Anderson: He's my Rock of the altar  —  Pamela Anderson is wasting no time marching hubby No. 2 down the aisle.  The "Baywatch" bombshell is set to marry on-again off-again boy toy Kid Rock, aka Robert James Ritchie, at the end of the month on a yacht in Saint-Tropez.

A Dick in a Mustache is Still Just a Dick  —  So last night, at a press screening of "Clerks II" in New York City, "Good Morning America" movie critic Joel Siegel decided he'd had enough of my shenanigans, and walked out of the flick at the forty minute mark.

Tabloid retracts Britney Spears stories  —  DUBLIN (AP) — The National Enquirer apologized to Britney Spears in its British edition Tuesday for reporting that she was ready to divorce Kevin Federline.  —  The articles were published June 5 and June 12 under the headlines, "Britney marriage is over! …

As a singer, she may not be that hot  —  Aspiring pop star Diana Bianchi — the 19-year-old Hamptons native at the center of architect Peter Cook's nasty split from wife Christie Brinkley — has a lot to sing about.  —  But can she carry a tune?  —  Yesterday a professional music manager told Lowdown …

Julia Roberts Returns!  —  Bouncing back on the big screen with a little project called 'The Ant Bully,' JULIA ROBERTS returns after a two-year break from Hollywood to raise her twins, PHINNEAUS and HAZEL.  Our MARK STEINES sat down to talk with the Oscar winner about motherhood and making movies.

Katie/Tom/Suri — The Plot Thickens!  —  It's becoming clear that Katie Holmes shops at Barney's New York the way Gavin Rossdale plays tennis - she was there almost every day for the last week leading up to Suri's birth and she was there yesterday within about ten minutes of touching down from Tom's place in Telluride!

Jessica and Dane: Really just friends?  —  Simpson and Cook were caught smooching at an L.A. nightclub  —  Jessica Simpson has insisted that Dane Cook is merely "one of my dear friends."  That's some friendship.  —  Newly divorced Simpson - who recently claimed she doesn't …

Memo Pad: Color Me Bad ... Adding To Portfolio ... Masthead Moves  —  COLOR ME BAD: Somewhere between "Spider-Man" russet and Versailles platinum, Kirsten Dunst's hair evidently has been left the worse for wear, as Vogue recently learned when they tried to shoot the actress for an upcoming cover.

Janet Jackson seeks fans' help with album covers  —  NEW YORK (Billboard) - Janet Jackson is turning over the artwork for her upcoming album, "20 Years Old," to fans through a contest with Yahoo Music.  —  Beginning Tuesday, fans can download 33 images of Jackson for use as part of their own covers.

MTV Curse Claims Carmen & Dave  —  The next couple to sign up for an MTV show documenting their eternal love does so at their own risk.  —  Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro have announced that they are "amicably separating" after less than three years of marriage, Electra's rep Brit Reese said Monday.

BEASTY BOYS  —  'RETROSEXUALS' CALL  —  FOR RETURN OF MANLY MEN  —  July 18, 2006 — THE men's libbers, brutally oppressed for years by the effeminacy of the metrosexual trend, are finally - finally! - getting a little taste of empowerment.  Or so the advertising world would have you believe.

One Quelle Surprise Blind Vice  —  Oh, this one's rich.  So much so I'm going to fling my pumped up, only slightly limp wrists right past that network pretty boy who's doing every gym-going dude he can, not to mention the gorgeous matinee idol's daddy who's practically doing the same, as of late.

ABC vows stronger 'Housewives' season  —  PASADENA, Calif. - Slammed by critics and slighted in the Emmy nominations, "Desperate Housewives" endured a rocky second season.  But better times are coming to Wisteria Lane, ABC Entertainment President Stephen McPherson said Tuesday.

Arnett on Arrested Movie  —  Gob and the gang may return on the big screen.  —  July 18, 2006 - Fans of Arrested Development may be small in terms of a television audience, but their numbers and fierce loyalty just may translate to success on the big screen.

Rachel Weisz Post Pregnancy Pictures  —  Rachel Weisz was recently spotted carrying her two-month-old bundle of joy, son Henry Chance, in a denim New Native sling.  (Rachel Weisz paired a patterened lavendar summer dress with flip-flops.)  The mother-son team loaded up the family Jeep right outside …

Fox Reality wedded to duo  —  'Rob and Amber' set the date  —  News Corp. cable network Fox Reality is ramping up production on originals, greenlighting its first docudrama series — "The Rob and Amber Project."  —  Channel has ordered up 10 half-hours, which will follow married reality TV stars Rob …

From The Bottom Of Our Heart  —  We need to take a moment to acknowledge today.  —  Tuesday, July 18th, 2006 was a milestone day for PerezHilton.com!  —  This was our busiest day ever - by far.  —  It had been our goal to break one million visitors a day by the end of summer, and we did it yesterday....ahead of schedule!!!