Madonna's latest young friend: Lindsay Lohan  —  Plus: Charlotte Church puts the smackdown on Paris Hilton  —  Has Madonna already found a replacement for Britney Spears?  —  The Material Girl reportedly dumped Spears as a buddy because the "Oops, I Did It Again" crooner failed …

Charges Against Kate Moss Ruled Out  —  British prosecutors said Thursday they would not charge model Kate Moss over allegations of cocaine use reported in a tabloid newspaper despite strong evidence she was using illegal drugs.  —  The Daily Mirror published pictures in September …

Guilty in extort of J.Lo wed vid  —  An ex-con pleaded guilty yesterday to trying to get Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to buy back their stolen wedding video for $1 million.  —  Tito Moses, 31, of Newark, cut a deal in Manhattan Supreme Court that will send him to prison for up to three years …

Hilary Duff Couldn't Care Less  —  NY Times movie critic Stephen Holden, who routinely blasts Duff's teen comedies and makes a point to single out her performances, has finally gotten to the teen star.  Sick of hearing that her acting is "talent-challenged", the actress tells Elle magazine she isn't making movies for NY Times readers.

Victoria Beckham: Human Lighthouse  —  You know, I always hated when people referred to breasts as headlights.  I think it's one of the dumbest, immature sayings ever.  However, Victoria Beckham's boobs actually do look like headlights.  It's good to know that if she were to get stranded in the ocean …

Henry Chance Aronofsky: Rachel Weisz's Son  —  Introducing Henry Aronofsky  —  The first official pictures of Rachel Weisz's baby boy have started to surface, taken in Battery Park in New York City.  The 35-year-old Ocar winner gave birth to her son Henry Chance Aronofsky on May 31st, according to CBB.

A 'Hairspray' Dream Come True  —  Twenty-eight years have passed since John Travolta did his thing in "Grease."  For fans, it's been 28 long years, which should make the 18-month wait until John makes his musical return to the big screen in "Hairspray" fly by.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, Conjuring Judy Garland  —  They came to commune with a legend and to pay their respects to the singer channeling her.  —  "They" would be the heavily gay, male, over-30 audience at the sold-out Carnegie Hall last night and tonight; the legend would be Judy Garland …

ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR TOM AND KATIE!  COUPLE IN RUSH FOR 2ND CHILD  —  TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are hiding another baby secret — less than two months after the birth of baby No. 1, they're already working on baby No. 2!  —  The 43-year-old "Mission: Impossible" star and his bride …

Flavor Flav's Former Love Hoopz Arrested  —  Former Flavor of Love star Hoopz was arrested on Tuesday (June 13) for assaulting a police officer.  —  According to reports, the reality star was jailed for allegedly attacking a police officer outside of her Dearborn, Michigan home.

Jessica: I Like a Man with Imagination  —  Jessica Simpson may be living single, but she knows what she's looking for: "A guy with a great imagination sends me through the rafters," she tells Maxim.  "I love it!"  —  Simpson, 25, the magazine's July cover girl, also reveals her smooching style.

Neil Simon gets Mark Twain Prize  —  WASHINGTON - Neil Simon will receive the Kennedy Center's humor prize for more than four decades of Broadway hits, movies and TV shows blending the serious and the silly: "The Odd Couple," "Lost in Yonkers," "Barefoot in the Park" and dozens more.

STEPHEN'S GAY SURPRISE  —  That Stephen Dorff seems like a bit of a funny one.  —  He's just revealed that he's shocked that he's not gay.  —  He confessed that, when he was a kid, he loved wearing woman's clothes and watching girls put their make-up on.

Somebody Give Kate Bosworth a Cheeseburger  —  If you're a regular Egotastic! reader, then you probably know how excited I am for the new Superman Returns movie.  Minus a few reservations, like the colours of the Superman suit, I'm really hyped to see it.  However, there is another reservation …

'I Fell In Love With Jen's Humour'.  —  Vaughn: 'i Fell In Love With Jen's Humour'.  —  Hollywood funnyman VINCE VAUGHN has named JENNIFER ANISTON's sense of humour her most attractive quality.  —  The SWINGERS star, who has been dating the actress since her divorce from BRAD PITT …

Anna Kournikova Gives Us A Nice View  —  You know how celebrities always have the best seats in the house at basketball games?  Well as long as Anna Kournikova keeps showing up to games wearing flimsy tank tops, we at home, sitting at our computers, have the best seats in the house.

Shocking celebrity plastic surgery!  —  The comic Ant who hosts Celebrity Fit Club was on the Howard Stern show this morning and had 2 strange plastic surgery revelations!...  1) He will be having a "full body lift" (at a cost of $45,000) for a new TV show about celebrity plastic surgery! (he did not say the name of the show.)