Cook the cheat, his wife & his lover  —  There's hell to pay when older guys cut out for younger women  —  As half of one of the Hamptons' most glamorous couples, Peter Cook has enormous wealth, good looks, cute kids, a successful business and - best of all - the name Christie Brinkley on his marriage certificate.

Kevin Federline Sucks At Subtle Hints  —  God, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall when he tries to surprise her with that package.  "Baby, I was walking by a Brookstone and thinking of you..."  —  5 Responses to "Kevin Federline Sucks At Subtle Hints"  — Joann Says:

As a singer, she may not be that hot  —  Aspiring pop star Diana Bianchi — the 19-year-old Hamptons native at the center of architect Peter Cook's nasty split from wife Christie Brinkley — has a lot to sing about.  —  But can she carry a tune?  —  Yesterday a professional music manager told Lowdown …

Leah Remini: I Saw Suri!  —  Since she was born on April 18, little Suri Cruise has managed to keep a low profile.  In fact, at 3 months old, the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes still has not been seen in public.  —  But at least one famous friend has gotten to meet her …

A Dick in a Mustache is Still Just a Dick  —  So last night, at a press screening of "Clerks II" in New York City, "Good Morning America" movie critic Joel Siegel decided he'd had enough of my shenanigans, and walked out of the flick at the forty minute mark.

Matthew McConaughey's Moment of Zen  —  Can I join in?  Doesn't he look so peaceful - almost tranquil.  Ahhhh.  —  More photos of Matthew McConaughey's beach workout, after the jump.

Cop Pursues Paris — Heiress Skates  —  Paris Hilton had a run in early Wednesday morning with the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department but, in the end, Hilton got nothing more than a warning.  —  TMZ cameraman Josh Levine spotted Paris' Range Rover at 1:50 a.m. Wednesday on Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood.

Pregnant Linda Evangelista, 41, in Vogue  —  NEW YORK - The modeling industry is all about who's young, who's hot and who's next.  Or is it?  —  Linda Evangelista, 41 and pregnant, is on the cover of the August issue of Vogue.  She's the first model, not a Hollywood star, to be featured on the magazine's cover in more than a year.

Baldwin Bro in 80 MPH Car Crash  —  Actor Daniel Baldwin is back in trouble with the law.  —  TMZ has learned that Baldwin is currently at UCLA Medical Center in police custody and could face DUI charges after crashing into a pair of parked cars while driving at what police estimate was 80 miles per hour through Los Angeles.

Christina Aguilera Boob Watch  —  For the last month or so, Christina Aguilera has been keeping me busy with her breasts and her see through clothing (with and without a bra).  So there's really not much to say about these new pictures of her in London, other than her breasts are well covered.

Jessica Simpson Knows What the Boys Like  —  Ah, Jessica Simpson.  She plays the good girl, but you know, deep down inside, she's every bit as Dirrrty as Christina Aguilera.  But whereas Christina openly flaunts it, Jessica keeps it hidden inside, which means you've got to work for it …

YUCK!  A PARIS HILTON BLOW-UP DOLL!  —  oh lordy!  do we really need an inflatable version of paris hilton?  i was just about to eat lunch and i think i lost my appetite!  even though it doesn't look like the 'real' paris on the box cover they are still marketing it as a ms. hilton endorsed product …

Pam Anderson, Kid Rock to wed  —  Pamela Anderson, 39, and her on-again/off-again beau Kid Rock, 35, are planning to be married July 29 in St. Tropez, France, a spokesperson said Tuesday.  —  On her online diary (www.pamelaanderson.com), the Baywatch babe hinted July 11 that she had …

Ark. gov. to pardon Keith Richards' ticket  —  LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - The state of Arkansas is prepared to pardon Keith Richards for being a reckless driver, 31 years later.  —  The state Parole Board on July 3 approved an application for clemency submitted on behalf of Richards …

Julia Roberts Returns!  —  Bouncing back on the big screen with a little project called 'The Ant Bully,' JULIA ROBERTS returns after a two-year break from Hollywood to raise her twins, PHINNEAUS and HAZEL.  Our MARK STEINES sat down to talk with the Oscar winner about motherhood and making movies.

McCready Found Not Guilty in DUI Trial  —  Mindy McCready was found not guilty Wednesday of driving under the influence in May 2005.  But a jury found her guilty on the charge of driving on a suspended license.  The DUI case centered on a video of the field sobriety tests the country singer took after she was stopped for speeding.

Devious Yet Delicious Tabloid Tactics  —  A ubiquitous feature in most all the gossip tabloids is a page of quotes uttered by various celebs.  Most the quotes are laughable.  A photo of a sickly skeletal starlet will appear next to the wisdom she dished out the press, "I'm not anorexic, I eat junk food all the time and never work out.

New Brad Pitt Pictures  —  Brad's Back To Work  —  Brad Pitt was spotted riding his custom made Ducati motorcycle to Shutter Hotel this past Monday.  He tipped the valet 20 dollars for keeping an eye on his bike.  In movies news, Brad reportedly will return to work this week to shoot Ocean's 13.

Kristein Kreuk: New Partition Trailer & Stills  —  Bound By Love, Separated By History  —  A new trailer and pictures for Kristin Kruek's Canadian indepdent film Partition has turned up.  The 23-year-old actress returns to the small screen as Lana Lang in the sixth season of Smallville on Thursday, September 28 on the CW Network.