EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  —  The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006.  (Click on document to download.)

Josh gives a damn, Scarlett  —  How thrilled would you be if your girlfriend was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama?  —  Probably about as thrilled as Josh Hartnett, who seemed a little anxious on Monday when the noted Hollywood swordsman flew Scarlett Johansson out to be with him in the Hamptons.

Depp's 'Pirates' Scores Record $132M Debut  —  Johnny Depp's boozy, woozy buccaneer Jack Sparrow has plundered the box office, with "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" taking in a record $132 million in its first three days, according to studio estimates Sunday.

Kabbalah: is Madonna losing her religion?  —  Yes, say friends.  They believe the singer is about to cut ties with the sect to which she has given millions.  By Anthony Barnes  —  The pop world's most unusual partnership may be over.  Madonna and Kabbalah, the once obscure sect she championed …

Stand by your made man?  —  Wife bails - and tells all  —  You've seen the breakups and makeups of Tony and Carmela Soprano.  But, when it comes to romantic fury, the TV mob couple has nothing on Joe and Nancy Defede.  —  The Defedes are the real deal.  For four years, Joe was acting boss …

Video is Vol. 1 of Rosie's Star war  —  Star Jones Reynolds and Rosie O'Donnell say they used to be friends.  But now I can reveal the precise moment when the just-fired and just-hired cohosts on "The View" became sworn enemies.  —  It was during Rosie's appearance on the May 12, 2004, show.

Lindsay Lohan dating Rhys Ifans?  —  Lindsay Lohan is allegedly romancing British actor Rhys Ifans.  —  The 'Mean Girls' actress is said to have fallen for the 37-year-old actor - best known for his role as Hugh Grant's eccentric flatmate Spike in 'Notting Hill' - after being introduced to him by her friend Kate Moss.

The Sound of Mystery  —  Bad news for all you American Idol-izers out there.  Seems runner-up Katharine McPhee skipped the opening nights of her AI Live!  Tour, which kicked off Wednesday.  —  Evidently, Kat had come down with a nasty case of "severe bronchitis and laryngitis" and was prescribed "total voice rest" by her doc.

The Devil Wears Teflon  —  "The Devil Wears Prada," a chic, not-so-veiled look at the fashion magazine world and its empress, Anna Wintour, depicts a demanding, occasionally toxic editor named Miranda Priestly who cares deeply about the semiotics of a particular choice of belts.

New Couple Alert!  —  If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (or be really rich and famous).  —  Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that former Spice Girl Melanie B.  (Scary Spice) and funny man Eddie Murphy are dating!  —  "They've been lying low and trying …

Survivor's Stephenie LaGrossa Gets Married  —  Ward and LaGrossa  —  Survivor: Palau and Guatemala castaway Stephenie LaGrossa wed her longtime boyfriend, high-school history teacher Michael Ward, 33, on Friday in Seaside Heights, N.J., the Jersey Shore town where they first met.

Lotsa Crowe-ing over baby  —  Proud dad Russell Crowe hit the airwaves yesterday to tell the world all about the birth of his second son, Tennyson.  —  Hours after his wife, Danielle Spencer, gave birth in Sydney, Crowe called a local radio station.  —  "Dani is great, mate, everybody is fine," the Oscar winner gushed.

Jax's 300G seen going to family dodging DA  —  DAILY NEWS WEST COAST BUREAU CHIEF  —  LOS ANGELES - A top-secret $300,000 payment Michael Jackson had delivered to Argentina was "relocation money" for a family who fled the U.S. to duck questioning by cops during the 2003 child-molestation probe, the Daily News has learned.

Bosworth And Bloom To Settle In Australia?.  —  Bosworth And Bloom To Settle In Australia?.  —  KATE BOSWORTH is planning to abandon her life in Los Angeles to live in Australia - where she hopes to settle down and have kids with partner ORLANDO BLOOM.  —  The SUPERMAN RETURNS beauty …

McManus Goes Mini  —  Michelle McManus is so thrilled with her slimmer bod that she's decided to help others lose weight.  —  The Scottish lass plans to make a DVD showing exactly how she lost a staggering nine stone.  —  The Pop Idol singer once weighed in at 22 stone …

Beyonce Knowles to play Bob Dylan  —  Beyoncé Knowles is on the shortlist to play grizzled protest singer Bob Dylan.  —  The 'Bootlicious' singer is one of several black female stars being considered to play Dylan in a biopic of his life after the director, Todd Haynes …