Fired pool boy says Britney isn't 'nice'  —  Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much  —  Britney Spears isn't a "nice person."  That's the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the "Oops! ...  I Did It Again" singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

Hasselhoff Deemed Unfit to Fly  —  The same day his divorce became final from Pamela Bach, David Hasselhoff was banned from boarding a British Airways flight after showing up to the gate intoxicated, according to The Sun newspaper.  —  After reportedly downing bottles of beer and shots …

X17 EXCLUSIVE: Leo & Gisele back together again?  —  We ran into Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen trying to slip quietly out of a West Hollywood restaurant - apparently Leo took his on-again/off-again ex out to dinner at Table 8 for her birthday and capped off the evening with a belated birthday present.

Hasselhoff, Bach Divorce Becomes Final  —  Bach and Hasselhoff  —  PHOTO BY: GILBERT FLORES / CELEBRITY PHOTO  —  David Hasselhoff and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, were officially divorced on Wednesday, Bach's attorney, Bret Hunter, said.  —  "I've always loved him and always will …

Carmen Denies Jamie Foxx Date Rumors  —  Witnesses swear they spotted the newly single Carmen Electra hanging out with Jamie Foxx at the Hollywood club Element last Saturday - but Electra says that's just not true.  —  In fact, Electra, who recently separated from husband Dave Navarro …

Lance sings out of the closet  —  After enduring years of Internet and tabloid speculation, former 'N Sync boy-bander Lance Bass has finally acknowledged that he's gay.  —  "I've known my whole life," the Grammy winner told People magazine this week.  —  But Bass, 27, says he was terrified …

Mirror Has Two Faces — and Two Chins  —  Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting a frumpy — everything.  —  Let's hope the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.

Sculptor makes bust case for Prez Hillary  —  Sharon Stone may think Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to be a viable candidate for President.  But her womanly charms have earned her a place in New York's Museum of Sex.  —  In March, Stone declared that it was "too soon" …

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock to Wed 'A Few' Times  —  Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will wed this weekend in the South of France - and then again in California, Michigan and Tennessee, according to the actress.  —  "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said Anderson …

C.J.: Prince's wife, Manuela, files for divorce  —  Prince and Manuela are over.  The rock star's second missus, Manuela Testolini Nelson, filed for divorce in Hennepin County District Court on May 24.  —  Prince and Manuela are over.  —  The rock star's second missus, Manuela Testolini Nelson …

Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Lapdance  —  So, what did you do for your 21st birthday?  Honestly, I don't even remember what I did.  No, I wasn't drunk out of my mind, it just wasn't very memorable.  On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson's 21st birthday will always be one that I remember.  Why?

Tori Spelling Inherits Less Than $1 Million  —  PHOTO BY: GEORGE PIMENTEL / WIREIMAGE  —  Aaron Spelling, who died on June 23 at 83, left behind an estate estimated to be worth more than $300 million.  But his daughter, Tori, will inherit just a small fraction of that fortune, a source close to the actress tells PEOPLE.

EXCLUSIVE: THE SEX FACTOR  —  SIMON Cowell has been cheating on girlfriend Terri Seymour for six months, it emerged yesterday.  —  The TV judge, famed for his high-waisted trousers, spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in January and sent a flirty note.

Jessica vs. Jessica  —  With only a month to go until the release of her new CD "A Public Affair", Jessica Simpson has already switched the cover picture of the album.  —  Last week the cover art for the CD surfaced showing a sultry Jessica with her hair down, sporting a strapless dress.

Clothing Line Five Star Shines With Kevin Federline  —  NEW YORK - Wannabe-rapper and former dancer Kevin Federline, best known to most as "Mr. Britney Spears," will star in the first ad campaign from Five Star Vintage, a young men's collection from Blue Marlin, San Francisco.

Making socialite a Hay-list celeb  —  Launching oneself in New York society is a difficult proposition, so what's a wanna-be to do?  —  Aspiring socialite Melissa Berkelhammer gets a little help from her friends.  Her paid friends, that is.  —  A graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law School …

Apparently male celebrity babies should form a boy band when they grow up  —  Oh Us Weekly, where would we be without you and your fancy computer programs?  Thanks to the wonder of technology and US, we can now see with 100% accuracy what many celebrity children will look like in 20 years.