Keith-Nicole nups no Urban legend  —  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have finally confirmed they're getting married this weekend — but not because a baby is making them.  —  Kidman's rep swears the Oscar-winning bride-to-be is not expecting — despite exhaustive media analysis of her lovely tummy.

Oops!  K-Fed reneges on visit  —  Kevin Federline may have an "awesome" marriage to Britney Spears — as she claimed to Matt Lauer — as well as three, soon to be four, awesome children with his wife and his ex-girlfriend.  —  But K-Fed is less than awesome when it comes to keeping his public promises.

Us Exclusive: Heidi Klum and Seal Expecting  —  Supermodel Heidi Klum and her husband, singer Seal, 43, are expecting their third child, a source close to the couple confirms to Us Weekly.  The couple also have a son, Henry, 9 months, and a daughter, Leni, 2, from Klum's previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

Madonna cleans up her act for dad  —  Plus, PETA's costly lunch with Beyonce; K-Fed in for a penny  —  Madonna cleaned up her act for her dad.  —  The singer has been shocking audiences during her Confessions tour, repeatedly using the f-word, flipping her middle finger at the crowd …

Britney's Ex-Guards Must Settle Claims  —  Three former security guards who claim Britney Spears owes them overtime pay must settle their dispute through arbitration, a Los Angeles judge ruled Monday, according to the Associated Press.  —  In a lawsuit filed in March, Silas Dukes …

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy hold hands  —  I can only imagine what these two do in their private time together.  I assume it's along the lines of farting in each other's faces and then laughing about how gross their boogers taste.  Which actually sounds like a lot of fun.  I'm thinking threesome.

TORI: HUBBY'S EX 'PATHETIC'  —  June 20, 2006 — GASOLINE and a lighted match mix as well as Tori Spelling and the ex-wife of her new hubby, Dean McDermott.  Mary Jo Eustace was dumped last year by the actor after he fell for Spelling on a movie set.  Now she's shopping a tell-all.

WHO'S SHARING A TONGUE?  —  Now, we'd never describe ourselves as prudes over here at Showbiz HQ... but we can be easily shocked.  —  And a full-on tongue sarnie is one thing that might put us off our showbiz nibbles.  —  So just imagine the retching when we spotted these two stars indulging …

Audrey Tautou Nipple Slip Pictures  —  You may remember Audrey Tautou from Amélie Poulin, or if you're less lucky, from The Da Vinci Code.  If you're really lucky though, you remember her from Le Libertin...  But, regardless of where you knew her from first, I'm sure you'll remember her after today.

Pamela Anderson's naked protest  —  Pamela Anderson is planning to strip naked in a shop window - for an anti-fur protest.  —  The former 'Baywatch' babe, famed for her curvy body, is to pose nude in the window of fashion designer Stella McCartney's London clothes shop on behalf of animal rights group PETA.

"Grey's Anatomy" Star Engaged  —  Katherine Heigl's small-screen love may have bit the big one, but fortunately for her, life doesn't always imitate art.  —  The Grey's Anatomy star and her singer-songwriter beau of more than a year, Josh Kelley, are engaged, her publicist, Melissa Kates, confirmed to E! News Monday.

The 'Devil' Takes New York  —  ANNE HATHAWAY, MERYL STREEP and the rest of the fabulous cast of 'The Devil Wears Prada' debuted their stiletto-sharp satire last night in the heart of New York City.  —  Meryl was back to blonde after playing ruthless magazine editor Miranda Priestly on-screen.

'How Gay Is Superman?'  —  Or Jewish.  Or Christ-Like.  The Battle to Claim Superman as an Icon  —  June 19, 2006 — He's clearly into fitness, and splashy summer colors.  —  The new film about the Man of Steel, "Superman Returns" — which comes out, er, on June 28 — is being advertised on Logo …

Couric's departure not hurting 'Today'  —  NEW YORK - Katie who?  In the measurements that mean the most to television executives — ratings and ad sales — NBC's "Today" show appears not to have suffered from the departure of Katie Couric, at least not yet.

A NO BRA ERROR?  —  Now, when we usually get you to guess the celeb chest, it's because someone's popping out of their top.  —  But we thought it might just be time for a change.  —  Rather than gratuitous cleavage and over-sized boobage (well, we are in the midst of Big Brother 7 …