LINDSAY LOHAN IS BOOBILICIOUS (ALL OVER AGAIN)  —  After celebrating her 'Great Gatsby'-themed 20th birthday blowout bonanza on Sunday in Malibu, Lindsay Lohan [detoxed] chilled beachside during a low-key sunning session with younger brother Michael.  —  The flame-haired 'Georgia Rule' actress showed off …

Natalie Portman's nude debut  —  Natalie Portman appears nude in her new movie.  —  The stunning actress will be seen completely naked during torture scenes in the upcoming historical drama 'Goya's Ghosts', which focuses on revered artist Francisco Goya.  —  Portman plays Goya's muse …

Brit's bomb followed by flack attack  —  Is Britney Spears in PR meltdown?  And is her rep, uberflack Leslie Sloane Zelnik, to blame?  —  That's a rival publicist's pitch to Spears' manager, Dan Dymtrow, in a possibly misguided attempt to steal the Brit account from Zelnik while leaking the smoking E-mail to this column.

Mommy dearest: Paris wants babies, and soon  —  Plus: Rocket Man Elton John blasts off about soccer  —  Paris Hilton wants to reproduce.  Soon.  The partying heiress insists she'd be a "great mother" - but the 25-year-old she doesn't want to wait long because she doesn't want to be an "old mom."

Beauty Buzz: How Much Would You Pay For a Haircut?  —  What is the most amount of money you will spend on your hair?  Would you spend $300?  What if I told you a famous soccer star's wife spent $3,000 on a hair cut!!  According to hollywoodrag.com Victoria Beckman spent that much on her hair …

Baby Kingston  —  Gwen's Flower Power  —  Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale picked up fresh flowers with six-weeks-old baby Kingston earlier this past weekend.  According to CBB, Kingston was wearing Johnnies socks in navy and being carried in a Rockin' Baby Ring Sling in Orange Zebra/Brown Flowers …

Cindy Sheehan, Stars Begin Hunger Strike  —  PHOTO BY: MOLLY RILEY / REUTERS / LANDOV  —  Anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan began a hunger strike on Tuesday - and Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn and other stars are joining her in her "Troops Home Fast" protest.  —  Sheehan, whose son Casey …

Go Ahead, Girl!  —  And this guy's okay, but is that the best she could do?  He seems to have been slapped with the freckle stick like Lindsay ...  10 Responses to "Go Ahead, Girl!"  — dayler Says:  —  it's her brother.  durr.  — AgentOrange Says:  —  Tuesday, 04-07-06 17:54

No Vin For SILVER SURFER!!  —  Merrick here...  Tim Story, director of FANTASTIC FOUR (who is returning for the franchise's second installment...identified in recent licensing show material as FANTASTIC FOUR AND THE SILVER SURFER) has denied recurring Internet rumors that Vin Diesel will portray Silver Surfer in the new movie.

Is Paris Hilton Really That Dumb?  —  Or is she a diabolical genius?  We ask the Paris experts.  —  It's a conundrum, right?  That blank bovine look.  The endless stream of airhead quotes in US Weekly.  The reality show about being incompetent.  And yet, with little …

Keira Knightley says she is not anorexic  —  LONDON - Oscar-nominated actress Keira Knightley disclosed a family history of anorexia Tuesday but said that she doesn't suffer from an eating disorder.  —  The slender 21-year-old, in London to promote "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest …

Is Gisele Not A Looker?  —  It's a hard life being a supermodel.  —  Especially when you lose your sex appeal by the age of 25.  —  So says Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who claims men have stopped hitting on her because she's over the hill.  —  The 25-year-old (yes, 25) …

Roger Ebert in Serious But Stable Condition  —  Movie critic Roger Ebert is in serious but stable condition at Northwestern Memorial Hospital following a lengthy emergency operation to repair complications from an earlier cancer surgery, the Associated Press reports.

SPEARS SIGNS UP FOR SECOND TV SERIES  —  Pop star Britney Spears hopes to quash rumors her marriage to Kevin Federline is on the brink of collapse by signing up for a second series of her hit reality show.  —  "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic: follows the singer in her everyday life …

Kate goes after Pete's pal  —  Kate Moss just can't get over her thing for scruffy musicians.  The supermodel made headlines this past year because of her tumultuous relationship with junkie rocker Pete Doherty of Babyshambles and formerly of the Libertines.

Happy 4th of July!!!!  —  Happy Fourth of July everyone!  I hope your day is filled with hot dogs and hot cocks.  In that order.  KFed spent yesterday preparing for this big day by buying all of Britney's favorites.  Lays, Froot Loops, Pop Tarts and Diet Coke.  And people wonder why she's a fat ass.