Hasselhoff Deemed Unfit to Fly  —  The same day his divorce became final from Pamela Bach, David Hasselhoff was banned from boarding a British Airways flight after showing up to the gate intoxicated, according to The Sun newspaper.  —  After reportedly downing bottles of beer and shots …

Fired pool boy says Britney isn't 'nice'  —  Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much  —  Britney Spears isn't a "nice person."  That's the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the "Oops! ...  I Did It Again" singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

X17 EXCLUSIVE: Leo & Gisele back together again?  —  We ran into Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen trying to slip quietly out of a West Hollywood restaurant - apparently Leo took his on-again/off-again ex out to dinner at Table 8 for her birthday and capped off the evening with a belated birthday present.

Clothing Line Five Star Shines With Kevin Federline  —  NEW YORK - Wannabe-rapper and former dancer Kevin Federline, best known to most as "Mr. Britney Spears," will star in the first ad campaign from Five Star Vintage, a young men's collection from Blue Marlin, San Francisco.

Mirror Has Two Faces — and Two Chins  —  Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting a frumpy — everything.  —  Let's hope the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.

CANDY SPELLING DENIES TORI INHERITANCE REPORTS  —  TORI SPELLING's mother CANDY has slammed reports her daughter TORI will only inherit $800,000 (GBP450,000) of her late TV mogul father AARON SPELLING's estimated $500 million (GBP280 million) estate.  The BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 actress, 33 …

Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Lapdance  —  So, what did you do for your 21st birthday?  Honestly, I don't even remember what I did.  No, I wasn't drunk out of my mind, it just wasn't very memorable.  On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson's 21st birthday will always be one that I remember.  Why?

Lance sings out of the closet  —  After enduring years of Internet and tabloid speculation, former 'N Sync boy-bander Lance Bass has finally acknowledged that he's gay.  —  "I've known my whole life," the Grammy winner told People magazine this week.  —  But Bass, 27, says he was terrified …

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock to Wed 'A Few' Times  —  Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will wed this weekend in the South of France - and then again in California, Michigan and Tennessee, according to the actress.  —  "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said Anderson …

Carmen Denies Jamie Foxx Date Rumors  —  Witnesses swear they spotted the newly single Carmen Electra hanging out with Jamie Foxx at the Hollywood club Element last Saturday - but Electra says that's just not true.  —  In fact, Electra, who recently separated from husband Dave Navarro …

Sculptor makes bust case for Prez Hillary  —  Sharon Stone may think Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to be a viable candidate for President.  But her womanly charms have earned her a place in New York's Museum of Sex.  —  In March, Stone declared that it was "too soon" …

EXCLUSIVE: THE SEX FACTOR  —  SIMON Cowell has been cheating on girlfriend Terri Seymour for six months, it emerged yesterday.  —  The TV judge, famed for his high-waisted trousers, spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in January and sent a flirty note.

A Day In The Life Of Lindsay  —  11:30 pm - party at Guy's with Harry Morton  —  1:45 am - slam head against car while leaving club  —  2:30 am - arrive on the set of "Georgia Rules" for night shoots in downtown LA  —  4:00 am - collapse from heat exhaustion

Jessica vs. Jessica  —  With only a month to go until the release of her new CD "A Public Affair", Jessica Simpson has already switched the cover picture of the album.  —  Last week the cover art for the CD surfaced showing a sultry Jessica with her hair down, sporting a strapless dress.

Natalie Portman to be the Prettiest Simpsons Character Ever  —  So you know how The Simpsons has been kinda sucky these last, um, ten years?  Well, now it looks like you might finally have a reason to watch again.  This 18th season of the cartoon from Springfield will feature …

Another Day, Another Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal Moment  —  People are going to begin to start talking soon.  The boys outing just gives us another chance to ooh and ahh.  —  More photos of the boys showing some skin, after the jump.

Apparently male celebrity babies should form a boy band when they grow up  —  Oh Us Weekly, where would we be without you and your fancy computer programs?  Thanks to the wonder of technology and US, we can now see with 100% accuracy what many celebrity children will look like in 20 years.

Nick and Vanessa on "TRL": The Anti-Chemistry  —  Nick Lachey made a much-anticipated appearance on MTV's "Total Request Live" this afternoon with current squeeze Vanessa Minnillo co-hosting, and the chemistry was crackling — between Nick and co-host Damien Fahey, that is.

Lohan Hydrated  —  It was a hot one Wednesday night in LA and so is this version of Star Catcher.  TMZ's cameras were out on the town doing what they do best.  —  We caught up with the "overheated" Lindsay Lohan and she seemed to be doing just fine.  She was overcome by the heat Tuesday …

Making socialite a Hay-list celeb  —  Launching oneself in New York society is a difficult proposition, so what's a wanna-be to do?  —  Aspiring socialite Melissa Berkelhammer gets a little help from her friends.  Her paid friends, that is.  —  A graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law School …