As a singer, she may not be that hot  —  Aspiring pop star Diana Bianchi — the 19-year-old Hamptons native at the center of architect Peter Cook's nasty split from wife Christie Brinkley — has a lot to sing about.  —  But can she carry a tune?  —  Yesterday a professional music manager told Lowdown …

A Dick in a Mustache is Still Just a Dick  —  So last night, at a press screening of "Clerks II" in New York City, "Good Morning America" movie critic Joel Siegel decided he'd had enough of my shenanigans, and walked out of the flick at the forty minute mark.

Pam Anderson, Kid Rock to wed  —  Pamela Anderson, 39, and her on-again/off-again beau Kid Rock, 35, are planning to be married July 29 in St. Tropez, France, a spokesperson said Tuesday.  —  On her online diary (www.pamelaanderson.com), the Baywatch babe hinted July 11 that she had …

Cop Pursues Paris — Heiress Skates  —  Paris Hilton had a run in early Wednesday morning with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department but, in the end, Hilton got nothing more than a warning.  —  TMZ cameraman Josh Levine spotted Paris' Range Rover at 1:50 a.m. Wednesday on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood.

Pregnant Linda Evangelista, 41, in Vogue  —  NEW YORK - The modeling industry is all about who's young, who's hot and who's next.  Or is it?  —  Linda Evangelista, 41 and pregnant, is on the cover of the August issue of Vogue.  She's the first model, not a Hollywood star, to be featured on the magazine's cover in more than a year.

Matthew McConaughey's Moment of Zen  —  Can I join in?  Doesn't he look so peaceful - almost tranquil.  Ahhhh.  —  More photos of Matthew McConaughey's beach workout, after the jump.

Kevin Federline Sucks At Subtle Hints  —  God, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when he tries to surprise her with that package.  "Baby, I was walking by a Brookstone and thinking of you..."  —  5 Responses to "Kevin Federline Sucks At Subtle Hints"  — Joann Says:

Baldwin Bro in 80 MPH Car Crash  —  Actor Daniel Baldwin is back in trouble with the law.  —  TMZ has learned that Baldwin is currently at UCLA Medical Center in police custody and could face DUI charges after crashing into a pair of parked cars while driving at what police estimate was 80 miles per hour through Los Angeles.

YUCK!  A PARIS HILTON BLOW-UP DOLL!  —  oh lordy!  do we really need an inflatable version of paris hilton?  i was just about to eat lunch and i think i lost my appetite!  even though it doesn't look like the 'real' paris on the box cover they are still marketing it as a ms. hilton endorsed product …

New Brad Pitt Pictures  —  Brad's Back To Work  —  Brad Pitt was spotted riding his custom made Ducati motorcycle to Shutter Hotel this past Monday.  He tipped the valet 20 dollars for keeping an eye on his bike.  In movies news, Brad reportedly will return to work this week to shoot Ocean's 13.

Colin Farrell's life-giving son  —  LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Colin Farrell has revealed his son has given him a reason to live.  —  The Irish actor, who checked himself into rehab seven months ago to be treated for exhaustion and an addiction to prescription painkillers …

Christina Aguilera Boob Watch  —  For the last month or so, Christina Aguilera has been keeping me busy with her breasts and her see through clothing (with and without a bra).  So there's really not much to say about these new pictures of her in London, other than her breasts are well covered.

Ark. gov. to pardon Keith Richards' ticket  —  LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - The state of Arkansas is prepared to pardon Keith Richards for being a reckless driver, 31 years later.  —  The state Parole Board on July 3 approved an application for clemency submitted on behalf of Richards …

Jessica Simpson Knows What the Boys Like  —  Ah, Jessica Simpson.  She plays the good girl, but you know, deep down inside, she's every bit as Dirrrty as Christina Aguilera.  But whereas Christina openly flaunts it, Jessica keeps it hidden inside, which means you've got to work for it …

I Can't Wait for The CW  —  Man, oh man, am I excited for the debut of the new CW Network.  They've taken pretty much all the best shows from The WB and UPN, and created one almost-super-network.  But what's even better, is that pretty much all the shows have some of the hottest girls on TV right now.

Lindsay Lohan is Mistaken  —  I'm not sure if it's too much semen or too much blow, but Lindsay Lohan actually believes people when they tell her she looks like Marilyn Monroe.  She claims that Sharon Stone and Monroe's best friend both told her that she looks like the iconic blonde.  She says:

McCready Found Not Guilty in DUI Trial  —  Mindy McCready was found not guilty Wednesday of driving under the influence in May 2005.  But a jury found her guilty on the charge of driving on a suspended license.  The DUI case centered on a video of the field sobriety tests the country singer took after she was stopped for speeding.

Eddie Murphy to Wed Scary Spice  —  Starpulse reports: … You gotta give it to the Spice Girls.  Somehow, they manage to do something remotely relevant to pop culture every so often.  —  I really hope these two decide to do an album together.