Jessica Simpson Has Dumb Hair  —  Although she has her tits hanging out at the 2006 NCLR ALMA Awards, the fact that I would much rather look at the guys standing next to her pretty much sums up my lack of interest in Jessica Simpson.  Not that she needed it, but the new orange hair thing …

Tables Turned: Kevin Federline to Leave Britney Spears?  —  When reports emerge that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are set to split most detail that Brit will be the one that rids herself of Kevin by pulling the plug on the relationship.  —  But a new item published in Life & Style Weekly says the tables may be turned.

Lohan and Co. on Just My Luck  —  19-year-old Lindsay Lohan has come a long way since she played both Hallie and Annie James in Disney's 1998 remake The Parent Trap.  Now, with titles such as Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded under her belt, she has become quite the movie star.

Idol Winner Carrie Underwood Graduates … Making good on her vow to go back and finish school, last year's American Idol winner Carrie Underwood is now a college graduate.  —  The country singer, 23, graduated magna cum laude, receiving her Bachelor of Arts degree from Northeastern State University …

Nicole Kidman: I Still Love Tom  —  Despite splitting from Tom Cruise five years ago, Nicole Kidman says that she still considers their 2001 divorce a "major shock" - and confesses that she still loves her ex.  —  "To me, he was just Tom, but to everybody else, he is huge.  But he was lovely to me.

Christina Performing at MTV Movie Awards  —  MTV announced performers and presenters today.  Headlining the performances is Christina Aguilera.  I'm expecting something huge since she has been working hard on her latest album and her overall image so it should be great.

Keri's 'Mission': Playing Tough  —  Plus: Get the gossip on Jaime Pressly, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and more  —  She looked stunning in Balenciaga at the New York premiere of Mission: Impossible 3, but Keri Russell told us getting to be banged up and bruised for her role in the movie was much more of a blast.

Scarlett Johansson naked refusal  —  Scarlett Johansson has left L'Oreal bosses fuming - after refusing to strip for their latest advert.  —  The 'Lost in Translation' actress - who has a staggering  —  £2.3 million deal with the cosmetics giants - has reportedly refused to show off her famous curves for their new campaign.

Witherspoon, Garner Tour New Orleans  —  NEW ORLEANS - In a gutted building with no interior walls, exposed pipes and no air conditioning to stave off the Louisiana heat, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and Cicely Tyson chatted with children who had lost their homes, then watched as they sang, danced and worked on art projects.

King, Brooke Burke reportedly call it quits  —  Just got an e-mail telling us that the Burger King and Brooke Burke have split up, and offering these images as proof.  (Click the pics to enlarge.)  No cause was given, although judging by the second photo, it may have something …

Pooh Bear unveils 80th birthday portrait  —  Winnie the Pooh has joined the Queen in having an 80th birthday portrait.  —  Jane Bown, who photographed the monarch earlier this year in celebration of her 80th, was given exclusive access to Britain's beloved bear at Hundred Acre Wood in Sussex.

Bubble trouble  —  Blaine chain stunt in doubt as he shows signs of wear  —  A crucial element of tonight's grand finale of the Blaine-in-the-Bubble stunt - if or how illusionist David Blaine will don chains as he attempts a breath-holding record - was in doubt yesterday.

New Show Intended to Put 'Em to Sleep  —  PAULSBORO, N.J. - It's bedtime and your toddler is having a meltdown, insisting on just one more episode of "Bob the Builder."  —  Well, parents, now TV might help.  —  Melanie the baby sitter, Star the puppet and Hush the goldfish are the stars of a new bedtime show on PBS KIDS Sprout.

Alba, Lohan Among Teen People's '25 Hottest Stars'  —  'High School Musical' Cast Also Makes Cut  —  NEW YORK — Jessica Alba has pulled off a People magazine hat trick: She's on the hot and beautiful lists of all three People magazines with the latest from Teen People.

Baby-naming contest: What about Dobbs?  —  An L.A. radio station has launched the "Name Your Baby Lou Dobbs Challenge" to any illegal immigrant willing to brand their infant after the CNN host.  —  It's the brainchild of Lalo Alcaraz and Esteban Zul, hosts of the Pocho Hour of Power on KPFK …

Fox orders two pilots; "ER" may shift nights  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Fox Broadcasting Co. has jumpstarted more of its 2006-07 primetime schedule with early pickups for two drama pilots, "Primary" and "American Crime."  —  "Primary" stars Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt …

CNN's Cooper to Contribute to '60 Minutes'  —  NEW YORK - Anderson Cooper will contribute five stories a year to "60 Minutes" on CBS in an arrangement that also allows CNN to rebroadcast those reports, both networks said Monday.  —  Meanwhile, Mike Wallace isn't going anywhere.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Was Ready to Quit Sept. 11 Movie  —  Recent comments by actress caused stir  —  (May 8) — When Maggie Gyllenhaal caused a stir with comments about the U.S. role in the Sept. 11 attacks, she was particularly concerned about the opinions of two people — Port Authority Officer William J. Jimeno and his wife, Allison.