David Blaine Emerges From Water Tank After Week  —  Stunt Artist Falls Short Of Underwater Record For Holding Breath  —  NEW YORK — David Blaine emerged weak and wrinkly from a week spent submerged within an 8-foot snow globe-like tank - but without a world record for holding his breath.

Lindsay Lohan: Portrait of the Party Girl as a Young Artist  —  What if you took someone with Britney Spears's unfailingly wrong instincts about her image, tossed in a dollop of Meryl Streep's talent and gave her flowing red hair that morphed on a moment's notice to deepest black or fairest blond?

Million-dollar baby: Is Tori Spelling pregnant?  —  Plus: Lohan says she received death threats from Beatles fans  —  Donna Martin gestates?  Maybe.  —  Is Tori Spelling pregnant?  —  The former "Beverly Hills, 90210" star got married to Dean McDermott in a very private ceremony in Fiji …

Brooke Burke and Burger King dude break up  —  I'm not sure if this counts as celebrity gossip since it's fake and one of the people involved is a fictional character, but Brooke Burke and the Burger King dude have split up.  If a former model and giant-headed hamburger spokesman …

JONES GETTING ' VIEW' VAMOOSE  —  May 9, 2006 — STAR Jones Reynolds has been told to hitch up her hefty wagonload of freebies and waddle off into the sunset, sources say.  —  ABC will announce this week that the big-boned talking head is out at "The View," a source close to the inner workings …

Scarlett Johansson Is Not Getting Naked  —  It looks like Scarlett Johansson has been causing quite the headache for the bigwigs over at L'Oreal.  Even though Johansson has a $5 Million deal with the cosmetics firm, she has refused to appear naked for their new campaign.

The Brunette Bombshell Galloping into Nick's Life  —  It's an all-new couple alert as "Extra" breaks news about the latest beauty in the life of Nick Lachey.  And the sexy temptress isn't keeping this romance a secret!  —  Supermodel Petra Nemcova and the hottie singer were spotting getting super cozy …

Keith Richards 'Talking' After Surgery  —  Keith Richards was "up and talking to his family" Monday afternoon only hours after undergoing brain surgery to relieve a blood clot on his brain, according to a statement from two spokeswomen for the Rolling Stones.

Is Lohan's New Man Kate Moss' Ex?  —  Lindsay caught kissing in NYC  —  (May 9) - Photogs caught a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan in New York City on Sunday afternoon getting cozy with model James Burke (right), the ex of one of Lohan's closest pals, Kate Moss.  —  The photos were taken outside …

Idol Winner Carrie Underwood Graduates … Making good on her vow to go back and finish school, last year's American Idol winner Carrie Underwood is now a college graduate.  —  The country singer, 23, graduated magna cum laude, receiving her Bachelor of Arts degree from Northeastern State University …

Ashanti Joins Resident Evil: Extinction  —  The official website for singer-actress Ashanti has revealed that she will appear in the "trilogy finale" Resident Evil: Extinction.  The site does not reveal which role she will play in the Screen Gems film.  —  She'll join returning stars Milla Jovovich …

Cruise's Daughter Said Don't Let Katie Go … Tom Cruise didn't just blindly take up with Katie Holmes - he had the approval of his 13-year-old daughter, Isabella.  —  "After I began dating Kate, Bella looked at me and said, 'Don't let this one go.  She's the one,'" Cruise tells Good Housekeeping magazine in its June cover story.

A hush-hush occasion for Travolta downtown  —  You can't blame the Church of Scientology — this time — for one of its members wanting silence in odd places.  —  It's well known that Tom Cruise wanted Katie Holmes to deliver their baby without uttering a peep during her labor.