Breaking: Angelina Jolie To Give Birth In A Few Hours  —  According to the 'Queen Of All Media,' Perez Hilton, Angelina Jolie is expected to give birth within a few hours and all hospitals in Namibia are on standby.  Angelina's already been in labor for several hours a source with absolutely no credentials tells Perizzle.

Lionel's girl to wed DJ boyfriend  —  Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley  —  IT LOOKS as if music legend Lionel Richie's daughter Nicole is finally going to make it down the aisle.  —  He was happy to break the news to 3am on a stellar night at the Prince's Trust's 30th anniversary concert at Tower Hill in London on Saturday.

'Dog' the Bounty Hunter weds despite tragedy  —  Chapman, longtime sidekick marry day after his daughter dies in car crash  —  HONOLULU - Duane "Dog" Chapman, star of A&E's reality show "Dog the Bounty Hunter," has married his longtime sidekick, Beth Smith.

Record label drops Doherty for being 'too difficult to deal with'  —  In terms of column inches, he is one of the biggest stars in the UK.  But now Pete Doherty, the troubled musician better known for sex and drugs than rock and roll, has been dropped by his record label.

Dissing the desperately skinny 'Housewives'  —  Plus: Inside Belushi's brain; Stewart and Trump make up  —  Perhaps it should be called "Desperately Skinny Housewives."  —  A former star of "ER" has blasted the hit series about the women of Wisteria Lane, saying she was turned …

Brandon Davis Verbally Attacked  —  Woman gives filthymouth a taste of his own medicine  —  (May 22, 11:35AM ET) — Brandon Davis learned this weekend that it doesn't pay to be vulgar and classless.  The man who went on an obscene tirade last week against Lindsay Lohan was verbally attacked …

Madonna Hangs On A Cross, Knocks World Leaders In Tour Kickoff  —  Singer opened Confessions tour at Inglewood, California's Forum on Sunday.  —  Madonna kicks off her Confessions tour in Inglewood, California on Sunday  —  INGLEWOOD, California — A better title for Madonna's Confessions tour might …

POSH'S PARTY PULLS IN STARS  —  It was the most celeb-filled traffic queue since Elton John's wedding.  —  A whole pile of famous showbiz faces arrived at Beckingham Palace for Posh and Becks' World Cup party.  —  It wasn't just David's ball-kicking teammates who were invited …

New Arrest in Natalee Holloway Case  —  Dutch police have arrested a new suspect in the year-old case of the Aruba disappearance of American teen Natalee Holloway.  —  The new suspect, who has not been named, has not been formally charged.  His lawyer, Gerard Spong, said he would fight extradition to Aruba, ABC News reports.

TRUE COLOSSUS  —  OPRAH'S FITNESS BOOK TO $ET NONFICTION RECORD  —  May 21, 2006 — OPRAH Winfrey has inked a deal to publish a fitness book with her personal trainer Bob Greene in what industry insiders say is the richest nonfiction book deal in history, sources told On The Money.

MADONNA STARTS CONFESSING  —  hey hey everybody!  oh today was just one of those days...first the sun was barely shining which always bums me out plus my internet was intermittently going down which was driving me crazy!  I had a bunch of work to get done and now I am all backed up but I did manage …

Elton John says photographers "should all be shot"  —Text+Please note strong language in paragraph 5.  —  CANNES, France (Reuters) - British pop star Elton John launched an expletive-laden tirade against the press in Cannes late on Saturday while presenting an award to a young actor during the annual film festival.

Justice prays for a Prez in 'real trouble'  —  Just how bad are things for President Bush?  —  Pretty bad, I'd say, if even Clarence Thomas is worried about him.  —  The other night at a Washington book party for the President's sister, Doro Bush Koch, the Supreme Court justice arrived with his wife …

Baby Incident Forces Britney Spears to Leave New York  —  Britney Spears traveled to New York without her husband, but with her baby Sean Preston in tow.  She did not have a good trip.  The new mom, again pregnant, was photographed and filmed nearly dropping her son on a New York City street late last week …

Jack Black, Wife Expecting a Boy  —  Jack Black and musician wife Tanya Haden, who eloped in March, are expecting their first child, a boy, early next month.  —  The actor broke the news this weekend while doing publicity for his new movie, Nacho Libre, which opens June 16, USA Today reports.

'Da Vinci Code' Hauls in $224M Worldwide  —  LOS ANGELES - Moviegoers gave their blessing to the "The Da Vinci Code" over the weekend, spending an estimated $77 million to see the Tom Hanks religious thriller.  —  While the film didn't set a domestic box office record …

Hot role for Grazer gazer?  —  "The Da Vinci Code" may be dividing audiences, but did it unite producer Brian Grazer and renowned Hollywood man-eater Bai Ling?  —  Spies at the mega-movie's Cannes premiere on Wednesday say the two were "dirty dancing" at the lavish after-party and left together.

What Happened To Nikki Cox's Breasts?  —  I've had a crush on Nikki Cox ever since "Unhappily Ever After".  However, once she got engaged to Jay Mohr everything seems to have gone in the wrong direction.  That's including her voluptuous breasts.  Man, where did they go?