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David Blaine Emerges From Water Tank After Week — Stunt Artist Falls Short Of Underwater Record For Holding Breath — NEW YORK — David Blaine emerged weak and wrinkly from a week spent submerged within an 8-foot snow globe-like tank - but without a world record for holding his breath.
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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
David Blaine Fails to Set World Record … David Blaine missed his watermark Monday night on national television, emerging weak and wrinkled from a week spent submerged within an 8-foot snow globe-like tank - without setting his intended world record for holding his breath.
Joal Ryan / E! Online:
David Blaine's Bubble Bursts — Well, there's always Most Faces Shaved in One Hour... The world record that David Blaine wanted—Longest Breath Held Underwater—didn't fall to the stunt man Monday night. — Blaine, tired, achy and wrinkly from a seven-day, seven-night stay …
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BBC:
Breathless Blaine out of hospital — Showman David Blaine has left hospital after spending seven days under water. — The week-long stunt caused liver damage, pins and needles in his feet and hands, some loss of sensation and rashes, Blaine's doctor said.
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Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
David Blaine Choked — Well, after all the hype, David Blaine failed to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes last night and break the world record. … Now he's apparently suffering from pins and needles, skin rashes and possible liver failure. Gotta love those live specials …
Caryn James / New York Times:
Lindsay Lohan: Portrait of the Party Girl as a Young Artist — What if you took someone with Britney Spears's unfailingly wrong instincts about her image, tossed in a dollop of Meryl Streep's talent and gave her flowing red hair that morphed on a moment's notice to deepest black or fairest blond?
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Leslie Sloane Zelnick's Backstage Battle for Lindsay Lohan — With Caryn James devoting so many words to Lindsay Lohan in the Times, we thought it'd only be customary to, well, devote a few more. When Ms. Lohan followed up her suspect Today show appearance with a stopover at MTV's TRL yesterday, she was equally nescient.
Noelle / Us Weekly Online:
Us Exclusive: Jake Gyllenhaal's New Girlfriend! — Jake Gyllenhaal has finally moved on from his on-again off-again love Kirsten Dunst. Sources tell Us that the 25-year-old actor is dating Gretchen Bleiler, an Olympic snowboarder from Toledo, Ohio. The pair are so serious that Bleiler …
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Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Million-dollar baby: Is Tori Spelling pregnant? — Plus: Lohan says she received death threats from Beatles fans — Donna Martin gestates? Maybe. — Is Tori Spelling pregnant? — The former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star got married to Dean McDermott in a very private ceremony in Fiji …
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Scarlett Johansson Is Not Getting Naked — It looks like Scarlett Johansson has been causing quite the headache for the bigwigs over at L'Oreal. Even though Johansson has a $5 Million deal with the cosmetics firm, she has refused to appear naked for their new campaign.
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Best Week Ever
New York Post:
JONES GETTING ' VIEW' VAMOOSE — May 9, 2006 — STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset, sources say. — ABC will announce this week that the big-boned talking head is out at "The View," a source close to the inner workings …
The Superficial:
Brooke Burke and Burger King dude break up — I'm not sure if this counts as celebrity gossip since it's fake and one of the people involved is a fictional character, but Brooke Burke and the Burger King dude have split up. If a former model and giant-headed hamburger spokesman …
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Hollywoodtuna:
People Like Jessica Alba — Jessica Alba has pulled off a People magazine hat trick: She's on the hot and beautiful lists of all three People magazines with the latest from Teen People. — Source — Jessica Alba is a cute girl who has a sick little body and an especially hot ass. But that's it.
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Cruise's Daughter Said Don't Let Katie Go … Tom Cruise didn't just blindly take up with Katie Holmes - he had the approval of his 13-year-old daughter, Isabella. — "After I began dating Kate, Bella looked at me and said, 'Don't let this one go. She's the one,'" Cruise tells Good Housekeeping magazine in its June cover story.
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Defamer
Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Keith Richards 'Talking' After Surgery — Keith Richards was "up and talking to his family" Monday afternoon only hours after undergoing brain surgery to relieve a blood clot on his brain, according to a statement from two spokeswomen for the Rolling Stones.
Sky News:
WHOSE SISTER IS THIS? — She's blonde, she's tall, she's pretty. — In looks, this chick is strikingly similar to her younger sister - only she's not as famous. — The two siblings were out in Beverly Hills, enjoying a spot of shopping together. — The famous sister had taken her sis …
Extra:
The Brunette Bombshell Galloping into Nick's Life — It's an all-new couple alert as "Extra" breaks news about the latest beauty in the life of Nick Lachey. And the sexy temptress isn't keeping this romance a secret! — Supermodel Petra Nemcova and the hottie singer were spotting getting super cozy …
Frazier Moore / Associated Press:
Wedding, Questions on '7th Heaven' Finale — NEW YORK - Did Simon and Rose tie the knot? Was Rose pregnant? Did "7th Heaven" really sing its swan song Monday night? — Stop reading if you don't want to know. — Now for the answers. No (though the upshot of the wedding wasn't divulged until the show's closing moments).
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TV Squad
ComingSoon.net:
Ashanti Joins Resident Evil: Extinction — The official website for singer-actress Ashanti has revealed that she will appear in the "trilogy finale" Resident Evil: Extinction. The site does not reveal which role she will play in the Screen Gems film. — She'll join returning stars Milla Jovovich …
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Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Tom Cruise Has a Little Help From His Friends — Tom Cruise's pals over at the Church of Scientology have been seen purchasing hundreds of tickets at a time to help boost the sales of Mission: Impossible 3 which brought in a disappointing $47.5 million during its opening weekend.
