Dane Cook's Brother: No Romance for Jessica Simpson and Dane  —  The rumored romance between Employee of the Month co-stars Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook got a little cold water tossed on it from one source, Dane Cook's brother, Darryl McCauley.  —  The brother recently dished to Star Magazine …

What a dope!  —  HEZZZZZZZZ at it again!  We've caught troubled Snore-ge Michael napping behind the wheel for the second time.  —  But maybe that's safer than him actually driving anywhere—because when he eventually woke up he MOUNTED a central reservation and PLOUGHED straight into a bollard.

"NASTY People post"  —  ( Teri Hatcher at Make a Wish Foundation Benefit )

Jordan babies target in £1m kidnap terror  —  The mega-wealthy blonde and her family have been given special protection after Scotland Yard's snatchbuster squad got a tip-off that three-year-old Harvey and 11-month-old Junior were under threat.  —  Detectives discovered a gang of foreign …

Geri's baby girl  —  MegaStar says: 'No confirmation of hair colour yet.'  —  Geri Halliwell has given birth to a girl-shaped bundle of joy, according to reports.  —  The spicy sprog wasn't due until later this month, and was delivered by Caesarean section at a London hospital, says the Sun.

Charlie & Denise Make Peace … In a sign that Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are trying to settle their divorce amicably, the estranged couple agreed to a temporary child custody settlement on Friday.  —  "Denise and Charlie are working with the Courts to privately resolve …

Beckinsale's all-men gym  —  Kate Beckinsale only likes to work out when she is surrounded by men.  —  The 'Underworld: Evolution' star loves going to the gyms where muscle-bound hunks are pumping iron.  —  She told Britain's In Style magazine: "My favourite kind of gym is the old, sweaty, body-building gym with only men in it.

E3 06: Paris Hilton shills for Diamond Quest  —  Hotel heiress shows up to two-hour autograph signing an hour and a half late, gets the name of her own game wrong?  —  LOS ANGELES—In 2004, hotel heiress Paris Hilton (The Simple Life) was six hours late to the opening of her own night club, Club Paris.

Gwen Stefani Breaks Finger In Sewing Machine  —  Heavily pregnant pop star Gwen Stefani has broken her finger after a nasty accident involving a sewing machine.  —  The No Doubt singer, who is due to give birth to her first baby next month (06), has been spotted sporting a splint and cast after an attempt at dress-making went wrong.

In Richmond, it's all about Elliott, all the time  —  I'm the same ol' E," Elliott Yamin told Richmond radio listeners yesterday.  —  You wouldn't know it by the entourage.  Or the fans who mobbed his limousine as it tried to turn into The Diamond.  —  Security, cameras, reporters — plus a sea of fans and posters.

Christina Aguilera's 'Wouldn't Feel Right Fully Covered'  —  Pop star Christina Aguilera is so used to baring flesh on stage and in music videos, she no longer feels comfortable covering up her body.  —  The Dirrty star, reknowned for her sexually explicit dance routines, has courted controversy with her lyrics and risque style.

Thom Yorke solo album  —  Radiohead frontman to release 'The Eraser' in July  —  Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke is set to release a solo album in July, it has emerged.  —  In a dramatic statement Yorke said the album would be called 'The Eraser' and that its "elements have been kicking round now for a few years."

Josh's high heel lust  —  'Lost' star Josh Holloway is turned on by women in high heels.  —  The hunky actor - who plays moody Sawyer in the hit TV series - says sharp shoes get his pulse racing.  —  He is quoted by Britain's Star magazine as saying: "I love it when a woman wears killer high heels.

Reese Witherspoon: My marriage is fine  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Reese Witherspoon has quashed rumours her marriage to Ryan Phillippe is on the rocks.  —  The Oscar-winning actress, who scooped the Best Actress accolade at this year's ceremony, insists she and her actor husband …

In Autograph Poll, Depp Has Write Stuff  —  LOS ANGELES - Johnny Depp has the write stuff when it comes to signing autographs while Cameron Diaz is the worst, according to a new list from Autograph Collector magazine.  —  Depp, followed by George Clooney, topped the magazine's 14th annual survey of Hollywood's best and worst signers.

Celebrity Checkout  —  Inside celeb shopping carts  —  (May 13) — Believe it or not, even the rich and famous shop for groceries.  All over Hollywood, the stars can be seen in aisle three shopping for Cap'N Crunch or in aisle 12 looking for a six pack of Bud.  —  So, can you match the grocery items with the stars?

Dita Von Teese To Strip For Beckhams Party  —  Dita Von Teese is set to strip at the Beckhams' World Cup party.  —  The burlesque queen -who is married to shock rocker Marilyn Manson -has reportedly been asked to entertain the guests at the glitzy bash and has been told nothing is off limits.