Jessica Biel Date Raises Money for Teen  —  It's a small price to pay for a date with Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive," but the $30,000 bid for lunch with Jessica Biel is going to a worthy cause.  —  That was the amount raised in an auction to help a Colorado teen who lost her leg …

For Sale: Ashlee Simpson's House  —  Ashlee Simpson's home in Encino, Calif.  —  Ashlee Simpson is moving on out - of her house, PEOPLE reports.  —  Less than a year after settling into her sprawling $6 million Encino, Calif., estate, Simpson, 21, is putting it up for sale.

Naomi Campbell is reportedly arrested  —  LONDON - Naomi Campbell was arrested after allegedly causing a disturbance outside a former boyfriend's home, a British newspaper reported Friday.  —  The Sun tabloid said police were called after Campbell, 36, arrived at the house in the early hours …

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton: Fight!  - That Bitch Hacked My Blackberry  —  The never-ending Lindsay vs. Paris saga continues to not end.  And while I'm loathe to compare this conflict to that in the middle east, this fight is escalating as well.  No, Paris Hilton isn't firing rockets at Lindsay Lohan …

Dakota Fanning Seems Intent on Creeping Me Out  —  At the ripe old age of 12, Dakota Fanning has decided to take on some decidedly adult themes with her latest movie role, which will require her to be shown in a very graphic rape scene.  The New York Daily news reports: … What the hell is wrong with her parents?

Summer daze and a Suri sighting  —  Observations & spoilers from an entertainment glossy addict!  —  As this heat wave continues to melt brain cells all across the country, we have lots of celebs doing lots of stupid things ... just how we like it!  Here's what the mags are talking about this week:

3 stars fall victim to driving ambition  —  Three celebrities had seriously bad car-ma in L.A. in just 24 hours this week.  —  Haley Joel Osment suffered a broken rib and other injuries when he crashed into a pillar and flipped the car he was driving early yesterday, police said.

Nicole Richie Should Start Eating Soon  —  It's never our intention to be socially conscious here, but Nicole Richie really needs our help.  The only thing missing from these pictures is a bowl of rice and flies.  Even the Guatemalan kid I sponsor would be too stuck up to be seen with Nicole Richie …

Kate Hudson Wins 'Skinny' Lawsuit  —  Actress Kate Hudson accepted libel damages on Thursday from a magazine that printed a photo making her look too skinny, alongside an article that said her movie star mother Goldie Hawn wanted her to eat more.  —  Hudson had sued the UK Enquirer magazine …

Britney Spears is Mesmerized  —  On the "Love B" portion of Britney Spears' website, offensively subtitled "stream of consciousness," Britney gives us her deepest thoughts about...tigers. … Maybe somebody should point this out to Brit - Chester Cheetah isn't a tiger.  He's a cheetah.

The Wedding Album  —  I give you Mr and Mrs. Deryck Whibley...

Nano Nano  —  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are going to be remaking Mork and Mindy into a feature length film!  Everything is in negotiations at the moment.  They feel this would be an excellent project to work on together.  Steven Spielberg declined to direct this one saying that Tom's gotten too crazy even for him to work with.

Justin Timberlake: GQ Magazine  —  The Private Life of Justin Timberlake  —  Justin Timberlake, 25, tells GQ Magazine of his infatuation with Britney Spears in their August 2006 issue: "I was in love with her from the start.  I was infatuated with her from the moment I saw her …

Federline in 'Control' on stage, in life  —  Britney Spears' man is ready to make his debut.  —  Kevin Federline says viewers will be "shocked" and naysayers "surprised" at his first live performance in front of a national audience.  —  Fox announced Wednesday that Federline will close …

Strange Visitor From Another Planet Not Up To Heidi Klum's Exacting Standards  —  Say hello - or, more appropriately, goodbye - to Malan Breton, the latest casualty from "Project Runway."  In a brief exit interview with "The Today Show," Malan talks about overconfidence, his mom, and - well …

Exclusive Scoop: We Know Who The Joker Is!  HA HA  —  Yo!  El Mayimbe here with un gran bochinche!  A MAJOR SCOOP!  For months, gossip has been circulating who would play The Joker in the next Batman Begins sequel.  It's definite that the next sequel will concentrate on The Joker …

Just Another Day  —  It is really great to see Jamie Lynn Spears back on the scene.  She really goes thru bouts of being out in public and then hiding out for months at a time ... I'm hoping her recent appearance at the Monster House premiere is a signal that she's going to be showing up at events more often again.

Maddox cutest kid  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile's adopted son has been voted the cutest celebrity child.  —  Cambodian-born Maddox Jolie-Pitt, 4, topped America's Life and Style magazine's poll to find Hollywood's best looking child.  —  The publication described the Mohicaned youngster as a …