Paris Commits Crime  —  Heiress Hits and Runs  —  (June 9, 12:10PM ET) — Paris Hilton hit a parked car causing damage, then left without leaving a note — a violation of California law, and it's all on video. … It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. with her new BFF, Kim Kardashian .

CELEB: Crazed Dolphins, Powdered Noses, Prenups, and Water Guns: Celeb Scrapple for Friday, June 9th  —  LOHAN REALLY INTO "POWDERING" HER NOSE  —  Lindsay Lohan blew any chance she had of appearing on the cover of Vogue when she pissed off the editor, notorious bi-atch Anna Wintour.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: No Wedding Plans … Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, in their first public appearance since daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27 in Namibia, said on Wednesday that they have no immediate plans to wed.  —  "There is nothing in the air.

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Couple Up … First came the sightings, then the rumors.  Now a source close to the two finally confirms it: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are indeed a couple.  —  "They are very happy," the source tells PEOPLE.  —  But even though the pair was spotted at an L …

Kelly Osbourne replaces Liz Hurley as host of UK's Project Runway  —  Model Elizabeth Hurley has been replaced as the host of Project Catwalk, the UK's version of Project Runway.  The new host is former Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne.  —  Hurley was dumped because "show bosses reportedly decided …

Queen Latifah: 'Maybe I'll Run for Senate'  —  Queen Latifah was in the House on Wednesday - but had her eye on the Senate.  —  The rapper turned singer and actress, in Washington, D.C., to endorse a National Women's Confidence Day, told PEOPLE after visiting the House of Representatives, "You know, maybe I'll run for Senate."

Federline Credit Card Spend  —  Kevin Federline has reportedly been signing up for as many credit cards as possible in an attempt to cash in on wife Britney Spears' wealth before the pair allegedly split.  —  The fledgling rapper is said to have been spotted in a Malibu shopping mall picking …

Woods' cozy 'Entourage' of two  —  For ex-M.I.T. student James Woods, the best revenge is the Revenge of the Nerd.  —  "This is my whole entourage right here," the 59-year-old Woods told Lowdown at Wednesday's "Entourage" premiere, gripping his bodacious 20-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison …

Deciphering Angelina  —  Mommy Angelina Jolie-Pitt has always been a fan of the body art, but Brad's lady was not too keen on keeping the "Billy Bob" tattoo she had during her foolish Thornton days.  —  The humanitarian and actress had that ink removed and according to Us Weekly …

Brittany Murphy Attempts To Wink  —  I don't know what's with these young starlets and not being able to wink properly.  First, there was Lindsay Lohan's miserable attempt and now Brittany Murphy's.  When are they going to get it right?  Winking requires a sexy face.

Jennifer Aniston is Crying.  Still.  —  Jennifer Aniston reportedly broke down in tears upon hearing the news that her ex-husband and Angelina Jolie welcomed Shiloh Nouvel into the world.  Tiffany Laws, one of Jen's closest friends, said: … You really have to feel sorry for Vince at this point.

Author grabs Dean by the Deep Throat over review  —  Like cats, Watergate figures will never stop fighting.  —  The co-author of Deep Throat's book will lash out at The New York Times this Sunday for hiring Richard Nixon counsel John Dean to review it.  —  John O'Connor, who helped Mark Felt write …

Connery given lifetime achievement award  —  LOS ANGELES - Hollywood's elite gathered to pay tribute to Sean Connery, who received The American Film Institute's annual lifetime achievement award.  —  Directors Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, and actors Harrison Ford …

Dumped Manager Sues Nicollette Sheridan  —  Lawsuit claims manager is owed 10% of her earnings  —  (June 8) — Nicollette Sheridan's former manager filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against the actress, claiming that Sheridan owes him 10% of her 'Desperate Housewives' proceeds.

"Monica talks about the new album + New Ne-Yo pics"  —  http://sandrarose.com/news.htm  —  Monica Discusses Her New Look, Lil Rock's 1st B-day Party, Album Title Change  —  Monica called me yesterday.  It seems a sig that I found on a fansite and posted on my site Monday was being mistaken …

Supermodel Naomi Campbell Hopes For A Baby  —  With her new man...  Wild supermodel Naomi Campbell is planning to have a baby to help calm her turbulent life.  —  According to The Sun, Streatham born Campbell is hoping to have a baby with the current man in her life Dubai petroleum heir Badr Jafar.

Charlotte Church wows at secret gig  —  Charlotte Church treated 100 fans to a secret concert in London last night (07.06.06).  —  The 'Crazy Chick' singer - who staged the show to promote the launch of Orange Broadband - belted out her a selection of her hits before being whisked away by security guards.

Shiloh Makes Money for Ronn [sic] Torossian  —  So much for ignoring someone until they go away: it's been some time since we dignified the existence of 5W Public Relations' cracky despot Ronn [sic] Torossian, and yet he refuses to fade into the ether.  Case in point: he's managed to find …