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4:21 AM ET, May 17, 2006

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Eric Tucker / Associated Press:
'Survivor' Winner Sentenced to 51 Months  —  PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Richard Hatch, who won $1 million in the debut season of "Survivor," was sentenced Tuesday to 51 months in prison for failing to pay income taxes on his reality TV prize and other earnings.  —  Hatch, 45, was convicted in January.
Hollywoodtuna:
The Paris Hilton Song By Mark Manne Sucks  —  It was only a matter of time until someone wrote a song about Paris Hilton.  Comic Mark Manne put together a little tribute called "Everything That is Wrong with America Today (a k a The Paris Hilton Song)."  Here are some of the lyrics:
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
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Just Jared:
Nicole Kidman Engaged! … We were right!  Nicole Kidman is engaged to Keith Urban!!!!!!!!!!  —  Related  —  Nicole and Keith at UNIFEM Dinner  —  Nicole Kidman's Engagement Ring  —  Nicole and Keith Drive Together  —  Nicole At Movies With Keith's Mother  —  Nicole's Christmas With The Urbans
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United Nations:
Nicole Kidman hails UN Development Fund for Women's 30th anniversary  —  15 May 2006 - Paying tribute to three decades of work by the United Nations Development Fund for Women (UNIFEM), agency Goodwill Ambassador and internationally renowned actress Nicole Kidman has hosted a gala …
Discussion: A Socialite's Life
Phil / Egotastic!:
Mandy Moore Calls Wilmer Valderrama a Liar  —  Wilmer Valderrama is once again the target of backlash over his comments on the Howard Stern radio show.  Whereas a month ago it was Jennifer Love Hewitt who called Wilmer a liar, today it is Mandy Moore saying that his comments were untrue, report Hollywood.com.
Discussion: The DarkHat and Best Week Ever
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POPSUGAR:
Mandy Moore Calls Wilmer Tacky
Discussion: I'm Not Obsessed!
NME:
Pete Doherty in MTV syringe fiasco  —  The Babyshambles singer squirts blood on a TV camera  —  Pete Doherty shocked MTV News TV crews during a recent backstage interview when he squirted a syringe of his own blood at a news camera.  —  The Babyshambles singer initially refused to speak …
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BBC:
Spears denies baby car seat error  —  Britney Spears did not break state law by allegedly driving with her baby in a forward-facing car seat, her record company says.  —  Sony BMG was responding to reports of a photograph of Spears driving in Malibu, California, with Sean Preston, one, in the back facing forward not back.
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Derek Hail:
Kate Moss is an overpriced slut  —  Kate Moss was paid 108,000 dollars by British socialite Jemima Khan, Hugh Grant's girlfriend for a kiss.  This was for the charity event, Hoping Foundation for Palestinian Refugee Children.  —  Kate Moss... 108,000 dollars... Why would someone pay …
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Access Hollywood:
A Christina-Mariah Feud?  —  Access Hollywood's Billy Bush spent a day with Christina Aguilera back in 2002, and now four years later, Christina's will to titillate is still there.  —  But gone are the chaps and bikini top, and in their place - nothing.  —  We caught up with the 'Dirrty' diva as she bared all for a GQ photo shoot.
TMZ:
Beware the Wrath of Shannon Elizabeth!  —  'American Pie' star opens up a can of whoop a**  —  (May 16, 2:45PM ET) - 'American Pie' star Shannon Elizabeth grabbed a photographer's camera in New York City yesterday after the photog was filming Elizabeth walk through Central Park with Jamie-Lynn Sigler …
Jossip:
Is it Officially the Third Return of Radar?  Adam Moss Needs a New Assistant Talking Heads Needn't Be Experts One Week In Jossip: Anderson Cooper Inspired Us to Adopt Fernando Gil Robert De Niro Has Tribeca, Wants the Observer  — Tue, May 16, 2006 —  Is it Officially the Third Return of Radar?
Discussion: Gawker, WWD.COM and BlogNYC
Natalie Finn / E! Online:
Steve Carell + Sheep = Pain  —  Workplace injuries are common, and you can never be too careful, especially when there are sheep around.  Just ask Steve Carell.  —  Universal Pictures confirmed Monday that the Golden Globe-winning star of NBC's The Office sprained his ankle over the weekend …
USA Today:
These stars have embraced growth  —  From Jake Gyllenhaal's scruff to Michael Douglas' full-blown whiskers, Hollywood's A-listers are ditching their razors in favor of a stubbly, rugged look.  "Guys can't do a lot to change their appearance," GQ creative director Jim Moore tells USA TODAY.
Discussion: Defamer
David Germain / Associated Press:
'Da Vinci Code' Misses the Mark for Critics  —  CANNES, France - "The Da Vinci Code" drew lukewarm praise, shrugs of indifference, some jeering laughter and a few derisive jabs Tuesday from arguably the world's toughest movie crowd: critics at the Cannes Film Festival.
Discussion: Defamer
Just Jared:
Jennifer Aniston Not Sexy?  —  Actress Jennifer Aniston, 37, barely made the Maxim 100 Sexiest Women 2006.  Aniston sank to rank #99!  A penny for your thoughts?  Enjoy these new stills of on-screen and off-screen couple Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston from their upcoming film …
Jesus Martinez / Drunken Stepfather:
I am - Frankie Muniz's Girlfriend Likes His Money  —  I think it's pretty clear that girls are the devil.  By looking at these pictures you can tell that this bleach blond tattooed up dirtbag of a girl's got Frankie by his little testicles.  Now, I do not know if Frankie really has little testicles …
Chuck Shelton / thebookstandard.com:
Janice Dickinson, On Her Knees: Trash-Talk on Tommy Lee, JFK Jr., Paris, Britney and Kevin "Priceline"  —  Janice Dickinson wants you to acknowledge her foremost as the World's First Supermodel.  —  Beyond that, she's fine with you saying she's the hard-living, foul-mouthed …
Discussion: ohnotheydidnt
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Adriana Lima Will Slap You  —  Adriana Lima caused quite the scene at P.M. Lounge on Friday night at the the birthday party for her boyfriend, Prince Wence of Lichtenstein.  Arriving late, Lima immediately walked right over to him and slapped him across the face.
Discussion: Hollywood Rag and Cele|bitchy
 
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Charley Rogulewski / Rolling Stone:
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Discussion: Popoholic
TMZ:
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Gawker:
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New York Post:
DO-OR-DIE TIME FOR NBC CHIEF
Discussion: TV Squad
TMZ:
Halle Berry on Men and 'X-Men'
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Is Jennifer Lopez Pregnant?
 Earlier Picks: 
Hollywoodtuna:
Eva Longoria Tops Maxim's Hot 100 Again
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Lindsay Lohan is Running Out of Luck
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Alba Looks Stupid in Leggings
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Where's Suri?  —  You gotta love the Hollywood nanny.
Michael Kuchwara / Associated Press:
`The Drowsy Chaperone' Leads Tony Nods
Discussion: Jossip and Us Weekly
Jeannette Walls / MSNBC:
Is Madonna's marriage on the borderline?