Keith-Nicole nups no Urban legend  —  Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have finally confirmed they're getting married this weekend — but not because a baby is making them.  —  Kidman's rep swears the Oscar-winning bride-to-be is not expecting — despite exhaustive media analysis of her lovely tummy.

Oops!  K-Fed reneges on visit  —  Kevin Federline may have an "awesome" marriage to Britney Spears — as she claimed to Matt Lauer — as well as three, soon to be four, awesome children with his wife and his ex-girlfriend.  —  But K-Fed is less than awesome when it comes to keeping his public promises.

Us Exclusive: Heidi Klum and Seal Expecting  —  Supermodel Heidi Klum and her husband, singer Seal, 43, are expecting their third child, a source close to the couple confirms to Us Weekly.  The couple also have a son, Henry, 9 months, and a daughter, Leni, 2, from Klum's previous relationship with race car driver Flavio Briatore.

The 'Devil' Takes New York  —  ANNE HATHAWAY, MERYL STREEP and the rest of the fabulous cast of 'The Devil Wears Prada' debuted their stiletto-sharp satire last night in the heart of New York City.  —  Meryl was back to blonde after playing ruthless magazine editor Miranda Priestly on-screen.

Project Runway 3 Designers … The Project Runway 3 designers have been revealed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Pictured: (top l-r) Vincent Libretti, Kayne Gillaspie, Robert Best, Ulrike Herzner (middle l-r) Alison Kelly, Laura Bennett, Angela Keslar, Keith Michael, Katherine Gerdes, Stacey Estrella …

Madonna cleans up her act for dad  —  Plus, PETA's costly lunch with Beyonce; K-Fed in for a penny  —  Madonna cleaned up her act for her dad.  —  The singer has been shocking audiences during her Confessions tour, repeatedly using the f-word, flipping her middle finger at the crowd …

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy hold hands  —  I can only imagine what these two do in their private time together.  I assume it's along the lines of farting in each other's faces and then laughing about how gross their boogers taste.  Which actually sounds like a lot of fun.  I'm thinking threesome.

Britney's Ex-Guards Must Settle Claims  —  Three former security guards who claim Britney Spears owes them overtime pay must settle their dispute through arbitration, a Los Angeles judge ruled Monday, according to the Associated Press.  —  In a lawsuit filed in March, Silas Dukes …

WHO'S SHARING A TONGUE?  —  Now, we'd never describe ourselves as prudes over here at Showbiz HQ... but we can be easily shocked.  —  And a full-on tongue sarnie is one thing that might put us off our showbiz nibbles.  —  So just imagine the retching when we spotted these two stars indulging …

RYAN'S FANTASY REVEALED  —  GAYSSIP DEPT: Weeks ago, I reported that RYAN "I'm Not Gay" SEACREST commented on his LA radio show that MICHAEL DOUGLAS looked hairy lately — and then added: "I'm not into bearded men."  In my opinion, I said, no straight guy talks that way — but I asked you to judge.

Audrey Tautou Nipple Slip Pictures  —  You may remember Audrey Tautou from Amélie Poulin, or if you're less lucky, from The Da Vinci Code.  If you're really lucky though, you remember her from Le Libertin...  But, regardless of where you knew her from first, I'm sure you'll remember her after today.

TORI: HUBBY'S EX 'PATHETIC'  —  June 20, 2006 — GASOLINE and a lighted match mix as well as Tori Spelling and the ex-wife of her new hubby, Dean McDermott.  Mary Jo Eustace was dumped last year by the actor after he fell for Spelling on a movie set.  Now she's shopping a tell-all.

Pamela Anderson's naked protest  —  Pamela Anderson is planning to strip naked in a shop window - for an anti-fur protest.  —  The former 'Baywatch' babe, famed for her curvy body, is to pose nude in the window of fashion designer Stella McCartney's London clothes shop on behalf of animal rights group PETA.

"Grey's Anatomy" Star Engaged  —  Katherine Heigl's small-screen love may have bit the big one, but fortunately for her, life doesn't always imitate art.  —  The Grey's Anatomy star and her singer-songwriter beau of more than a year, Josh Kelley, are engaged, her publicist, Melissa Kates, confirmed to E! News Monday.

Paris... She Shoots, She Scores!  —  Paris Hilton was in Canada for the Much Music Awards over the weekend and the heiress was quite friendly with a new man.  Miss Hilton was seen partying and holding hands with hockey player Jose Theodore, goalie for the Colorado Avalanche.

Jessica Simpson Maxim Pictures  —  Well, I have to say, from the cover picture revealed last week, I was expecting way more from Jessica Simpson's new Maxim Magazine spread.  I mean, doesn't putting the sexiest picture right on the cover defeat the purpose somewhat?

Keira Says She Prefers British Blokes  —  How are American men and British men different?  "U.K. guys - well, the ones that I know - don't take as much stock in their appearance," says Keira Knightley in a new interview.  "Ask an American guy what his beauty regime is, and he'll tell you.