Want To Wake Up With Beyonce?  Revealing Photo Spread Takes You Inside Her Morning  —  Diva tells Giant magazine about 'easy' relationship with Jay-Z, early issues with father/manager.  —  Beyoncé in Giant magazine  —  The recording of Beyoncé's upcoming B'Day album was kept a secret …

Lindsay Lohan Gives Head  —  I guess Lindsay Lohan is drawing on her past experience to perform that blowjob scene for what appears to be her upcoming movie.  I'm not sure which movie this is, though.  Probably a biopic on her life.  —  More pics after the jump.

What Britney Spears Doesn't Know?  K-Fed to Record With Ex  —  A report set for publication this week will claim that Britney Spears doesn't know that her hubby Kevin Federline is set to record a duet with his ex-wife Shar Jackson.  —  Star lays the groundwork by reporting that last weekend …

Ready to Weir  —  Johnny Weir will be wearing Heatherette (by Traver & Richie, right) this fall!  —  Fashion fans and devotees of openly "flamboyant" ice skating champ Johnny Weir take note: The Olympic star will be hitting the runway this fall when the Heatherette Spring 2007 show takes to the tents in Bryant Park in September.

Paris Hilton Starting One Year of Celibacy  —  Paris Hilton has recently decided to forego sex for one year, in order to "rediscover" herself.  —  That seems a bit extreme.  How about just keeping pictures of your vagina out of the news for a year?  That seems like a daunting enough task.

Go Shorty  —  Since David got into town late last night I was seriously thinking about taking the day off from blogging ... I was gonna say something like "It's my birthday, bitches ... I'm out" but thought better of it ... there is goss to be had ... so let's have it!  —  Here is a really nice picture of Britney Spears.

GEST'S BED IS STRAIGHT  —  LIZA'S EX LIKES TARTS  —  WITH WHIPPED CREAM, PAL SAYS  —  July 12, 2006 — Sorry, boys - David Gest isn't gay.  —  "He likes African-American women," said Gest's bodyguard, Imad Handi.  —  And the estranged producer hubby of Liza Minnelli likes to do his pretties' pleasing with a cherry on top.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Pictures  —  Well, well, well.  These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken at her birthday in Cabo San Lucas, but if you ask me, it's happy birthday to us!  —  I think it's really funny, though, that Jessica Simpson spends her birthday with her mom, and her stylist.

"Pirates" Are Superman's Kryptonite  —  While promoting their film in Europe, Brandon Routh and the cast of "Superman Returns" have been bombarded with questions about another summer blockbuster, "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."  —  With "Pirates" breaking records it's opening weekend and …

Sienna Miller canoodles with co-star  —  Sienna Miller has been caught canoodling with her co-star James Franco.  —  The actress - who is reportedly back with on-off boyfriend Jude Law - was photographed locking lips with the 'Spider-Man' star in Toronto, Canada, last weekend.

Beyonce Has A New Name, Rihanna  —  OK, I don't even know one song Rihanna sings but that second picture of her is music to my eyes.  It's also music to my nether-regions.  Now some of you may think that Rihanna is a Beyonce rip-off but I assure you, she is not.

FLAVOR OF LOVE RETURNS!  —  on one note: eew!  —  on another note: can't wait to watch  —  I think the old white lady in the middle is going to win  —  » this comment was posted by sass on July 12, 2006 06:29 AM  —  Where do they get these people?  —  » this comment was posted by Blah on July 12, 2006 06:30 AM

Celebrity Fit Club season 4  —  Back With More Fat!  —  Celebrity Fit Club 4 is coming back to VH1 starting August 6th at 9PM EST.  Carnie Wilson (Wilson-Phillips), Vinnie Pastore (The Sopranos), Angie Stone (R & B singer), Nick Tuturro (NYPD Blue), Erika Eleniak (Baywatch), Bonecrusher …

Christie Brinkley, Husband No. 4 Separate  —  Brinkley and Cook  —  PHOTO BY: CAROLINE TOREM CRAIG / LFI  —  Christie Brinkley and her fourth husband, architect Peter Cook, are going their separate ways after 10 years of marriage, the CoverGirl model's rep revealed Tuesday.  —  "Yes, it's true.

Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco are Shaved  —  Showing up at a protest rally after spending hours getting your hair and makeup done might not be the best way to rebel against the social injustice of men's facial hair.  At least the tens of other women who got paid to be there taped some fake hair …

Flavor of Love Season 2  —  Yeah Boyee!  Season 2!  —  As ridiculous as TV gets, Flavor Flav's extremely popular TV show, Flavor of Love, proved so popular in its first season run that VH1 has decided to bring it back for a second dose.  —  The new second season of Flavor of Love will premiere on VH1 on August 6th, at 10PM EST.

"House Hunters" Gets Star (Jones) Treatment  —  Star Jones didn't waste any time in her post-"View" career covering tales of the absurd and grotesque — namely, trying to buy real estate in New York City.  —  Jones' first (and heretofore only) TV gig since she says she was very publicly fired …