Brandon Davis Apologizes To Lindsay Lohan  —  Yes, the slime that is Brandon Davis has apologized to Lindsay Lohan for calling her genitalia "skanky pussy" and claiming she has a "7-ft long clit."  Or at least that's what 'Girls Gone Wild' creator Joe Francis is claiming.

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Britney's Stumble  —  First video of mom-to-be almost dropping toddler in NYC  —  (May 19) — TMZ has obtained EXCLUSIVE VIDEO of Britney Spears nearly falling to the ground and dropping her eight-month-old child Sean Preston.  —  The video shows Britney leaving the Ritz Carlton …

SUDDEN SHYNESS  —  May 20, 2006 — STAR Jones has suddenly become press shy.  The normally acccessible personality from "The View" skipped the red carpet at the Modern Brides 25 Trendsetters awards Wednesday night at the Ritz Carlton and refused to do press.

Depp's Daddy Duties  —  Actor Johnny Depp, 42, travelled through a Nice airport earlier this month with longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis, 33, and his two kids, Lily-Rose Depp, 6, and Jack Depp, 4.  His upcoming film Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest co-starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley opens July 7th.

Naomi Campbell Goes Overboard for Birthday  —  Supermodel Naomi Campbell will celebrate her 36th birthday on Monday with a three-day bash at a seven-star hotel in Dubai - at a cost of $1.8 million.  The catwalk queen has hired out all 18 floors of the Burj Al Arab for the 72-hour party …

Axl Rose, Tommy Hilfiger, and the Disappearing Item  —  From our gilded mailbag: … Innneresting!  We don't have a copy of the first edition, so we can't confirm anything (but if you do, send us a scan and we'll give you some candy).  It's the case of the phantom gossip item — and why was it removed from later editions?

Britney's Message  —  It's the never-ending day of Britney news.  The latest is a message Britney supposedly left on her website which has since been taken down.  We hope it's a nice little poem for you know who....  It was only a matter of time before this new campaign has started.

Jennifer Aniston Pal Courteney Cox Shovels Dirt on Angelina Jolie  —  Former 'Friends' star Courteney Cox plans to dish on all the A-listers in her upcoming TV show, Dirt.  And reserved for a big shovel will be pal Jennifer Aniston's ex hubby Brad Pitt and his gal pal and pregnant mom-to-be Angelina Jolie.

UPDATED: Da Vinci Code "Just Under $30 Million" Friday Domestic B.O. Report  —  4th Update: *I've learned Da Vinci Code earned "just under $30 million" for Friday U.S. box office.  That number should smash Sony estimates for the pic's domestic gross.  Foreign box office reports continue to soar.

Difficult Birth: Is Angelina Jolie Still In Labor?  —  With Angelina Jolie's thin frame, many were concerned that she may have a difficult time giving birth.  Reports from Namibia say that the sultry actress went in to labor in what would now be over 13 hours ago.

Murphy Noodles Around Japan  —  Brittany is The Ramen Girl  —  Since the Japanese seem content to feed the West a steady diet of horrors that we can turn into less-impressive remakes, doesn't it seem right that Hollywood can send its own terrors to the Far East?

Donny & Marie: A Little Bit Botoxed?  —  What happens when brother-sister duo DONNY and MARIE OSMOND are reunited for a candid sit-down?  Laughter, tears and some silly surprises!  Tonight, they're asking each other some intimate questions and the answers aren't what you'd expect.

Timmons' Two State Legal Woes  —  Former 98 Degrees singer facing trouble in Florida and California  —  (May 19, 2:45PM ET) — Jeff Timmons could be facing double the trouble.  —  The former 98 Degrees crooner, who was arrested April 23 in Florida for DUI and for driving with a suspended license …

The House the Knowleses Built  —  NEW YORK — The House of Deréon keeps expanding.  —  With its core collection already in Macy's and Dillard's — and with its own e-commerce site — the fashion company founded by Beyoncé and Tina Knowles now plans to add a junior line, called simply Deréon, for holiday.

SPEARS SPARKS NEW LEGISLATION  —  LATEST: Pop star BRITNEY SPEARS has prompted California lawmakers to introduce a bill requiring parents to face their infants' car seats towards the back of the vehicle if they are under one year old.  Spears started another car seat controversy earlier this week …

Judging Britney  —  Unfairly attacked or reckless parent?  —  (May 19, 4:30PM ET) — Britney Spears has got a case of the baby blues.  A series of very public problematic incidents in the last several months have seen the pop princess' parenting skills come under serious question.

Aquaman Trailer Starring Justin Hartley  —  The newly formed CW network declined to pick up The Reef: The Legend of Aquaman, from the executive producers of Smallville.  The Aquaman pilot was shot in Miami and starred soap veteran Justin Hartley as the superhero and also featured Lou Diamond Phillips and Ving Rhames.

Conan O'Brien to host Emmy Awards  —  LOS ANGELES — The assignment for hosting the awards show honoring television's best work is going to NBC's Conan O'Brien.  —  The 43-year-old comedian will host the "58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards" on Aug. 27.  The show will air live from the Shrine Auditorium on NBC.

Stacy Keibler Suffers Seizure  —  NEW YORK (May 19, 2006) — Access has learned that "Dancing with the Stars" alum Stacy Keibler suffered a minor seizure at the ABC Upfronts — the fall schedule presentation to advertisers.  —  Stacy was sent to the hospital Tuesday, where doctors ran tests …

CHARLIE SHEEN'S CHEERLEADER "PROBLEMS" CONTINUE  —  Once again, the tabloid press has fallen for the clever tricks of the Charlie Sheen PR machine, which slyly seeks to reinforce the actor's alleged, All-American taste for the company of barely legal (legal being the operative word) …