BABY FOR SALE!  —  June 6, 2006 — BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie got top dollar for the first pictures of baby Shiloh - but they made the weekly celeb glossies work for it.  All the weekly magazine editors were summoned to the offices of the Getty photo agency at Canal and Varick late Saturday night.

MTV Movie Awards: Will Ferrell Freaks Out; Jessica Simpson Dusts Off Daisy Dukes  —  Show also featured performances by Christina Aguilera, Gnarls Barkley.  —  Will Ferrell and his "Talladega Nights" co-star John C. Reilly  —  Don't miss all the awards action when the 2006 MTV Movie Awards airs Thursday at 8:30 p.m. on MTV.

Shiloh Debuts  —  OOOOOHHHHH ... today is the day ... it's the creepy Sixth day of the Sixth month of the Six year of the new millennium ... because the date is 06.06.06 we're supposed to get all riled up or some shizz.  I can't believe that news stations are actually doing stories on the date today ... it's a crazy world we live in.

Baldwin is acting in good faith, not in hits  —  It's a wonder that God can get anything done, what with micromanaging Stephen Baldwin's career.  —  God, for example, wanted him to star with Pauly Shore in "Bio-Dome" — but advised him against playing Jennifer Garner's love interest in "Alias" — he claims in an upcoming memoir.

Exes Exceed 'X-Men'  —  Attentive to the needs of an ignored audience amidst the summer blockbuster onslaught, the first romantic comedy in three months excelled beyond industry expectations, toppling waning mega-budget mutants in the process.  —  The Break-Up attracted $39.2 million at 3,070 locations …

Vargas avows the move was her choice  —  Was Elizabeth Vargas pushed from the throne at ABC?  —  Oh, baby.  —  Despite feminist uproar, Vargas, who's expecting her second child in August, says it was absolutely her call to step down late last month as anchor of ABC World News Tonight.

Jessica Simpson's Wardrobe Will Never Malfunction  —  I just spent twenty minutes looking at every one of these Jessica Simpson pictures from the 2006 CFDA Fashion Awards and was thinking could that dress be any more strategically placed?  I mean, that right nipple is screaming for attention and Jessica is totally neglecting it.

Proceeds from Pitt-Jolie baby pix to go to charity  —  LOS ANGELES, June 5 (Reuters) - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt said on Monday that they have agreed to sell rights to photographs of their newborn daughter to raise money for charities aiding African children.

Nicole Kidman striving for a press-free wedding  —  Plus: Nick Cannon on sex tapes, the N-word, his love life  —  The security behind Nicole Kidman's wedding plans are sounding like script details from some spy flick.  —  The "Stepford Wives" star reportedly is set to marry country crooner Keith Urban …

Lindsay Lohan's Bringing Back The Sixties  —  Here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the 'A Prairie Home Companion' after party.  You'll notice that she is sporting my favourite look of all time: A drugged out, sixties porn star.  And not just any drugged out sixties porn star; A redhead, drugged out sixties porn star.

Charlize Theron X-ray(ted) wish  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Charlize Theron wishes she had X-ray vision - so she could see people naked.  —  The blonde actress admits she would love to have the power to see what people looked like without their clothes as she walked around the streets.

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Battling over Baby Suri's Toys?  —  Tom Cruise reportedly has purchased all of the Baby Einstein DVDs and books to begin baby Suri's "enhanced learning" program a published report claims.  That has the fabulous Katie Holmes "freaking out," reports Life & Style citing a friend of the couple.

BRAVE KITT BACK FROM CANCER  —  June 6, 2006 — EARTHA Kitt had a good excuse to postpone the opening of her monthlong gig at Café Carlyle from April until tonight: She had colon cancer.  "I never expect anything to happen to me," the iconic singer, 79, told Page Six.  "I'm the healthiest person in the world."

Celebs try on Fashion Awards  —  NEW YORK — Hollywood and fashion go together like Paris Hilton and Greek heirs.  —  So it's no surprise that some of Tinseltown's big names turned out Monday night for the 2006 Council of Fashion Designers of America (CFDA) Fashion Awards …

Spice Girls To Launch Comeback Track  —  The Spice Girls are reportedly releasing a new single to mark the 10th anniversary of their first hit.  —  The former girl group - Posh Spice Victoria Beckham, Ginger Spice Geri Halliwell, Sporty Spice Mel C, Scary Spice Mel B and Baby Spice Emma Bunton …

Stars Are Blind, The Video  —  You've heard the song.  Now see the video!  —  It's brand spankin' new and Perez is very pleased to present to you Paris Hilton's first-ever music video, Stars Are Blind.  —  Reminiscent of Madonna's Cherish - or a Guess? campaign come to life …

Heather denies 'porno past'  —  Lawyers for Heather Mills McCartney have denied she had ever appeared in a "hard core porn" photo shoot following allegations in a national newspaper.  —  The lawyers said the photos, which appeared in the Sun, and which showed Lady McCartney in various poses …