BABY FOR SALE!  —  June 6, 2006 — BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie got top dollar for the first pictures of baby Shiloh - but they made the weekly celeb glossies work for it.  All the weekly magazine editors were summoned to the offices of the Getty photo agency at Canal and Varick late Saturday night.

MTV Movie Awards: Will Ferrell Freaks Out; Jessica Simpson Dusts Off Daisy Dukes  —  Show also featured performances by Christina Aguilera, Gnarls Barkley.  —  Will Ferrell and his "Talladega Nights" co-star John C. Reilly  —  Don't miss all the awards action when the 2006 MTV Movie Awards airs Thursday at 8:30 p.m. on MTV.

Lovers' guide?  This is hard porn  —  Lewd ... Heather and male porn model in raunchy clinch  —  THE creator of the Lovers' Guide last night poured scorn on Heather Mills' claims that her sleazy picture book was "educational".  —  Robert Page said he had no doubt it was porn.

Keira Knightley Has a Dirty, Dirty Mouth  —  For such a sweet looking girl, Keira Knightley definitely has a potty mouth.  In a recent interview with Elle magazine, Keira not only used the F-word in every other sentence, but she talked about her side gig making delicately worded jewelry.

Jen, Vince Go Fish Down Under … Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn premiered The Break-Up Down Under on Monday - after visiting Australia's Sydney Aquarium.  —  A Sydney Aquarium rep tells PEOPLE's Australian sister magazine, Who, that the pair arrived around 11:30 a.m. with about six others …

JESSICA'S REGRET: I BLEW IT WITH NICK  —  Just six months after her very public split from Nick Lachey, a sad and lonely Jessica Simpson is already regretting the breakup!  —  "Things haven't exactly been idyllic for Jess," says a source close to the star.

Baldwin is acting in good faith, not in hits  —  It's a wonder that God can get anything done, what with micromanaging Stephen Baldwin's career.  —  God, for example, wanted him to star with Pauly Shore in "Bio-Dome" — but advised him against playing Jennifer Garner's love interest in "Alias" — he claims in an upcoming memoir.

Nugget o' televised fun: Griffin on Coulter on 'Today'  —  In honor of tonight's second season premiere of Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D List," we would like to present you with one of the most delicious bits of deliciousness we've seen in weeks.  Enjoy:  —  (Click to Watch)

Keanu Reeves: 'I Want to Get Married'  —  Keanu Reeves, a self-described "vagabond," is ready to settle down, he says - and that includes having a family.  —  "I'm trying not to be alone so much," the actor, 41, who costars with Sandra Bullock in this summer's The Lake House, tells Parade magazine in its June 11 issue.

'FIRECROTCH' LOHAN DATING FIB  —  June 6, 2006 — IN a desperate bid to extinguish the "firecrotch" furor that has burned the oil-rich Davis dynasty in Beverly Hills, family matriarch Barbara Davis is telling friends that her bratty grandson, Brandon Davis, is now dating Lindsay Lohan, the subject of his vulgar tirade last month.

Vargas avows the move was her choice  —  Was Elizabeth Vargas pushed from the throne at ABC?  —  Oh, baby.  —  Despite feminist uproar, Vargas, who's expecting her second child in August, says it was absolutely her call to step down late last month as anchor of ABC World News Tonight.

Katharine McPhee Boyfriend: Nick Covas  —  American Idol season five runner-up Katharine McPhee, 22, has been spotted around SoHo the last few days walking hand in hand with her 41-year-old boyfriend Nick Covas, who also has a stage career.  Nick is originally from San Francisco but currently lives in Los Angeles (like Katharine).

Jessica Simpson's Wardrobe Will Never Malfunction  —  I just spent twenty minutes looking at every one of these Jessica Simpson pictures from the 2006 CFDA Fashion Awards and was thinking could that dress be any more strategically placed?  I mean, that right nipple is screaming for attention and Jessica is totally neglecting it.

Nadia Comaneci, Bart Conner Have a Boy  —  Gold-medal-winning gymnasts Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner welcomed their first child, son Dylan Paul, on Saturday.  —  "He already has definition in his deltoids and his biceps," Conner, 48, tells the Associated Press.

Nicole Kidman striving for a press-free wedding  —  Plus: Nick Cannon on sex tapes, the N-word, his love life  —  The security behind Nicole Kidman's wedding plans are sounding like script details from some spy flick.  —  The "Stepford Wives" star reportedly is set to marry country crooner Keith Urban …

WHAT IS ORLANDO DOING?  —  That Orlando Bloom is a serious SNAG...  That's a sensitive, new-age guy for those not in the know.  —  Mind you, if we were dating the British stud muffin we wouldn't be complaining.  —  And so it comes as no surprise that Kate Bosworth always looks so damn chipper.

Lindsay Lohan's Bringing Back The Sixties  —  Here are pictures of Lindsay Lohan at the 'A Prairie Home Companion' after party.  You'll notice that she is sporting my favourite look of all time: A drugged out, sixties porn star.  And not just any drugged out sixties porn star; A redhead, drugged out sixties porn star.