Paris Commits Crime  —  Heiress Hits and Runs  —  (June 9, 12:10PM ET) — Paris Hilton hit a parked car causing damage, then left without leaving a note — a violation of California law, and it's all on video. … It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. with her new BFF, Kim Kardashian .

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: No Wedding Plans … Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, in their first public appearance since daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27 in Namibia, said on Wednesday that they have no immediate plans to wed.  —  "There is nothing in the air.

Lindsay Lohan: I'm All Grown Up  —  Lindsay Lohan turns just 20 next month, but the actress already considers herself plenty grown up.  —  "(I don't) need to do any more kid movies," Lohan tells Harper's Bazaar magazine in their upcoming issue.  "The word kid makes you feel like a child.

CELEB: Crazed Dolphins, Powdered Noses, Prenups, and Water Guns: Celeb Scrapple for Friday, June 9th  —  LOHAN REALLY INTO "POWDERING" HER NOSE  —  Lindsay Lohan blew any chance she had of appearing on the cover of Vogue when she pissed off the editor, notorious bi-atch Anna Wintour.

Queen Latifah: 'Maybe I'll Run for Senate'  —  Queen Latifah was in the House on Wednesday - but had her eye on the Senate.  —  The rapper turned singer and actress, in Washington, D.C., to endorse a National Women's Confidence Day, told PEOPLE after visiting the House of Representatives, "You know, maybe I'll run for Senate."

Brittany Murphy Attempts To Wink  —  I don't know what's with these young starlets and not being able to wink properly.  First, there was Lindsay Lohan's miserable attempt and now Brittany Murphy's.  When are they going to get it right?  Winking requires a sexy face.

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Couple Up … First came the sightings, then the rumors.  Now a source close to the two finally confirms it: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are indeed a couple.  —  "They are very happy," the source tells PEOPLE.  —  But even though the pair was spotted at an L …

Woods' cozy 'Entourage' of two  —  For ex-M.I.T. student James Woods, the best revenge is the Revenge of the Nerd.  —  "This is my whole entourage right here," the 59-year-old Woods told Lowdown at Wednesday's "Entourage" premiere, gripping his bodacious 20-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison …

Salma Hayek's Boobs Should Have Won  —  According to a new poll from In Touch magazine, Scarlett Johansson's boobs have been voted the best in Hollywood.  Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek rounded out the top three.  A spokesman for the publication says:

Meredith's 'Brokeback' Farewell  —  Vieira and Behar share a tender moment  —  (June 9, 3:45PM ET) — Friday's episode of 'The View' was the last hoorah for co-host Meredith Vieira — she's set to fill Katie Couric's seat on 'Today.' Joy, Barbara, Star and Elisabeth roasted their co-host for their send-off …

Connery given lifetime achievement award  —  LOS ANGELES - Hollywood's elite gathered to pay tribute to Sean Connery, who received The American Film Institute's annual lifetime achievement award.  —  Directors Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, and actors Harrison Ford …

Deciphering Angelina  —  Mommy Angelina Jolie-Pitt has always been a fan of the body art, but Brad's lady was not too keen on keeping the "Billy Bob" tattoo she had during her foolish Thornton days.  —  The humanitarian and actress had that ink removed and according to Us Weekly …

POPBYTES ON 'A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION'  —  hey kids!  i just got back home - gosh it's been a busy week!  i saw a scanner darkly tonight and i am still kinda tripping out on it...i think i need to see it again!  expect an extended review as it draws closer to the film's release date!  (july 7th)

Kelly Osbourne replaces Liz Hurley as host of UK's Project Runway  —  Model Elizabeth Hurley has been replaced as the host of Project Catwalk, the UK's version of Project Runway.  The new host is former Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne.  —  Hurley was dumped because "show bosses reportedly decided …

W.H.O. Judges Polio Outbreak as 'Highly Unusual'  —  An outbreak of polio in recent weeks in the southern African nation of Namibia, which had been free of the disease for a decade, is highly unusual because the disease is striking and killing adults, according to the World Health Organization.

Andy Dick's Dance-Off, Santino's Schmoozing And More Things You Didn't See At MTV Movie Awards  —  Use our backstage pass to see Matt Dillon bond with Flavor Flav, Jamie Foxx get ignored.  —  Andy Dick backstage at the Movie Awards  —  If the Golden Globes are the less stiff version of the Oscars …

Beyonce: I Need a New Band - Fast  —  Beyonce Knowles needs a little help from her band - but she doesn't have one.  —  The former Destiny's Child leader is looking for an all-female group to support her on tour for her second album, B'Day, which is due this fall.  The catch?

Meredith Signs Off The View  —  Instead of a tearful goodbye, Meredith Vieira's final appearance on The View Friday was full of raunchy humor and quirky tributes.  —  With Barbara Walters acting as emcee, Vieira was roasted by her cohosts and a string of guests, including Kesley Grammer and Joan Rivers.

"Monica talks about the new album + New Ne-Yo pics"  —  http://sandrarose.com/news.htm  —  Monica Discusses Her New Look, Lil Rock's 1st B-day Party, Album Title Change  —  Monica called me yesterday.  It seems a sig that I found on a fansite and posted on my site Monday was being mistaken …