EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  —  The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006.  (Click on document to download.)

New Mom Angelina Back to Work  —  PHOTO BY: CARRIE DEVORAH / WENN / LANDOV  —  Angelina Jolie is about to take her first acting job since the birth of her and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, on May 27.  —  The Oscar winner will lend her voice to the DreamWorks animated feature Kung Fu Panda …

Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'.  —  Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'... BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE insists his party boy reputation is undeserved - when he's spotted clubbing he's usually just doing "business".

NAOMI 'FRAUD' FRACAS  —  YOU have to be either very brave or very foolish to take on the fiery supermodel Naomi Campbell.  —  Step forward the anonymous shop assistant who refused to believe Naomi Campbell was who she said she was.  —  The Streatham-born supermodel apparently fled …

Video is Vol. 1 of Rosie's Star war  —  Star Jones Reynolds and Rosie O'Donnell say they used to be friends.  But now I can reveal the precise moment when the just-fired and just-hired cohosts on "The View" became sworn enemies.  —  It was during Rosie's appearance on the May 12, 2004, show.

Man Trades Up From Paper Clip to House  —  Canadian Town Offers the House for a Movie Role  —  July 9, 2006 — Kyle MacDonald's goal was simple — to trade one red paper clip all the way up to a house.  —  The 26-year-old Canadian began his quest almost a year ago.

Fired opera singer rehired after slim-down surgery  —  It ain't over till the fat lady loses 135 pounds.  —  London's Royal Opera House is once again singing the praises of Deborah Voigt, and has rehired the American soprano following her gastric bypass surgery and dramatic physical transformation.

Brandon Davis Resurfaces  —  Doesn't it seem like just yesterday that Brandon Davis headed off to rehab?  Actually is was only three weeks ago that Brandon headed off to Passages to cure his nasty case of firecrotch.  From the partial shot of the head that I can make out, he still seems to be squinty-eyed, puffy and sweaty.

The Sound of Mystery  —  Bad news for all you American Idol-izers out there.  Seems runner-up Katharine McPhee skipped the opening nights of her AI Live!  Tour, which kicked off Wednesday.  —  Evidently, Kat had come down with a nasty case of "severe bronchitis and laryngitis" and was prescribed "total voice rest" by her doc.

Josh gives a damn, Scarlett  —  How thrilled would you be if your girlfriend was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama?  —  Probably about as thrilled as Josh Hartnett, who seemed a little anxious on Monday when the noted Hollywood swordsman flew Scarlett Johansson out to be with him in the Hamptons.

How To Sell Your Soul for the Cover of Vanity Fair!  —  Like most people, I don't often think about Hilary Swank.  Or her husband Chad Lowe.  I've met them a couple times in the course of work, and they seemed lovely.  So it was surprising when my computer started insisting I read about their marriage.

Lindsay & Harry: Defying Expectations  —  They've made it last longer than one week!  —  Lindsay Morgan Lohan and her latest beau, Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, have been heating things up.  —  The hot twosome spent the weekend together in Malibu, where Lohan and Morton have been spending …

Depp's 'Pirates' Scores Record $132M Debut  —  Johnny Depp's boozy, woozy buccaneer Jack Sparrow has plundered the box office, with "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" taking in a record $132 million in its first three days, according to studio estimates Sunday.

Paris Hilton is Airing It Out Again  —  Okay, so I have no idea when these pictures of Paris Hilton's vagina were taken.  They showed up online today as "new," but they could've just as easily been taken last week or ten minutes ago, who the hell knows for sure.

Yo Ho Ho  —  This is my first official post from the Sunny shores of California ... I've had a heck of a weekend, as many of you are well aware ... but let's get to it ...  Did you know that Kevin Federline has other children outside of his marriage to Britney Spears?

`American Idol' rocker Daughtry signs deal  —  NEW YORK - Coming in fourth place on "American Idol" isn't so bad.  Chris Daughtry, who was voted off the Fox talent contest's fifth edition in an elimination round, has signed with music mogul Clive Davis in conjunction with 19 Recordings Unlimited …