GEORGE'S SEX SHAME  —  News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.  —  When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling.  Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:

'Queer' ducks Cruise jokes  —  VViacom insisted that Tom Cruise wasn't getting special protection when its Comedy Central subsidiary yanked a "South Park" episode mocking his sexuality.  —  But the company's movie arm, Paramount - which makes Cruise's "Mission: Impossible" franchise …

Niki Taylor Picks Motherhood Over Modeling  —  Niki Taylor can still be found awake most days at 4 a.m., just like when she was living in the fast lane as a supermodel - but these days she's up at that hour to check on her puppy Kaia before fixing breakfast for her 11-year-old twins, Jake and Hunter.

Can You Hear Me Now?  —  So, Angie, a Big Mac for you, Chicken McNuggets for the Shiloh ...  Happy Meal for Maddox ...  Yes, I'll stop and pick up a case of Miller Lite for us ...  Ange, we'll talk about the birthplace of our next kid when I get home — not on the phone ...

Hasselhoff To Star In Musical Based On His Life  —  First of all, we are NOT making this up.  David Hasselhoff - star of Knight Rider, Baywatch and the new hit variety show America's Got Talent told us today that he is heading to Australia to appear in a stage production based on his life.

A final spin for 'Spider-Man'?  —  SAN DIEGO — Is Spider-Man making his final swing through theaters?  —  TRAILER:Get a sneak peek of Spider-Man 3.  —  As the superhero franchise, which has taken in more than $1.6 billion worldwide, returns to Comic-Con to promote next year's Spider-Man 3 …

The New Breed Of Hollywood Celebrity  —  Where's the beef?  —  Well, it's certainly back, especially in Hollywood, where being a bit hairy and showing a little paunch isn't necessarily such a bad thing anymore.  —  Behold, the era of the everything-old-is-new-again "retrosexual" is upon us.

'Hip-hop cop' dishes on J.Lo's night in jail  —  An exclusive sneak peek at tell-all memoir 'Notorious C.O.P.' … As soon as he heard my voice, he started bellowing, "Derrick, Derrick, Derrick, I gotta talk to you, man" as I approached his cell.  —  "Hey, Parker - what's going on?" he asked, obviously concerned.

Fey, Dratch leaving 'SNL' for '30 Rock'  —  PASADENA, Calif. - Tina Fey is leaving the anchor chair at "Saturday Night Live."  —  Fey says she's quitting the show after six seasons as head writer and co-anchor of the "Weekend Update" fake news segment to focus on her new NBC prime-time series, "30 Rock," which debuts Oct. 11.

Alicia Silverstone I would Strip For PETA  —  Hollywood stunner Alicia Silverstone is becoming as well known for animal cruelty campaigning as she is for acting.  —  The beauty who found fame as bratty Cher in Clueless, recently won the title of the world's sexiest vegetarian in a recent poll.

Cops Suspect Osment Was Drunk When He Crashed  —  The 18-year-old suffered a broken rib, fractured right shoulder blade, cuts and abrasions when he crashed his 1995 Saturn station wagon into a pillar and flipped it at 2:10 a.m. (PST) in the community of La Canada-Flintridge.

Former 'Ally McBeal' star returns to TV  —  PASADENA, Calif. - Calista Flockhart says it's time to get back to work.  The former "Ally McBeal" star, who has spent the last five years at home with boyfriend Harrison Ford and her 5-year-old adopted son, returns to TV this fall …

Think of the children!!!!  —  Another day, another shot of Tara Reids boob.  I bet that kid is going to need some serious therapy after his run in with this Star Wars Emperor/Golum hybrid, "Luke, I am your precious."  —  Pics by Juan Garces

Sweaty Pits?  FAAAAAABULOUS!  —  Sweaty Pits?  FAAAAAABULOUS!  —  They're queer and they're here.  Queer Eye for the Straight Guy's Fantastic Fab Five are here in the land of the brown, l'exotique and the natives!!!!  —  Photo credit: TheFashPack  —  Queer Eye for the Sweaty Betty Tip …

Actor Jack Warden Dies at 85  —  Warden and Redford in 1975's "All the President's Men"  —  Oscar-nominated character actor Jack Warden, best known for starring alongside Warren Beatty in Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait, has died at 85, his longtime business manager said.

Colin Farrell's Tonight Show Nightmare  —  An obsessed fan of Colin Farrell's bypassed security and rushed the "Tonight Show" stage during a taping with Colin Farrell Thursday afternoon.  —  The woman was identified as Dessarae Bradford.  Bradford unsuccessfully sued the actor for $5,000 …

Julia Roberts Signs Up to Promote Clean Energy  —  Like her Oscar-winning character Erin Brockovich, Julia Roberts is on an environmental mission.  —  The 38-year-old actress has agreed to become a spokesperson for Earth Biofuels, a company that develops renewable energies like biodiesel and ethanol.

Let's Get This Party Started: Top Stories for Sunday 07/23/06  —  Oprah may have denied last week that she and BFF Gayle King were gay to the entire world to try and squelch rumors, but the plan may have backfired.  —  PR mavens are buzzing today that Oprah should've just kept her mouth shut and let the speculation fade away.