Lindsay Lohan Will Cheat on You  —  Taking into account the number of guys that Lindsay Lohan has been linked to, the statistical probability of getting you're shot with her is becoming increasingly likely.  However, should you find yourself in the sitaution where you can make your move …

Paris Hilton is Handicapped  —  Or so it would appear from her parking space.  —  Judging from the way she dresses and acts I'd say she has some sort of personality disorder.  —  On a related note....  What do you think it would take to make Paris Hilton stop taking off her clothes?

The Angelina Code Cracked: Tattoo's Meaning Revealed  —  People Denies Paying $4.1 Million for Shiloh Photos  —  June 8, 2006 — There's a wealth of meaning behind the photos of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and baby Shiloh Nouvel.  —  The shots of the new trio purchased by People magazine reveal …

Salma Hayek's Boobs Should Have Won  —  According to a new poll from In Touch magazine, Scarlett Johansson's boobs have been voted the best in Hollywood.  Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek rounded out the top three.  A spokesman for the publication says:

Vivica A. Fox to 'Dance with the Stars'  —  Lots of people take it easy during the summer but Vivica A. Fox says she plans to do a lot of hard work - by getting in shape for the next season of Dancing with the Stars.  —  "I'm doing Dancing with the Stars.  I'm so excited.

Are You Ready For Some Futbol?  —  The World Cup begins today and you know what that means ... well ... almost no one in the US will really pay attention ... but more importantly it means that a whole bunch of hot sweaty guys are going to be running around, ripping off their jerseys and screaming GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Beyonce searching for an all-female band  —  NEW YORK - Beyonce Knowles needs an all-female band for her upcoming tour — and fast.  Knowles is searching for musicians to play on a tour in support of her second solo album, "B'Day," Columbia Records announced this week.

Oliver Hudson Gets Married  —  Oliver Hudson married actress Erinn Bartlett in a beachside ceremony in Mexico on Friday, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  Bartlett wore a wedding dress by Les Habitudes and Husdon wore a Ralph Lauren suit at the ceremony, which was officiated by a Buddhist family friend.

Britney Sued by Paparazzo  —  TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court by a paparazzo claiming that Britney Spears and her mother Lynne Spears are responsible for serious injuries he suffered when he was allegedly struck by an SUV carrying the pop princess.

EXCLUSIVE!  SPIDER-BABY: TOBEY MAGUIRE AND FIANCÉE ARE EXPECTING!  —  Tobey Maguire and his longtime love Jennifer Meyer are getting ready for their first baby.  "Jennifer is pregnant," a source tells Star.  "It's still early, so they aren't talking about it publicly yet, but they are really happy."

JENNY MCCARTHY & JIM CARREY?  OH YES!  —  The peeps have been whispering about this one for a while and although neither party has officially confirmed the rumor, it looks more and more like Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are indeed a couple.  I saw Jim being interviewed the other day and when asked …

Britney's new nanny wanted to be a Navy SEAL  —  EASTON, Maryland (AP) — At the U.S. Naval Academy, Perry Taylor was addressed as "midshipman."  Now, though, he's known as Perry Poppins.  —  The 28-year-old Easton native has popped up in supermarket tabloids as the male nanny — or "manny" …

Meredith's 'Brokeback' Farewell  —  Vieira and Behar share a tender moment  —  (June 9, 3:45PM ET) — Friday's episode of 'The View' was the last hoorah for co-host Meredith Vieira — she's set to fill Katie Couric's seat on 'Today.' Joy, Barbara, Star and Elisabeth roasted their co-host for their send-off …

Maria Menounos's Cleavage Is Being Followed  —  Here's Maria Menounos Arriving At The 34th AFI Life Achievement Award  —  Here's Maria Menounos Presenting At The 34th AFI Life Achievement Award  —  Here's Maria Menounos Backstage At The 34th AFI Life Achievement Award

Anderson Cooper's Hot Tracks  —  In the never ending effort to keep Anderson Cooper's tome Dispatches From the Edge far and above Ann Coulter's latest hate Bible - Vanity Fair cover!  Book readings!  Larry King! - the Coopster is latching on to iTunes with his very own Celebrity Playlist.

Is Denise Richards Really Engaged?  —  Denise Richards arrived at LAX yesterday sporting a ring on her left ring finger, leaving everyone wondering if she and her boyfriend, Richie Sambora, are engaged.  —  Richards, who is in the middle of a bitter divorce from Charlie Sheen …

Heath Ledger Hates Howard Stern, Loves Spicy Tuna Rolls!  —  Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams haven't forgiven Howard Stern for his rude jokes about Ledger's role in Brokeback Mountain - snubbing the King of All Media and girlfriend Beth Ostrosky when they ran into the couple at Nobu.

Trapped in the Closet Part 13: Tween Sex, coming to a computer near you  —  Soon we will be able to fill in the blanks on this R. Kelly mannequin!  —  Boooooo.  —  That's right.  It's only a matter of time before the infamous R. Kelly kiddie porn tape hits the blog circuit.

Drew Hails A Cab  —  Drew and her faithful dog Flossie attempt to hail a cab in NYC.  I did not think it was allowed for doggies to go in cabs unless they were seeing eye dogs.  I guess since Flossie is a super dog for saving Drew's life or because she is a movie star, some cab driver probably ended up giving her a lift.

Brittany Murphy Attempts To Wink  —  I don't know what's with these young starlets and not being able to wink properly.  First, there was Lindsay Lohan's miserable attempt and now Brittany Murphy's.  When are they going to get it right?  Winking requires a sexy face.