EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  —  The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006.  (Click on document to download.)

New Mom Angelina Back to Work  —  PHOTO BY: CARRIE DEVORAH / WENN / LANDOV  —  Angelina Jolie is about to take her first acting job since the birth of her and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, on May 27.  —  The Oscar winner will lend her voice to the DreamWorks animated feature Kung Fu Panda …

Lindsay Lohan dating Rhys Ifans?  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Lindsay Lohan is allegedly romancing British actor Rhys Ifans.  —  The 'Mean Girls' actress is said to have fallen for the 37-year-old actor - best known for his role as Hugh Grant's eccentric flatmate Spike in 'Notting Hill' …

Josh gives a damn, Scarlett  —  How thrilled would you be if your girlfriend was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama?  —  Probably about as thrilled as Josh Hartnett, who seemed a little anxious on Monday when the noted Hollywood swordsman flew Scarlett Johansson out to be with him in the Hamptons.

The Sound of Mystery  —  Bad news for all you American Idol-izers out there.  Seems runner-up Katharine McPhee skipped the opening nights of her AI Live!  Tour, which kicked off Wednesday.  —  Evidently, Kat had come down with a nasty case of "severe bronchitis and laryngitis" and was prescribed "total voice rest" by her doc.

Video is Vol. 1 of Rosie's Star war  —  Star Jones Reynolds and Rosie O'Donnell say they used to be friends.  But now I can reveal the precise moment when the just-fired and just-hired cohosts on "The View" became sworn enemies.  —  It was during Rosie's appearance on the May 12, 2004, show.

Tweedy Embarrassed By Footballers' Wives.  —  Tweedy Embarrassed By Footballers' Wives...Girls Aloud star CHERYL TWEEDY has no time for footballers' wives apart from VICTORIA BECKHAM, because she is the only partner of an England soccer star to have "ambition".

Depp's 'Pirates' Scores Record $132M Debut  —  Johnny Depp's boozy, woozy buccaneer Jack Sparrow has plundered the box office, with "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" taking in a record $132 million in its first three days, according to studio estimates Sunday.

The Devil Wears Teflon  —  "The Devil Wears Prada," a chic, not-so-veiled look at the fashion magazine world and its empress, Anna Wintour, depicts a demanding, occasionally toxic editor named Miranda Priestly who cares deeply about the semiotics of a particular choice of belts.

Stand by your made man?  —  Wife bails - and tells all  —  You've seen the breakups and makeups of Tony and Carmela Soprano.  But, when it comes to romantic fury, the TV mob couple has nothing on Joe and Nancy Defede.  —  The Defedes are the real deal.  For four years, Joe was acting boss …

New Couple Alert!  —  If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (or be really rich and famous).  —  Sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that former Spice Girl Melanie B.  (Scary Spice) and funny man Eddie Murphy are dating!  —  "They've been lying low and trying …

McConaughey Looking for a Handout  —  Bike riding and wallets don't go hand in hand it turns out.  Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong decided to go for a bike ride in Malibu but conveniently forgot to bring along any cash.  —  McConaughey decides to ask the photogs if they could give him $30 for some sandwiches.

Naomi Campbell: It's a card life  —  Naomi Campbell fled a shop in tears after a shop assistant refused to believe she was who she said she was.  —  The supermodel was shopping for luggage in Peter Jones, in London, but when she handed over her credit card, the store assistant reportedly said: "I don't think you're Naomi Campbell."

Heeeere's Johnny's — Former House  —  Johnny Carson's Malibu estate can be yours — for a cool $42 million.  —  This advertisement (click here to see photos), inside "Los Angeles Times Ultimate Address" magazine, does not list the owner, but TMZ has learned it's the lavish estate the former "Tonight Show" host called home.

Chris Daughtry Signs Record Deal  —  I guess coming in fourth place can mean something good.  Chris Daughtry of most recent American Idol fame has just signed a record deal with Clive Davis and Simon Fuller to release music on 19 Recordings Unlimited.  There are no details yet …

Kabbalah: is Madonna losing her religion?  —  Yes, say friends.  They believe the singer is about to cut ties with the sect to which she has given millions.  By Anthony Barnes  —  The pop world's most unusual partnership may be over.  Madonna and Kabbalah, the once obscure sect she championed …