Who would have guessed Simon Cowell's girlfriend, our very own Terri Seymour, could cheat on Mr. Mean?  Well, "Extra" caught Terri in a passionate lip lock with "Idol" judge Randy Jackson.  —  The bombshell photos even made the news …

Ashlee: Marriage 'Not On My Mind' … Ashlee Simpson has learned to slow down and relax thanks to her beau, Braxton Olita - but says she's in no rush to marry young like her big sister, Jessica.  —  "I'm a lot more peaceful and chilled out," the singer tells Teen People of her life since she began dating Olita.

PeopleNews  —  Mary Kay Letourneau & Vili Fualaau: One Yea...  Fualaau's relationship with Steve Jr., who is only one year younger, can be strained.  "I feel a bit of competition, like, 'Who deserves Mom's attention more?' "  he says.  "I back down because she's his mom and I don't want him hating me.

Celine Dion Set for 500th Vegas Show  —  After 18 years of touring around the world, Celine Dion has embraced a life of domesticity - sort of.  —  OK, so she doesn't really do much vacuuming these days.  "It doesn't mean I won't do it again, but I'm fortunate that I don't have to do it now …

Doherty's blood paintings  —  Pictures painted by Pete Doherty using his own blood are to go on show.  —  The singer is to exhibit them at a London gallery and charge about £1,000 each to sell them, the Evening Standard has learned.  —  His friends say they help prove his innocence …

Rap Mogul Details Business Woes  —  Rap music mogul Suge Knight testified Friday that his Death Row Records struggled after he was jailed several times and hit with a $107 million judgment in a case by a couple claiming they helped start the label.  —  Knight answered questions about his business …

Mischa's Milk Moustache  —  Mischa Barton may be getting killed off the OC next week (I'm predicting a cliffhanger) but since she endorses everything from Neutrogena to Keds to Bebe and now Milk so she must have plenty of money to continue to buy those fabulous Chanel bags she loves so much.

Denise tries to clear her name  —  Denise Richards is doing her best to fight the backlash she's been facing since it was revealed that she is dating her former best-friend, Heather Locklear's ex, Richie Sambora.  Richards did an interview with TMZ in an attempt to clear her name, while several of her friends spoke with Us Weekly.

Adam Brody "grossed out" by Meg Ryan sex scene  —  The OC star Adam Brody was "grossed out" when he had to film his first sex scene with Meg Ryan and finds watching the clip unbearable.  —  The 26-year-old landed his first leading role in The Land of Women, in which he stars as a young writer …

Naomi Campbell Booed On Her Birthday  —  Supermodel NAOMI CAMPBELL had a 35th birthday to remember - for all the wrong reasons - when animal rights group PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS ruined her big day out at the Monaco Grand Prix.  —  PETA protestors at the Grand Prix on Sunday …

Rachel Bilson's Fatal Car Smash  —  The OC star Rachel Bilson has been hiding a painful secret from fans - she once 'died' in a car crash.  —  The actress almost lost her life at 14 after the car she was riding in with pals crashed into another vehicle on California's beach road the Pacific Coast Highway.

Britney'S Baby Belly (Say That 10 Times Fast)  —  No official word from her camp, but Britney Spears definitly looks like she is pregnant again.  I've been trying to stay away from this story until a rep confirms or denies it.  These pictures do look a bit revealing don't they?  —  RELATED POSTS:

More Fun With Lexis-Nexis:  —  What's a Synonym for Cliche?  —  Call it the final straw that broke the camel's back.  —  It's that moment when you roll your eyes while reading the morning paper after coming across another lazy cliche - when a person in the news is described with the same trite adjective for the umpteenth time.

In the halls at The View...  The View suddenly got interesting with the news of Rosie O'Donnell joining Star Jones on the set.  Rosie recently criticized Star for her weight loss lies, and Star is already threatening to leave the show (we doubt it, she has nowhere to go.)  This is going to be a great diva cage match.