EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  —  The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006.  (Click on document to download.)

New Mom Angelina Back to Work  —  PHOTO BY: CARRIE DEVORAH / WENN / LANDOV  —  Angelina Jolie is about to take her first acting job since the birth of her and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, on May 27.  —  The Oscar winner will lend her voice to the DreamWorks animated feature Kung Fu Panda …

Paris Hilton is Airing It Out Again  —  Okay, so I have no idea when these pictures of Paris Hilton's vagina were taken.  They showed up online today as "new," but they could've just as easily been taken last week or ten minutes ago, who the hell knows for sure.

THE BRITISH ARE COMING  —  STARS OF ORIGINAL 'OFFICE' INVADE AMERICAN WORKPLACE  —  July 10, 2006 — A little bit of England will be visiting "The Of fice" next season.  —  Ben Silverman, the executive producer of the hit NBC comedy, says that there will be something of a cross-over episode of …

McConaughey Looking for a Handout  —  Matthew McConaughey is rich, famous, good-looking and at times cash poor.  Take a look at this video of Matt trying to bum money from paparazzi so he could buy some sandwiches.  —  The footage was shot Saturday, as McConaughey and pal Lance Armstrong went …

Madonna and Kabbalah Calling It Quits?  —  An in-depth article by Britain's The Independent, reveals that Madonna may be close to severing her ties to the mystical Jewish religion, of which she has been a follower and generous contributor for many years:  —  She has decided to give it up …

NAOMI 'FRAUD' FRACAS  —  YOU have to be either very brave or very foolish to take on the fiery supermodel Naomi Campbell.  —  Step forward the anonymous shop assistant who refused to believe Naomi Campbell was who she said she was.  —  The Streatham-born supermodel apparently fled …

Sienna "Maneater" Miller  —  Sienna Miller has a new trend- she's hot for her leading men.  —  While she was filming "Factory Girl" last month, she was rumored to be hooking up with "Factory" leading man, Hayden Christensen.  —  And now this month she's filming a new movie, so you know what that means... New man!

Keith Richards Says He's Ready to Tour  —  On the eve of relaunching the Rolling Stones European tour, guitarist Keith Richards said Monday that he has recovered completely from a head injury suffered in a fall and shrugged off a question about whether he had worried about dying.  —  "I feel great.

`American Idol' rocker Daughtry signs deal  —  NEW YORK - Coming in fourth place on "American Idol" isn't so bad.  Chris Daughtry, who was voted off the Fox talent contest's fifth edition in an elimination round, has signed with music mogul Clive Davis in conjunction with 19 Recordings Unlimited …

Lindsay's Break-Out New Gig  —  Lindsay Lohan has been tapped as the new face of Proactiv Solution.  The acne treatment, that features such stars as Jessica Simpson, Diddy, Kelly Clarkson and Vanessa Williams providing testimonials about its miraculous results and their personal loyalty to the product …

Man Trades Up From Paper Clip to House  —  Canadian Town Offers the House for a Movie Role  —  July 9, 2006 — Kyle MacDonald's goal was simple — to trade one red paper clip all the way up to a house.  —  The 26-year-old Canadian began his quest almost a year ago.

Brandon Davis Resurfaces  —  Doesn't it seem like just yesterday that Brandon Davis headed off to rehab?  Actually is was only three weeks ago that Brandon headed off to Passages to cure his nasty case of firecrotch.  From the partial shot of the head that I can make out, he still seems to be squinty-eyed, puffy and sweaty.

Video is Vol. 1 of Rosie's Star war  —  Star Jones Reynolds and Rosie O'Donnell say they used to be friends.  But now I can reveal the precise moment when the just-fired and just-hired cohosts on "The View" became sworn enemies.  —  It was during Rosie's appearance on the May 12, 2004, show.

Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'.  —  Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'... BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE insists his party boy reputation is undeserved - when he's spotted clubbing he's usually just doing "business".

How To Sell Your Soul for the Cover of Vanity Fair!  —  Like most people, I don't often think about Hilary Swank.  Or her husband Chad Lowe.  I've met them a couple times in the course of work, and they seemed lovely.  So it was surprising when my computer started insisting I read about their marriage.

Lindsay Lohan is Still In a Bikini  —  I had to remove my breast implants due to an HR complaint last year, turns out that Heather was just jealous of my promotion because apparently having tits and a penis gave me an unfair advantage around the office, but I'm glad to see that Lindsay is still showing hers off.