EXCLUSIVE: Suri Cruise Birth Certificate  —  TMZ has obtained a copy of the official birth certificate of the elusive Suri Cruise, daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  —  The document, filed with the Los Angeles County Register-Recorder/County Clerk, was filed May 8, 2006.  (Click on document to download.)

New Mom Angelina Back to Work  —  PHOTO BY: CARRIE DEVORAH / WENN / LANDOV  —  Angelina Jolie is about to take her first acting job since the birth of her and Brad Pitt's daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, on May 27.  —  The Oscar winner will lend her voice to the DreamWorks animated feature Kung Fu Panda …

NAOMI 'FRAUD' FRACAS  —  YOU have to be either very brave or very foolish to take on the fiery supermodel Naomi Campbell.  —  Step forward the anonymous shop assistant who refused to believe Naomi Campbell was who she said she was.  —  The Streatham-born supermodel apparently fled …

Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'.  —  Federline: 'I'm Not Clubbing, I'm Doing Business'... BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE insists his party boy reputation is undeserved - when he's spotted clubbing he's usually just doing "business".

Keith Richards Says He's Ready to Tour  —  On the eve of relaunching the Rolling Stones European tour, guitarist Keith Richards said Monday that he has recovered completely from a head injury suffered in a fall and shrugged off a question about whether he had worried about dying.  —  "I feel great.

Video is Vol. 1 of Rosie's Star war  —  Star Jones Reynolds and Rosie O'Donnell say they used to be friends.  But now I can reveal the precise moment when the just-fired and just-hired cohosts on "The View" became sworn enemies.  —  It was during Rosie's appearance on the May 12, 2004, show.

Man Trades Up From Paper Clip to House  —  Canadian Town Offers the House for a Movie Role  —  July 9, 2006 — Kyle MacDonald's goal was simple — to trade one red paper clip all the way up to a house.  —  The 26-year-old Canadian began his quest almost a year ago.

Lachey Announces `What's Left of Me' Tour  —  Now that Nick Lachey's new solo album is a hit, he's ready to go on the road.  Lachey, 32, will tour this fall in support of "What's Left of Me," which debuted at No. 2 on Billboard's album chart in May and has sold more than 500,000 copies, Jive Records announced Monday.

Brandon Davis Resurfaces  —  Doesn't it seem like just yesterday that Brandon Davis headed off to rehab?  Actually is was only three weeks ago that Brandon headed off to Passages to cure his nasty case of firecrotch.  From the partial shot of the head that I can make out, he still seems to be squinty-eyed, puffy and sweaty.

Fired opera singer rehired after slim-down surgery  —  It ain't over till the fat lady loses 135 pounds.  —  London's Royal Opera House is once again singing the praises of Deborah Voigt, and has rehired the American soprano following her gastric bypass surgery and dramatic physical transformation.

How To Sell Your Soul for the Cover of Vanity Fair!  —  Like most people, I don't often think about Hilary Swank.  Or her husband Chad Lowe.  I've met them a couple times in the course of work, and they seemed lovely.  So it was surprising when my computer started insisting I read about their marriage.

The Sound of Mystery  —  Bad news for all you American Idol-izers out there.  Seems runner-up Katharine McPhee skipped the opening nights of her AI Live!  Tour, which kicked off Wednesday.  —  Evidently, Kat had come down with a nasty case of "severe bronchitis and laryngitis" and was prescribed "total voice rest" by her doc.

Lindsay Lohan is Still In a Bikini  —  I had to remove my breast implants due to an HR complaint last year, turns out that Heather was just jealous of my promotion because apparently having tits and a penis gave me an unfair advantage around the office, but I'm glad to see that Lindsay is still showing hers off.

Xtina's Without Red Lipstick?!!!?  —  Did red lipstick become extinct?  Is that why Xtina isn't wearing any as she heads for dinner.  If you look closely though you can see the remnants of what looks like red lipstick.  Maybe her friends and family have finally gotten together and staged an intervention.

It's Always All About Paris  —  A photo shoot for Nicky Hilton's new handbags for her Chick fashion line turns into the Paris Show.  —  TMZ caught up with the heiresses as they posed on LA's trendy Third Street on Saturday.  Nicky held balloons in the pics, while Paris took center stage with her pet puppy Tokyo Blu in tow.

Lindsay & Harry: Defying Expectations  —  They've made it last longer than one week!  —  Lindsay Morgan Lohan and her latest beau, Hard Rock Hotel heir Harry Morton, have been heating things up.  —  The hot twosome spent the weekend together in Malibu, where Lohan and Morton have been spending …