'Survivor' Winner Sentenced to 51 Months  —  PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.  —  Hatch, 45, was convicted in January.

The Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks  —  It was only a matter of time until someone wrote a song about Paris Hilton.  Comic Mark Manne put together a little tribute called "Everything That is Wrong with America Today (a k a The Paris Hilton Song)."  Here are some of the lyrics:

Mandy Moore Calls Wilmer Valderrama a Liar  —  Wilmer Valderrama is once again the target of backlash over his comments on the Howard Stern radio show.  Whereas a month ago it was Jennifer Love Hewitt who called Wilmer a liar, today it is Mandy Moore saying that his comments were untrue, report Hollywood.com.

Nicole Kidman Engaged! … We were right!  Nicole Kidman is engaged to Keith Urban!!!!!!!!!!  —  Related  —  Nicole and Keith at UNIFEM Dinner  —  Nicole Kidman's Engagement Ring  —  Nicole and Keith Drive Together  —  Nicole At Movies With Keith's Mother  —  Nicole's Christmas With The Urbans

Pete Doherty Does It Again  —  No arrests - but more disturbing behaviour.  This time the idiot squirted a syringe full of his own blood at MTV cameramen right after he injects himself with heroin.  His own band members were so angry at his behaviour they left the interview.  Pete is a class act.

Spears denies baby car seat error  —  Britney Spears did not break state law by allegedly driving with her baby in a forward-facing car seat, her record company says.  —  Sony BMG was responding to reports of a photograph of Spears driving in Malibu, California, with Sean Preston, one, in the back facing forward not back.

Janice Dickinson, On Her Knees: Trash-Talk on Tommy Lee, JFK Jr., Paris, Britney and Kevin "Priceline"  —  Janice Dickinson wants you to acknowledge her foremost as the World's First Supermodel.  —  Beyond that, she's fine with you saying she's the hard-living, foul-mouthed …

Kate Moss is an overpriced slut  —  Kate Moss was paid 108,000 dollars by British socialite Jemima Khan, Hugh Grant's girlfriend for a kiss.  This was for the charity event, Hoping Foundation for Palestinian Refugee Children.  —  Kate Moss... 108,000 dollars... Why would someone pay …

Is it Officially the Third Return of Radar?  Adam Moss Needs a New Assistant Talking Heads Needn't Be Experts One Week In Jossip: Anderson Cooper Inspired Us to Adopt Fernando Gil Robert De Niro Has Tribeca, Wants the Observer  — Tue, May 16, 2006 —  Is it Officially the Third Return of Radar?

Beware the Wrath of Shannon Elizabeth!  —  'American Pie' star opens up a can of whoop a**  —  (May 16, 2:45PM ET) - 'American Pie' star Shannon Elizabeth grabbed a photographer's camera in New York City yesterday after the photog was filming Elizabeth walk through Central Park with Jamie-Lynn Sigler …

These stars have embraced growth  —  From Jake Gyllenhaal's scruff to Michael Douglas' full-blown whiskers, Hollywood's A-listers are ditching their razors in favor of a stubbly, rugged look.  "Guys can't do a lot to change their appearance," GQ creative director Jim Moore tells USA TODAY.

Steve Carell + Sheep = Pain  —  Workplace injuries are common, and you can never be too careful, especially when there are sheep around.  Just ask Steve Carell.  —  Universal Pictures confirmed Monday that the Golden Globe-winning star of NBC's The Office sprained his ankle over the weekend …

Jennifer Aniston Not Sexy?  —  Actress Jennifer Aniston, 37, barely made the Maxim 100 Sexiest Women 2006.  Aniston sank to rank #99!  A penny for your thoughts?  Enjoy these new stills of on-screen and off-screen couple Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston from their upcoming film …

'Da Vinci Code' Misses the Mark for Critics  —  CANNES, France - "The Da Vinci Code" drew lukewarm praise, shrugs of indifference, some jeering laughter and a few derisive jabs Tuesday from arguably the world's toughest movie crowd: critics at the Cannes Film Festival.

I am - Frankie Muniz's Girlfriend Likes His Money  —  I think it's pretty clear that girls are the devil.  By looking at these pictures you can tell that this bleach blond tattooed up dirtbag of a girl's got Frankie by his little testicles.  Now, I do not know if Frankie really has little testicles …

Is Madonna's marriage on the borderline?  —  Plus: Gwyneth Paltrow's $50,000 yoga lesson  —  Is the Material Girl having marital problems?  —  Is Madonna's marriage on the rocks?  —  The Material Girl was recently photographed in Los Angeles without her wedding ring.

Adriana Lima Will Slap You  —  Adriana Lima caused quite the scene at P.M. Lounge on Friday night at the the birthday party for her boyfriend, Prince Wence of Lichtenstein.  Arriving late, Lima immediately walked right over to him and slapped him across the face.

Is Jennifer Lopez Pregnant?  —  With Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani ready to give birth shortly, we are in dire need of someone to fill that void once they pop. So who better than Jennifer Lopez to move to the forefront and get knocked up.  In Touch Weekly is set to publish a report …