Kidman, Urban soothe paparazzi with cold beer  —  SYDNEY (Reuters) - Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman and fiance Keith Urban used a very Australian gift to soothe the paparazzi camped outside her Sydney home on Tuesday ahead of their expected weekend wedding — a case of cold beer.

Oops!  K-Fed reneges on visit  —  Kevin Federline may have an "awesome" marriage to Britney Spears — as she claimed to Matt Lauer — as well as three, soon to be four, awesome children with his wife and his ex-girlfriend.  —  But K-Fed is less than awesome when it comes to keeping his public promises.

Ryan Seacrest is So Not Gay  —  In an effort to clear up all those nasty gay rumors, Ryan Seacrest told Vince Vaughn he wanted to do him on a recent interview with the actor on his L.A. radio show.  Seriously. … Seriously, at this point, why doesn't Ryan Seacrest just wear a lavender scented thong …

Us Exclusive: Heidi Klum and Seal Expecting  —  Supermodel Heidi Klum and her husband, singer Seal, 43, are expecting their third child, a source close to the couple confirms to Us Weekly.  The couple also have a son, Henry, 9 months, and a daughter, Leni, 2, from Klum's previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

Divorce No. 7 for Producer Robert Evans  —  Famed Hollywood producer Robert Evans, 75, has reached the end of another happily ever after.  —  His seventh wife, Victoria White O'Gara, is seeking to end their marriage after less than a year, citing irreconcilable differences in documents filed June 16 at Los Angeles Superior Court.

Jessica Simpson Maxim Pictures  —  Well, I have to say, from the cover picture revealed last week, I was expecting way more from Jessica Simpson's new Maxim Magazine spread.  I mean, doesn't putting the sexiest picture right on the cover defeat the purpose somewhat?

Britney's Ex-Guards Must Settle Claims  —  Three former security guards who claim Britney Spears owes them overtime pay must settle their dispute through arbitration, a Los Angeles judge ruled Monday, according to the Associated Press.  —  In a lawsuit filed in March, Silas Dukes …

Emma Watson: Still Drinking Beer  —  Not too long ago, we brought you pictures of an underage Emma Watson drinking beer.  Well, it seems little miss Emma Watson still likes to party, and her favoured beverage hasn't changed.  —  Check her out partying in a Limo with friends, and beer.

Project Runway 3 Designers … The Project Runway 3 designers have been revealed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Pictured: (top l-r) Vincent Libretti, Kayne Gillaspie, Robert Best, Ulrike Herzner (middle l-r) Alison Kelly, Laura Bennett, Angela Keslar, Keith Michael, Katherine Gerdes, Stacey Estrella …

The 'Devil' Takes New York  —  ANNE HATHAWAY, MERYL STREEP and the rest of the fabulous cast of 'The Devil Wears Prada' debuted their stiletto-sharp satire last night in the heart of New York City.  —  Meryl was back to blonde after playing ruthless magazine editor Miranda Priestly on-screen.

Madonna cleans up her act for dad  —  Plus, PETA's costly lunch with Beyonce; K-Fed in for a penny  —  Madonna cleaned up her act for her dad.  —  The singer has been shocking audiences during her Confessions tour, repeatedly using the f-word, flipping her middle finger at the crowd …

WHO'S SHARING A TONGUE?  —  Now, we'd never describe ourselves as prudes over here at Showbiz HQ... but we can be easily shocked.  —  And a full-on tongue sarnie is one thing that might put us off our showbiz nibbles.  —  So just imagine the retching when we spotted these two stars indulging …

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy hold hands  —  I can only imagine what these two do in their private time together.  I assume it's along the lines of farting in each other's faces and then laughing about how gross their boogers taste.  Which actually sounds like a lot of fun.  I'm thinking threesome.

Britney's Rebellion  —  Britney's website has a little snippet of a new song called Rebellion.  It's all based on that little nasty poem she wrote a few weeks ago.  You have to go to her site and then click on Love B to hear it.  Oh Britney, what is going on with you these days?

Lindsay Lohan & Madonna To Make Beautiful Music?  —  Madonna and Lindsay Lohan are planning to record a duet, it has been claimed.  The two stars have reportedly become friends because of their Kabbalah faith and are holding secret talks to unite for a song - and possibly a movie.  —  Source

Court scrimmage  —  Strahan & his wife swap charges of wild spending  —  Giants sack king Michael Strahan and his estranged wife blitzed each other with dueling tales of wild, free-spending ways yesterday in a divorce court clash.  —  Strahan said his soon-to-be ex-wife spoiled their toddler twin girls …

Connie Chung, Torch Singer for a Night  —  Those who caught a glimpse over the weekend — either on television, or later on the Internet — of the torch song that Connie Chung warbled to mark the end of her short-lived program with Maury Povich on MSNBC, take note: She says she meant her performance to be a gag.

Audrey Tautou Nipple Slip Pictures  —  You may remember Audrey Tautou from Amélie Poulin, or if you're less lucky, from The Da Vinci Code.  If you're really lucky though, you remember her from Le Libertin...  But, regardless of where you knew her from first, I'm sure you'll remember her after today.

Sharon Stone is a Good Mom  —  Sharon Stone arrived at the Ivy in London on June 19 with a mystery man and her 4 year old son, Roan, and "dined late" but only Sharon and her date had anything to eat.  Not because Roan wasn't hungry, but because Sharon left him in the car with the chauffeur.  Asleep.