Fired pool boy says Britney isn't 'nice'  —  Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much  —  Britney Spears isn't a "nice person."  That's the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the "Oops! ...  I Did It Again" singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock to Wed 'A Few' Times  —  Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will wed this weekend in the South of France - and then again in California, Michigan and Tennessee, according to the actress.  —  "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said Anderson …

Gisele Bundchen and Leo DiCaprio Spotted Together  —  We'll have to take x17's word that the couple was actually together, since there isn't a photo with both of them in the same frame.  They could still be friends right?  Or maybe Leo realized that there was no other model like Gisele.

Hasselhoff Deemed Unfit to Fly  —  The same day his divorce became final from Pamela Bach, David Hasselhoff was banned from boarding a British Airways flight after showing up to the gate intoxicated, according to The Sun newspaper.  —  After reportedly downing bottles of beer and shots …

Tori Spelling Inherits Less Than $1 Million  —  PHOTO BY: GEORGE PIMENTEL / WIREIMAGE  —  Aaron Spelling, who died on June 23 at 83, left behind an estate estimated to be worth more than $300 million.  But his daughter, Tori, will inherit just a small fraction of that fortune, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE.

Sculptor makes bust case for Prez Hillary  —  Sharon Stone may think Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to be a viable candidate for President.  But her womanly charms have earned her a place in New York's Museum of Sex.  —  In March, Stone declared that it was "too soon" …

Hasselhoff, Bach Divorce Becomes Final  —  Bach and Hasselhoff  —  PHOTO BY: GILBERT FLORES / CELEBRITY PHOTO  —  David Hasselhoff and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, were officially divorced on Wednesday, Bach's attorney, Bret Hunter, said.  —  "I've always loved him and always will …

Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Lapdance  —  So, what did you do for your 21st birthday?  Honestly, I don't even remember what I did.  No, I wasn't drunk out of my mind, it just wasn't very memorable.  On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson's 21st birthday will always be one that I remember.  Why?

Prince, Wife Are Divorcing  —  Testolini Nelson and Prince  —  PHOTO BY: GEORGE PIMENTEL / WIREIMAGE  —  Prince and wife Manuela Testolini Nelson are divorcing, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Alan Eidsness, the lawyer representing Prince, confirms that a divorce action was filed at Minnesota's Hennepin County District Court on May 24.

Lance sings out of the closet  —  After enduring years of Internet and tabloid speculation, former 'N Sync boy-bander Lance Bass has finally acknowledged that he's gay.  —  "I've known my whole life," the Grammy winner told People magazine this week.  —  But Bass, 27, says he was terrified …

Nick and Vanessa on "TRL": The Anti-Chemistry  —  Nick Lachey made a much-anticipated appearance on MTV's "Total Request Live" this afternoon with current squeeze Vanessa Minnillo co-hosting, and the chemistry was crackling — between Nick and co-host Damien Fahey, that is.

EXCLUSIVE: THE SEX FACTOR  —  SIMON Cowell has been cheating on girlfriend Terri Seymour for six months, it emerged yesterday.  —  The TV judge, famed for his high-waisted trousers, spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in January and sent a flirty note.

Mirror Has Two Faces — and Two Chins  —  Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting a frumpy — everything.  —  Let's hope the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.

Making socialite a Hay-list celeb  —  Launching oneself in New York society is a difficult proposition, so what's a wanna-be to do?  —  Aspiring socialite Melissa Berkelhammer gets a little help from her friends.  Her paid friends, that is.  —  A graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law School …

Jada Pinkett Smith: Suri Is 'Gorgeous'  —  Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith  —  Suri Cruise has remained out of the public eye since she was born on April 18 - but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes's daughter is "gorgeous," Jada Pinkett Smith tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Apparently male celebrity babies should form a boy band when they grow up  —  Oh Us Weekly, where would we be without you and your fancy computer programs?  Thanks to the wonder of technology and US, we can now see with 100% accuracy what many celebrity children will look like in 20 years.

Jake & Matthew Biking Again!  —  Jake Clings On For Dear Life  —  The studs in spandex are back!  Biking buddies Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey were out cycling through Malibu again yesterday afternoon.  Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong was MIA this time around though …

"Office" singing stars get reality competition  —  LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - CBS has given a pilot order to "The Singing Office," a reality show that will give national exposure to workplace karaoke stars.  —  In every episode, "Singing Office" surprises the staffers at two companies …