EXCLUSIVE: Brangelina Brood to Return To Malibu This Weekend  —  Construction crew, liquor store in high gear  —  (June 8, 1:35PM ET) — TMZ has learned that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their three children will be moving back to Malibu, and the word is they're coming this weekend.

Federline Credit Card Spend  —  Kevin Federline has reportedly been signing up for as many credit cards as possible in an attempt to cash in on wife Britney Spears' wealth before the pair allegedly split.  —  The fledgling rapper is said to have been spotted in a Malibu shopping mall picking …

EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears Registers For Sean Preston Trademark  —  I'd like to thank our trademark guru Christopher Peterson for digging this one up.  It seems like Britney is thinking of coming out with a kids line of clothing that bears Sean Preston's namesake.  Ingenious.

In Touch Names Scarlett Johansson As Having The Best Rack  —  Congrats to Scarlett and her beautiful natural ample bosom.  The editors of In Touch named Scarlett's cleavage as top notch, with Lindsay Lohan's boobs coming in 9th place, I'm sure that will only add fuel to their rivalry.

JLo Denies Ongoing Pregnancy Rumors Again  —  JLo attempted to clear up a few rumors at the Women in Film Crystal/Lucy Awards on Tuesday.  She said that while she would very much like to have children one day, all of the pregnancy rumors are NOT true.  In other JLo news …

TomKat's Mega-Million Dollar Marriage Deal  —  Nearly one year after Tom Cruise famously announced he planned to wed Katie Holmes, it looks like it's "Mission Possible" for the next big celebrity wedding of the century!  —  Reports say the two have signed a $33 million pre-nup …

More Pics of the Messiah!  —  Here's more photos of the royal family for Italian Vanity Fair.  Where the hell is Maddox?  Oh hells naw, I'm pissed!  He should've gotten photo approval.  Zahara looks like a model though, she looks hot.  Ugh, I'm so sick of them...but yet I can't turn away.

Janet Jackson: Worst.  Breasts.  Ever.  —  Okay, so Janet Jackson may have lost a ton of weight recently, which is comendable and all that, (though why she gained it in the first place, I still don't understand) but it looks as though in her haste to show off her newly fit figure …

Supermodel Naomi Campbell Hopes For A Baby  —  With her new man...  Wild supermodel Naomi Campbell is planning to have a baby to help calm her turbulent life.  —  According to The Sun, Streatham born Campbell is hoping to have a baby with the current man in her life Dubai petroleum heir Badr Jafar.

Dumped Manager Sues Nicollette Sheridan  —  Lawsuit claims manager is owed 10% of her earnings  —  (June 8) — Nicollette Sheridan's former manager filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against the actress, claiming that Sheridan owes him 10% of her 'Desperate Housewives' proceeds.

New Wentworth Miller Pictures  —  Prison Break's Wentworth Miller was spotted yesterday morning at the CanWest Global Upfronts at Massey Hall in two outfits: snazzy in a suit and casual in a tee (John Deere Kelly Green T-shirt by A&E Designs) .  Wentworth, who plays Michael Scofield …

James Blunt has magic powers  —  There were rumors that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova were getting it on, but those rumors have been turned into rock hard depressing fact after they were photographed together in Ibiza.  It's this kind of nonsense that makes me want to quit my day job and write …

Pete Doherty Checks Into Rehab  —  Singer Pete Doherty has checked himself into rehab in Portugal.  —  The troubled Babyshambles star flew to the country at the beginning of the week and entered a detox clinic in another bid to beat his crack and heroin addictions.

Reich Said Fred flying flag  —  Bald ambition ... Right Said Fred will play in  —  front of 160,000 at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin  —  YOU'LL never guess which British act the Germans have signed up to open the World Cup at a big ceremony tonight?  —  No, not JAMES BLUNT or COLDPLAY . . . it's none other than RIGHT SAID FRED.

KELLY GETS FASHION NOD  —  Kelly Osbourne is breaking away from her famous family with a hot new project.  —  In typical Osbourne fashion, she's not afraid to tread on some perfectly-pedicured toes.  —  She's stepping into Elizabeth Hurley's six-inch heels to present Sky One's Project Catwalk.

Loretta Lynn Breaks Shoulder  —  Loretta Lynn broke her shoulder in a fall at her Hurricane Mills, Tenn., home on Sunday, her rep said Wednesday.  —  Lynn, 71, is scheduled to have shoulder replacement surgery Thursday at a Nashville hospital and then head home to recuperate, the Associated Press reports.