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2:05 AM ET, May 31, 2006

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Ken Lee / People.com:
Michelle Rodriguez Gets Out of Jail Early  —  Call it a lucky break for Michelle Rodriguez: The former Lost actress was released from Los Angeles County Jail on Thursday after serving a mere four hours and 20 minutes of her two-month jail sentence.  —  "Needless to say, our prosecutors …
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TMZ:
Michelle Rodriguez's Four-Hour Jail Stint  —  'Lost' star's 60-day sentence dramatically cut  —  (May 30, 3:40PM ET) — TMZ has learned Michelle Rodriguez's 60-day DUI jail sentence turned into four hours and 27 minutes behind bars — a byproduct of overcrowding and budget problems in LA's jails.
Discussion: Tabloid Whore! and Dlisted
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:   Michelle Rodriguez Out Of Jail After Four Hours And 20 Minutes Of Hard Time
People.com:
Brad, Angelina Thank Hospital  —  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who welcomed daughter Shiloh in Namibia on Saturday, tell PEOPLE in an exclusive statement: "We would like to deeply thank the staff of the Cottage Medi-Clinic Hospital for all their kindness and commitment in assuring the successful birth of our daughter."
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ETonline:
A New Baby for the Jolie-Pitts!  —  Does she have Brad's eyes and Angelina's lips?  Everyone wants the details on BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE's new baby girl and tonight we have the latest!  —  SHILOH NOUVEL JOLIE-PITT was born Saturday night in Namibia.
TMZ:
Paparazzi Diary: In Pursuit of Baby Brangelina  —  A last-minute hospital switch keeps the secret  —  (May 30, 1:00PM ET) — In the end, even the identity of the hospital was a state secret. … In an exclusive ongoing diary for TMZ, a paparazzo in Namibia discusses the government's final efforts …
NY Daily News:
Joyous Jolie, Pitt give 315G aid to Namibia  —  WINDHOEK, Namibia - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated their daughter's birth in Namibia by donating $300,000 to help other babies in the impoverished southern Africa nation.  —  The couple also gave $15,000 for a school and a community center in Swakopmund.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Lindsay Lohan is Moving to London  —  Well, well.  It looks like Lindsay Lohan's latest love is taking her across the pond, to The U.K., and London specifically.  Yes, Lindsay is planning a move to the British capital to spend more time with Model/Musician/Skeazy Guy, Jamie Burke …
Discussion: Best Week Ever
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Wenn / hollywood.com:   Lohan Plans a London Move to Chase New 'Boy'
Alison Gee / People.com:
Mira Sorvino Has a Boy  —  Oscar-winning actress Mira Sorvino and her husband Chris Backus have welcomed their second child, a boy named Johnny, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  The baby, who was born on Monday at 5:50 p.m. at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills, arrived a week before his due date.
Discussion: Celebrity Baby Blog
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Reuters:
Sorvino gives birth to baby boy
Discussion: Us Weekly
Brandon Gray / boxofficemojo.com:
'X-Men' Marvels with Memorial Record  —  Mutants cured the box office blahs as X-Men: The Last Stand evolved into a Memorial Day weekend juggernaut.  —  Storming over 8,700 screens at 3,690 locations, X-Men: The Last Stand exploded with $122.9 million over the four-day holiday weekend …
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Bridget Byrne / E! Online:
"X-Men" Xtra Xcellent
Hollywoodtuna:
Joss Stone Bikini Pictures  —  Today is a lucky day for all you Joss Stone fans.  All 20 of you.  That's because she's in a skimpy bikini drinking beer in Barbados.  I'm not too familiar with Joss Stone but I think she hit it big at 16 because her voice sounded like some other famous person's voice …
BBC:
Batwoman hero returns as lesbian  —  Comic book heroine Batwoman is to make a comeback as a "lipstick lesbian" who moonlights as a crime fighter, a DC Comics spokesman has confirmed.  —  Batwoman - real name Kathy Kane - will appear in 52, a year-long DC Comics publication that began this month.
Discussion: WOW Report
Jenny / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Christina Aguilera Should Just Do It  —  We reported back in March that Christina Aguilera told Elle magazine that she has no plans to change her "raunchy image" because she's comfortable with it and her husband, Jordan Bratman, encourages it.  But today it's being reported that Christina …
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FemaleFirst:
Christina Aguilera to keep clothes on
Discussion: The DarkHat
Boston Herald:
Migraine prompts hospital visit for Ben  —  "Gone, Baby, Gone" director Ben Affleck was rushed to the emergency room at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge yesterday afternoon after suffering a painful migraine attack.  —  Affleck was driven to the hospital by his concerned wife, Jennifer Garner …
Discussion: Defamer and Us Weekly
NEWS.com.au:
Partners again  —  Johnny Depp has asked former lover Kate Moss to star alongside him in an upcoming Michael Hutchence biopic.  —  Depp, who will play the late INXS frontman, split up with the supermodel in 1997 after a stormy three-year romance.  —  But he is happy for Moss to get close again …
Discussion: Dlisted and Barbie Martini
Business Wire:
Gillette Venus Awards Best Legs Title to Mariah Carey  —  Performer and Songwriter Mariah Carey Receives First ``Celebrity Legs of a Goddess'' Title and Announces Fourth Annual Search for Best Legs in America  —  NEW YORK—(BUSINESS WIRE)—May 30, 2006—Gillette Venus (PG) …
Los Angeles Times:
Paul Gleason, 67; Grouchy Principal in 'Breakfast Club'  —  Paul Gleason, best known for playing the grumpy high school principal who presides over detention in the 1985 film "The Breakfast Club," has died.  He was 67.  —  Gleason died Saturday at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center …
Phil / Egotastic!:
Adriana Lima Has Good Jeans  —  I don't know what it is about Supermodels and bikinis, but there's just something about the combination that's irresistible.  Oh wait, I remember what it is.  They're Supermodels, wearing bikinis.  Yeah, that's it.  —  And as far as Supermodels in bikinis are concerned …
TMZ:
All New Paris: New Boy, New Car  —  Hilton shows up with new accessories  —  (May 30, 12:15PM ET) — Paris Hilton showed up at Hollywood hot spot Hyde over Memorial Day weekend with an unknown hottie in her sleek Mercedes McLaren.  The car is not as new as the beau, but it still …
Discussion: MollyGood
Hollywoodtuna:
Nelly Furtado Bikini Pictures  —  Bikini season is officially in full swing and here we got Nelly Furtado out in Barbados showing us what her momma gave her.  I know some of you guys like your cushion built for a pushn'.  Hell, even I do.  But only when the lights are off and my blood alcohol content is above 150.
 
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