Lindsay Lohan Gives Head  —  I guess Lindsay Lohan is drawing on her past experience to perform that blowjob scene for what appears to be her upcoming movie.  I'm not sure which movie this is, though.  Probably a biopic on her life.  —  More pics after the jump.

What Britney Spears Doesn't Know?  K-Fed to Record With Ex  —  A report set for publication this week will claim that Britney Spears doesn't know that her hubby Kevin Federline is set to record a duet with his ex-wife Shar Jackson.  —  Star lays the groundwork by reporting that last weekend …

Your Girlfriend Beyonce in Giant Mag  —  Beyonce gives you an idea of what it would be like to have her to come home to every night in this Giant Magazine photoshoot.  Jay-Z is a lucky lucky man.  It's not all sexy negligee and come hither looks, though.  She's not afraid to make the universally un-sexy hot as hell.

Paris Hilton Starting One Year of Celibacy  —  Paris Hilton has recently decided to forego sex for one year, in order to "rediscover" herself.  —  That seems a bit extreme.  How about just keeping pictures of your vagina out of the news for a year?  That seems like a daunting enough task.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures  —  Well, well, well.  These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken at her birthday in Cabo San Lucas, but if you ask me, it's happy birthday to us!  —  I think it's really funny, though, that Jessica Simpson spends her birthday with her mom, and her stylist.

Natalie Portman NOT Nude in Goya's Ghost - It's a Body Double  —  It is with a sad heart that I must report to you today that there will be no actual scenes of Natalie Portman nude in Goya's Ghost.  That's right, all our hopes and dreams have been completely crushed, but honestly, were you really expecting it to happen?

Katie Holmes' parents may boycott wedding  —  Plus: Jessica Simpson wanted Nick Lachey back  —  Who will walk Katie Holmes down the aisle?  Not her parents, according to one report.  —  Will Katie Holmes' parents boycott her wedding?  —  The buzz is that Tom Cruise will marry the mother …

Go Shorty  —  Since David got into town late last night I was seriously thinking about taking the day off from blogging ... I was gonna say something like "It's my birthday, bitches ... I'm out" but thought better of it ... there is goss to be had ... so let's have it!  —  Here is a really nice picture of Britney Spears.

Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco are Shaved  —  Showing up at a protest rally after spending hours getting your hair and makeup done might not be the best way to rebel against the social injustice of men's facial hair.  At least the tens of other women who got paid to be there taped some fake hair …

Foxy no-show courts arrest  —  Rap diva Foxy Brown didn't show up for her court date in Jersey City yesterday, but narrowly avoided a warrant for her arrest when her accuser was also a no-show.  —  The trial — stemming from former Foxy assistant Rasheeda Ellis' complaints of "terroristic threats …

IS THAT A SPECIAL RING?  —  Yes, some people might label us a little nosey.  —  But others, the kinder sorts, would trace our ancestry to Sherlock Holmes.  —  Either way - and however you judge us - we bring you a little something special we've spotted.  —  Now, it's definitely no longer …

FLAVOR OF LOVE RETURNS!  —  on one note: eew!  —  on another note: can't wait to watch  —  I think the old white lady in the middle is going to win  —  » this comment was posted by sass on July 12, 2006 06:29 AM  —  Where do they get these people?  —  » this comment was posted by Blah on July 12, 2006 06:30 AM

GEST'S BED IS STRAIGHT  —  LIZA'S EX LIKES TARTS  —  WITH WHIPPED CREAM, PAL SAYS  —  July 12, 2006 — Sorry, boys - David Gest isn't gay.  —  "He likes African-American women," said Gest's bodyguard, Imad Handi.  —  And the estranged producer hubby of Liza Minnelli likes to do his pretties' pleasing with a cherry on top.

Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna  —  OK, I don't even know one song Rihanna sings but that second picture of her is music to my eyes.  It's also music to my nether-regions.  Now some of you may think that Rihanna is a Beyonce rip-off but I assure you, she is not.

Awkward PR, to put it conservatively  —  The Wall Street Journal battened down yesterday as an awkward civil case began in Manhattan Supreme Court centered on its OpinionJournal.com columnist John Fund.  —  Fund, a former WSJ editorial writer who also appears as a conservative commentator on Fox News …

Celebrity Fit Club season 4  —  Back With More Fat!  —  Celebrity Fit Club 4 is coming back to VH1 starting August 6th at 9PM EST.  Carnie Wilson (Wilson-Phillips), Vinnie Pastore (The Sopranos), Angie Stone (R & B singer), Nick Tuturro (NYPD Blue), Erika Eleniak (Baywatch), Bonecrusher …