Breaking: Angelina Jolie To Give Birth In A Few Hours  —  According to the 'Queen Of All Media,' Perez Hilton, Angelina Jolie is expected to give birth within a few hours and all hospitals in Namibia are on standby.  Angelina's already been in labor for several hours a source with absolutely no credentials tells Perizzle.

Brandon Davis Verbally Attacked  —  Woman gives filthymouth a taste of his own medicine  —  (May 22, 11:35AM ET) — Brandon Davis learned this weekend that it doesn't pay to be vulgar and classless.  The man who went on an obscene tirade last week against Lindsay Lohan was verbally attacked …

Madonna Aims to Shock in New Tour  —  Madonna launched her first world tour in two years Sunday with a Los Angeles concert in which she hanged herself on a cross, dressed in S&M gear and screened images of President Bush juxtaposed with Adolf Hitler, among others.

Madonna Hangs On A Cross, Knocks World Leaders In Tour Kickoff  —  Singer opened Confessions tour at Inglewood, California's Forum on Sunday.  —  Madonna kicks off her Confessions tour in Inglewood, California on Sunday  —  INGLEWOOD, California — A better title for Madonna's Confessions tour might …

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes to Postpone the Wedding?  —  Remember the buzz created back in February before the fabulous Katie Holmes gave birth that Life & Style caused with their "Split" cover?  The story was immediately answered by Tom Cruise and Katie and of course denied.

Lionel's girl to wed DJ boyfriend  —  Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley  —  IT LOOKS as if music legend Lionel Richie's daughter Nicole is finally going to make it down the aisle.  —  He was happy to break the news to 3am on a stellar night at the Prince's Trust's 30th anniversary concert at Tower Hill in London on Saturday.

Clay Aiken To Perform On Weds Night American Idol Finale  —  According to a report from the 'Queen Of All Media,' Perez Hilton, Clay Aiken is set to perform on the American Idol finale this Wednesday night, marking his first high-profile appearance since recent gay allegations made headlines.

'Dog' the Bounty Hunter weds despite tragedy  —  Chapman, longtime sidekick marry day after his daughter dies in car crash  —  HONOLULU - Duane "Dog" Chapman, star of A&E's reality show "Dog the Bounty Hunter," has married his longtime sidekick, Beth Smith.

Record label drops Doherty for being 'too difficult to deal with'  —  In terms of column inches, he is one of the biggest stars in the UK.  But now Pete Doherty, the troubled musician better known for sex and drugs than rock and roll, has been dropped by his record label.

MADONNA STARTS CONFESSING  —  hey hey everybody!  oh today was just one of those days...first the sun was barely shining which always bums me out plus my internet was intermittently going down which was driving me crazy!  I had a bunch of work to get done and now I am all backed up but I did manage …

WHO'S KISSING A PRINCE?  —  Now, when we were little girls, we all wanted to be Snow White and be kissed by a handsome prince (never mind the poisonous apple bit).  —  But it seems Natasha Hamilton is one chick who's made her dreams come true.  —  When given the chance …

Dissing the desperately skinny 'Housewives'  —  Plus: Inside Belushi's brain; Stewart and Trump make up  —  Perhaps it should be called "Desperately Skinny Housewives."  —  A former star of "ER" has blasted the hit series about the women of Wisteria Lane, saying she was turned …

I Love Avril Lavigne and her Cannes  —  So I know I don't need a reason to post pictures of hot girls on this blog, but I like to inform, as well as entertain, or some bulls**t like that.  At any rate, there was no way I would miss posting these pictures of Avril Lavigne looking amazing …

Hot role for Grazer gazer?  —  "The Da Vinci Code" may be dividing audiences, but did it unite producer Brian Grazer and renowned Hollywood man-eater Bai Ling?  —  Spies at the mega-movie's Cannes premiere on Wednesday say the two were "dirty dancing" at the lavish after-party and left together.

TRUE COLOSSUS  —  OPRAH'S FITNESS BOOK TO $ET NONFICTION RECORD  —  May 21, 2006 — OPRAH Winfrey has inked a deal to publish a fitness book with her personal trainer Bob Greene in what industry insiders say is the richest nonfiction book deal in history, sources told On The Money.

Jennifer Garner Almost Burned Down Her House  —  While Jennifer was preparing a meal for husband Ben Affleck and daughter Violet, she almost burned her Massachusetts home down recently when she left a frying pan unattended.  What would Sydney Bristow have done? … Jennifer Garner Nearly Burns Down Her House [Starpulse]

POSH'S PARTY PULLS IN STARS  —  It was the most celeb-filled traffic queue since Elton John's wedding.  —  A whole pile of famous showbiz faces arrived at Beckingham Palace for Posh and Becks' World Cup party.  —  It wasn't just David's ball-kicking teammates who were invited …

Rosie O'Donnell Not Ready To Call Off 'Star' Wars  —  In case anybody thought that Rosie O'Donnell might consider leaving Star Jones Reynolds alone — who might yet still be on "The View" when O'Donnell joins the show in September — perhaps they need to rethink that conclusion.