Paris Commits Crime  —  Heiress Hits and Runs  —  (June 9, 12:10PM ET) — Paris Hilton hit a parked car causing damage, then left without leaving a note — a violation of California law, and it's all on video. … It happened Thursday after a shopping spree in trendy Robertson Blvd in L.A. with her new BFF, Kim Kardashian .

CELEB: Crazed Dolphins, Powdered Noses, Prenups, and Water Guns: Celeb Scrapple for Friday, June 9th  —  LOHAN REALLY INTO "POWDERING" HER NOSE  —  Lindsay Lohan blew any chance she had of appearing on the cover of Vogue when she pissed off the editor, notorious bi-atch Anna Wintour.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: No Wedding Plans … Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, in their first public appearance since daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born May 27 in Namibia, said on Wednesday that they have no immediate plans to wed.  —  "There is nothing in the air.

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey Couple Up … First came the sightings, then the rumors.  Now a source close to the two finally confirms it: Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are indeed a couple.  —  "They are very happy," the source tells PEOPLE.  —  But even though the pair was spotted at an L …

Kelly Osbourne replaces Liz Hurley as host of UK's Project Runway  —  Model Elizabeth Hurley has been replaced as the host of Project Catwalk, the UK's version of Project Runway.  The new host is former Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne.  —  Hurley was dumped because "show bosses reportedly decided …

Queen Latifah: 'Maybe I'll Run for Senate'  —  Queen Latifah was in the House on Wednesday - but had her eye on the Senate.  —  The rapper turned singer and actress, in Washington, D.C., to endorse a National Women's Confidence Day, told PEOPLE after visiting the House of Representatives, "You know, maybe I'll run for Senate."

Woods' cozy 'Entourage' of two  —  For ex-M.I.T. student James Woods, the best revenge is the Revenge of the Nerd.  —  "This is my whole entourage right here," the 59-year-old Woods told Lowdown at Wednesday's "Entourage" premiere, gripping his bodacious 20-year-old girlfriend, Ashley Madison …

Deciphering Angelina  —  Mommy Angelina Jolie-Pitt has always been a fan of the body art, but Brad's lady was not too keen on keeping the "Billy Bob" tattoo she had during her foolish Thornton days.  —  The humanitarian and actress had that ink removed and according to Us Weekly …

Beyonce: I Need a New Band - Fast  —  Beyonce Knowles needs a little help from her band - but she doesn't have one.  —  The former Destiny's Child leader is looking for an all-female group to support her on tour for her second album, B'Day, which is due this fall.  The catch?

Brittany Murphy Attempts To Wink  —  I don't know what's with these young starlets and not being able to wink properly.  First, there was Lindsay Lohan's miserable attempt and now Brittany Murphy's.  When are they going to get it right?  Winking requires a sexy face.

Andy Dick's Dance-Off, Santino's Schmoozing And More Things You Didn't See At MTV Movie Awards  —  Use our backstage pass to see Matt Dillon bond with Flavor Flav, Jamie Foxx get ignored.  —  Andy Dick backstage at the Movie Awards  —  If the Golden Globes are the less stiff version of the Oscars …

Lindsay Lohan: I'm All Grown Up  —  Lindsay Lohan turns just 20 next month, but the actress already considers herself plenty grown up.  —  "(I don't) need to do any more kid movies," Lohan tells Harper's Bazaar magazine in their upcoming issue.  "The word kid makes you feel like a child.

Meredith Signs Off The View  —  Instead of a tearful goodbye, Meredith Vieira's final appearance on The View Friday was full of raunchy humor and quirky tributes.  —  With Barbara Walters acting as emcee, Vieira was roasted by her cohosts and a string of guests, including Kesley Grammer and Joan Rivers.

EXCLUSIVE: Brangelina Brood to Return To Malibu This Weekend  —  Construction crew, liquor store in high gear  —  (June 8, 1:35PM ET) — TMZ has learned that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their three children will be moving back to Malibu, and the word is they're coming this weekend.

Jennifer Aniston is Crying.  Still.  —  Jennifer Aniston reportedly broke down in tears upon hearing the news that her ex-husband and Angelina Jolie welcomed Shiloh Nouvel into the world.  Tiffany Laws, one of Jen's closest friends, said: … You really have to feel sorry for Vince at this point.

Author grabs Dean by the Deep Throat over review  —  Like cats, Watergate figures will never stop fighting.  —  The co-author of Deep Throat's book will lash out at The New York Times this Sunday for hiring Richard Nixon counsel John Dean to review it.  —  John O'Connor, who helped Mark Felt write …

Connery given lifetime achievement award  —  LOS ANGELES - Hollywood's elite gathered to pay tribute to Sean Connery, who received The American Film Institute's annual lifetime achievement award.  —  Directors Steven Spielberg and George Lucas, and actors Harrison Ford …

"Monica talks about the new album + New Ne-Yo pics"  —  http://sandrarose.com/news.htm  —  Monica Discusses Her New Look, Lil Rock's 1st B-day Party, Album Title Change  —  Monica called me yesterday.  It seems a sig that I found on a fansite and posted on my site Monday was being mistaken …

Better Than the Real Thing?  —  The first pictures of Brad and Angelina's baby, Shiloh, were released in the New York Post and the Daily News today, teasing their full unleashing in tomorrow's People.  Back in April, Jason Zengerle explored the tabloid war for photo rights, accompanied by faked versions of what they might look like.

Dumped Manager Sues Nicollette Sheridan  —  Lawsuit claims manager is owed 10% of her earnings  —  (June 8) — Nicollette Sheridan's former manager filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit against the actress, claiming that Sheridan owes him 10% of her 'Desperate Housewives' proceeds.