Josh gives a damn, Scarlett  —  How thrilled would you be if your girlfriend was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama?  —  Probably about as thrilled as Josh Hartnett, who seemed a little anxious on Monday when the noted Hollywood swordsman flew Scarlett Johansson out to be with him in the Hamptons.

Stand by your made man?  —  Wife bails - and tells all  —  You've seen the breakups and makeups of Tony and Carmela Soprano.  But, when it comes to romantic fury, the TV mob couple has nothing on Joe and Nancy Defede.  —  The Defedes are the real deal.  For four years, Joe was acting boss …

Lotsa Crowe-ing over baby  —  Proud dad Russell Crowe hit the airwaves yesterday to tell the world all about the birth of his second son, Tennyson.  —  Hours after his wife, Danielle Spencer, gave birth in Sydney, Crowe called a local radio station.  —  "Dani is great, mate, everybody is fine," the Oscar winner gushed.

Kabbalah: is Madonna losing her religion?  —  Yes, say friends.  They believe the singer is about to cut ties with the sect to which she has given millions.  By Anthony Barnes  —  The pop world's most unusual partnership may be over.  Madonna and Kabbalah, the once obscure sect she championed …

Beyonce Knowles to play Bob Dylan  —  Beyoncé Knowles is on the shortlist to play grizzled protest singer Bob Dylan.  —  The 'Bootlicious' singer is one of several black female stars being considered to play Dylan in a biopic of his life after the director, Todd Haynes …

Depp's 'Pirates' Scores Record $132M Debut  —  Johnny Depp's boozy, woozy buccaneer Jack Sparrow has plundered the box office, with "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" taking in a record $132 million in its first three days, according to studio estimates Sunday.

Bosworth And Bloom To Settle In Australia?.  —  Bosworth And Bloom To Settle In Australia?.  —  KATE BOSWORTH is planning to abandon her life in Los Angeles to live in Australia - where she hopes to settle down and have kids with partner ORLANDO BLOOM.  —  The SUPERMAN RETURNS beauty …

Brigitte Nielsen Weds Italian Beau - Again  —  Nielsen and Dessi  —  PHOTO BY: FOC KAN / WIREIMAGE.  —  Brigitte Nielsen married her fifth husband, Mattia Dessi, a former model from Italy, at the five-star Radisson SAS Golden Sands Resort & Spa in Malta on Saturday, PEOPLE has learned.

Survivor's Stephenie LaGrossa Gets Married  —  Ward and LaGrossa  —  Survivor: Palau and Guatemala castaway Stephenie LaGrossa wed her longtime boyfriend, high-school history teacher Michael Ward, 33, on Friday in Seaside Heights, N.J., the Jersey Shore town where they first met.

New Couple Alert!  —  If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (or be really rich and famous).  —  Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that former Spice Girl Melanie B.  (Scary Spice) and funny man Eddie Murphy are dating!  —  "They've been lying low and trying …

WEEK AHEAD: Heidi's Runway Return  —  PHOTO BY: CARLEY MARGOLIS / FILMMAGIC  —  Heidi Klum searches for the next great designer on the third season of Project Runway, debuting on Wednesday.  PEOPLE looks at the supermodel's quest plus other events to watch for in the coming week:

Nicky Hilton to Open Hotel "Nicky O"  —  Nicky O. Oh?  —  Pretty soon (this November in fact), if you visit Miami's famed Ocean Drive, you might be able to stay in Nicky Hilton's newest business venture, Nicky O, a boutique chain of luxury hotels to open in Miami and Chicago.

Pamela Anderson takes her bikini to Monaco  —  Summer's just getting started so if you're already sick of seeing celebrities in bikinis this might not be your favorite place to be right now.  Same goes if you're not a fan of humongous breasts and seeing a woman scar her children for the rest …

TV Is Now Interactive, Minus Images, on the Web  —  Many "Rescue Me" viewers weren't happy, and they weren't being quiet about it.  —  The June 20 episode of the series, on FX, concluded with a violent sex scene between the main character, played by Denis Leary, and his estranged wife.

Jim Carrey & Jenny McCarthy Get Serious  —  Carrey and McCarthy in Brentwood, Calif., on June 28  —  From a romantic helicopter ride to a Radiohead concert date night, the goofball duo of Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are getting serious with each other, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

Look Who's In Turnaround  —  Film projects, some with major talent attached, are now getting their plugs pulled by budget-skittish studios.  —  The real magic of Hollywood is not the knee-buckling resonance of a perfect screen kiss or the ability to conjure an army of Orcs from the plains of New Zealand.

BAUER GETS 'ME' TIME  —  July 7, 2006 — AMERICA will have to save itself.  —  Terrorist fighter Jack Bauer will be too busy trying to save his own butt in the sixth season of "24," Kiefer Sutherland revealed Sunday in an interview with a British newspaper.

Kidman Wedding Bouquet Stopped by Cops  —  HOLLYWOOD - The New Zealand woman who caught Nicole Kidman's wedding bouquet had to leave the coveted flowers at the airport when she discovered she wasn't allowed to fly out of Australia carrying plants.  —  Retirement village manager Evelyn White …