Madonna's latest young friend: Lindsay Lohan  —  Plus: Charlotte Church puts the smackdown on Paris Hilton  —  Has Madonna already found a replacement for Britney Spears?  —  The Material Girl reportedly dumped Spears as a buddy because the "Oops, I Did It Again" crooner failed …

Lindsay Lohan likes her teeth clean  —  Lindsay Lohan was photographed at Da Silvano restaurant on Tuesday and was caught picking her teeth, which is totally unacceptable if you're a fancy movie star.  Next thing I know you'll be telling me they actually fart and go number two.  I think not, my friends.

Charges Against Kate Moss Ruled Out  —  British prosecutors said Thursday they would not charge model Kate Moss over allegations of cocaine use reported in a tabloid newspaper despite strong evidence she was using illegal drugs.  —  The Daily Mirror published pictures in September …

Guilty in extort of J.Lo wed vid  —  An ex-con pleaded guilty yesterday to trying to get Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to buy back their stolen wedding video for $1 million.  —  Tito Moses, 31, of Newark, cut a deal in Manhattan Supreme Court that will send him to prison for up to three years …

Henry Chance Aronofsky: Rachel Weisz's Son  —  Introducing Henry Aronofsky  —  The first official pictures of Rachel Weisz's baby boy have started to surface, taken in Battery Park in New York City.  The 35-year-old Ocar winner gave birth to her son Henry Chance Aronofsky on May 31st, according to CBB.

Jessica: I Like a Man with Imagination  —  Jessica Simpson may be living single, but she knows what she's looking for: "A guy with a great imagination sends me through the rafters," she tells Maxim.  "I love it!"  —  Simpson, 25, the magazine's July cover girl, also reveals her smooching style.

Neil Simon gets Mark Twain Prize  —  WASHINGTON - Neil Simon will receive the Kennedy Center's humor prize for more than four decades of Broadway hits, movies and TV shows blending the serious and the silly: "The Odd Couple," "Lost in Yonkers," "Barefoot in the Park" and dozens more.

STEPHEN'S GAY SURPRISE  —  That Stephen Dorff seems like a bit of a funny one.  —  He's just revealed that he's shocked that he's not gay.  —  He confessed that, when he was a kid, he loved wearing woman's clothes and watching girls put their make-up on.

Victoria Beckham: Human Lighthouse  —  You know, I always hated when people referred to breasts as headlights.  I think it's one of the dumbest, immature sayings ever.  However, Victoria Beckham's boobs actually do look like headlights.  It's good to know that if she were to get stranded in the ocean …

GIMME SHELTER  —  BRADEN KEIL'S WEEKLY GOSSIP  —  Hotel heirhead Paris Hilton might be looking to score the apartment directly below Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez.  Sources say the TV actress, aspiring singer and recurring Internet porn star just checked out a four-bedroom, 61/2-bath apartment at Trump Park Avenue.

Jen and Vince Engaged?  —  I doubt it but ET is reporting that Jen is sporting a new sparkling ring that is an estimated half-million-dollars and includes nine-and-a-half carats.  Nice work Jen - if it's true.  From these pics at the London premiere it does look like she has some new jewelry …

Fine shades of meaning not Dubya's strong suit  —  President Bush might want to get a little more sleep before his next press conference - or, better yet, just ignore anybody in Ray-Bans.  —  Just back from his surprise trip to Baghdad, the jet-lagged leader deftly inserted his foot …

Flavor Flav's Former Love Hoopz Arrested  —  Former Flavor of Love star Hoopz was arrested on Tuesday (June 13) for assaulting a police officer.  —  According to reports, the reality star was jailed for allegedly attacking a police officer outside of her Dearborn, Michigan home.

Paparazzo: Bruce Willis Assaulted Me  —  Bruce Willis allegedly shoved a photographer outside of Koi restaurant in West Hollywood last night, and the alleged victim gave TMZ the blow-by-blow.  —  Photographer Anthony Goodrich claims Willis showed up at the popular restaurant …

Britney: 'We Just Need Privacy'  —  A tearful Britney Spears opened up to Matt Lauer on Thursday's Today show as she defended herself as a mother, asked to be left alone by paparazzi and suggested she may have to start her own magazine to counter reports about her marriage.

Heath Ledger apologizes to Howard Stern  —  Heath Ledger has apologized to Howard Stern after he and Michelle Williams snubbed Stern and his girlfriend at Nobu last week.  According to Stern, Heath called him up and said, "Michelle and I were in a very deep conversation about something in our personal life.