Who's Afraid Of The Big, Bad Wolf?  —  **Blogger.com has been down all morning long ... Sorry for the delay**  —  With the Teen Choice Awards a little under a month away, it looks like Kevin Federline is gettin' serious about preparing for his musical debut.

'I AM NOT STALKING COLIN FARRELL, I AM TOO SELF ABSORBED TO EVER STALK ANYONE.'  —  In spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Dessarae Bradford, the phone sex operator who once sued Colin Farrell for sending racy text messages and more recently accosted him on stage Thursday …

Expensive Yacht Helps Rekindle Beckham's Love  —  Isn't it amazing what a big vessel can do for a woman and a marriage?  David and Victoria Beckham have had a rough time over their seven year marriage, but ever since the recent World Cup loss and Beckham's resignation as captain, there has been a shift in the marriage.

Lindsay Lohan Confounds  —  What kind of birthday party was Jeremy Piven having, and why is Lindsay Lohan wearing what she's wearing?  I need answers people.  —  More photos of Lindsay at Jeremy Piven Birthday Dinner, after the jump.

Jessica Simpson Goes Bikini Crazy!  —  Last week we saw pictures of Jessica Simpson posing for some photo shoot while she was on vacation in Cabo.  Well, here are more pictures of Jessica in a bikini from that same trip, running around like a crazy woman.  Now I don't know what caused …

Gwyneth Paltrow & Daniel Henney Reunite  —  When Gwyneth Met Daniel: Take Two … It looks like Gwyneth Paltrow and Daniel Henney are teaming up for another round of ads for Bean Pole International, a Korean fashion brand and affiliate of Samsung.  Gwyneth, 33, and Daniel, 26 …

Surf's up hunks!  —  We have been experiencing a heat wave out here in California and hunky Matthew McConaughey isn't helping the situation!  The surfing hottie hit the beach in Malibu to catch a few waves which definitely raised the temperature on the beach a few degrees.  —  Pictures by Ginsburg/Spaly

Orlando Bloom is Too Tired  —  Orlando Bloom insists that he will never cheat on Kate Bosworth with a groupie because he is always so tired.  He claims that he is too worn out to make time for female admirers.  He says: … I'm not calling Orlando Bloom gay, but we really shouldn't be surprised …

Gillian Anderson is Expecting  —  PHOTO BY: NEBINGER-ORBAN-ZABULON / ABACA  —  Former X-Files star Gillian Anderson is going to become a mom for the second time.  —  "She is happy to announce that she is expecting her second child, due at the end of the year, with businessman Mark Griffiths …

Did Jodie Foster date Kim Basinger?  —  This may be a joke, and at the very least it is an unsubstantiated rumor, but it's a totally delicious one.  A friend tipped us off to a listing on eBay (that ended yesterday) of a 1989 fax to an employee at David Hockney's studio that contains …

Rex Lee: More Than Just the "Gay" One On TV's Entourage  —  In the final moments of "Exodus," the penultimate episode of Entourage's second season, Rex Lee's character, the openly gay Lloyd, proves his loyalty to his recently fired boss, Ari, by continuing as his assistant despite Ari's termination.

Uma Thurman Can't Get a Date  —  While I'm sure her new romantic comedy about dating a Superhero psychopath had nothing to do with the topic of her interview, Uma Thurman claims that she can't get a date.  Citing her massive celebrity status as the cause of the problem …

Katie Couric Quote Taken out of Context  —  An old quote by Katie Couric, taken out of context, was used by "Access Hollywood" to indicate that Katie Couric had no intention of venturing into dangerous war zones during her stint as the new anchor of the "CBS Evening News."

Eva Longoria Loves Dolphins  —  Ah.  We do too, Eva.  She was vacationing with her boyfriend Tony Parker in Mexico, and she jumped in the water to swim with the dolphins.  An eyewitness claimed Tony was jealous of the dolphin and jumped in after her. … More photos of Eva Longoria from Ocean Drive magazine, after the jump.

Tara Reid's Nipple Slip is Child Abuse  —  Someone call social services, because there's no way that a child in such close proximity to a Tara Reid nipple slip is a good thing.  Britney Spears can drop her baby all she wants, but that's nowhere near as bad as what this kid must have been going through.