Miss Universe Passes Out Post-Pageant  —  Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza  —  PHOTO BY: MARIO ANZUONI / REUTERS / LANDOV  —  Forty minutes into her reign as Miss Universe, Miss Puerto Rico Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza collapsed during a post-pageant news conference and was rushed offstage on Sunday night.

Expensive Yacht Helps Rekindle Beckham's Love  —  Isn't it amazing what a big vessel can do for a woman and a marriage?  David and Victoria Beckham have had a rough time over their seven year marriage, but ever since the recent World Cup loss and Beckham's resignation as captain, there has been a shift in the marriage.

Colin Farrell: I Fear for My Family  —  Dessarae Bradford, the woman who confronted Colin Farrell Thursday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, announced Monday that she has filed a lawsuit against the actor.  —  This suit - for $10 million - is the third brought against Farrell by Bradford …

Did Jodie Foster date Kim Basinger?  —  This may be a joke, and at the very least it is an unsubstantiated rumor, but it's a totally delicious one.  A friend tipped us off to a listing on eBay (that ended yesterday) of a 1989 fax to an employee at David Hockney's studio that contains …

Jessica Simpson Goes Bikini Crazy!  —  Last week we saw pictures of Jessica Simpson posing for some photo shoot while she was on vacation in Cabo.  Well, here are more pictures of Jessica in a bikini from that same trip, running around like a crazy woman.  Now I don't know what caused …

Matthew McConaughey Surfing: Shirtless Again!  —  McConaughey's Surfing Studies  —  A honed and toned Matthew McConaughey let fans see the results of his regular workouts yesterday afternoon.  The 36-year-old actor rode the waves on the beach, improving his surfing skills with a lesson from a professional near his Malibu mansion.

Kylie Minogue Concert Ticket Frenzy  —  If you had questioned if Kylie Minogue was still a concert draw, that question was answered when the UK leg of her concert tour sold out in six minutes.  The first two dates, 2nd and 3rd January, sold out at 9am.  Another two dates - 5th and 6th January …

George Michael Caught In Park Sex Tryst With 58-Year-Old Pot-Bellied Man  —  Geez.  You can't even go to a park for anonymous sex without the paparazzi finding out these days.  Poor George Michael.  Just when I thought he may be on the road to becoming scandal-free, George decides to frolic in the woods.

Matthew Bitch Slaps a Pap, Then Chills With Yoga  —  Matthew McConaughey has gotten WAY more press since biking with Lance and Jake than he ever did with Penelope and since his first outing with those guys, we've seen pictures of Matt pretty much ever day, right?

Orlando Bloom is Too Tired  —  Orlando Bloom insists that he will never cheat on Kate Bosworth with a groupie because he is always so tired.  He claims that he is too worn out to make time for female admirers.  He says: … I'm not calling Orlando Bloom gay, but we really shouldn't be surprised …

Uma Thurman Can't Get a Date  —  While I'm sure her new romantic comedy about dating a Superhero psychopath had nothing to do with the topic of her interview, Uma Thurman claims that she can't get a date.  Citing her massive celebrity status as the cause of the problem …

Eva Longoria Loves Dolphins  —  Ah.  We do too, Eva.  She was vacationing with her boyfriend Tony Parker in Mexico, and she jumped in the water to swim with the dolphins.  An eyewitness claimed Tony was jealous of the dolphin and jumped in after her. … More photos of Eva Longoria from Ocean Drive magazine, after the jump.

MY SEX WITH WES  —  Not your average night at the Cardiff Hilton.  —  But for besotted Fran Murphy it was the most unforgettable moment of a six-day sex marathon that started when Snipes arrived in town to film his new movie The Shooter.  —  Fran, who met 43-year-old Snipes when he summoned …

Gwyneth Paltrow & Daniel Henney Reunite  —  When Gwyneth Met Daniel: Take Two … It looks like Gwyneth Paltrow and Daniel Henney are teaming up for another round of ads for Bean Pole International, a Korean fashion brand and affiliate of Samsung.  Gwyneth, 33, and Daniel, 26 …

Tommy can Google her, but he can't ogle Storm  —  If Tommy Lee was trolling the Internet for a certain babe the other night, he could have been stunted by his own show's rules.  —  The Motley Crue drummer, who recently got the news that ex-wife Pamela Anderson will marry Kid Rock …

LEO HELPS WHEELCHAIR DUO  —  July 24, 2006 — LEONARDO DiCaprio, who plays the hero in movies, was a real hero to two wheelchair-bound Madonna fans the other night.  Francesco Clark, 28, - who worked at Harper's Bazaar until a car accident left him a quadriplegic and now runs …

Tara Reid's Nipple Slip is Child Abuse  —  Someone call social services, because there's no way that a child in such close proximity to a Tara Reid nipple slip is a good thing.  Britney Spears can drop her baby all she wants, but that's nowhere near as bad as what this kid must have been going through.