Fired pool boy says Britney isn't 'nice'  —  Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much  —  Britney Spears isn't a "nice person."  That's the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the "Oops! ...  I Did It Again" singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

Hasselhoff Deemed Unfit to Fly  —  The same day his divorce became final from Pamela Bach, David Hasselhoff was banned from boarding a British Airways flight after showing up to the gate intoxicated, according to The Sun newspaper.  —  After reportedly downing bottles of beer and shots …

X17 EXCLUSIVE: Leo & Gisele back together again?  —  We ran into Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen trying to slip quietly out of a West Hollywood restaurant - apparently Leo took his on-again/off-again ex out to dinner at Table 8 for her birthday and capped off the evening with a belated birthday present.

Hasselhoff, Bach Divorce Becomes Final  —  Bach and Hasselhoff  —  PHOTO BY: GILBERT FLORES / CELEBRITY PHOTO  —  David Hasselhoff and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, were officially divorced on Wednesday, Bach's attorney, Bret Hunter, said.  —  "I've always loved him and always will …

Carmen Denies Jamie Foxx Date Rumors  —  Witnesses swear they spotted the newly single Carmen Electra hanging out with Jamie Foxx at the Hollywood club Element last Saturday - but Electra says that's just not true.  —  In fact, Electra, who recently separated from husband Dave Navarro …

CANDY SPELLING DENIES TORI INHERITANCE REPORTS  —  TORI SPELLING's mother CANDY has slammed reports her daughter TORI will only inherit $800,000 (GBP450,000) of her late TV mogul father AARON SPELLING's estimated $500 million (GBP280 million) estate.  The BEVERLY HILLS, 90210 actress, 33 …

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock to Wed 'A Few' Times  —  Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will wed this weekend in the South of France - and then again in California, Michigan and Tennessee, according to the actress.  —  "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said Anderson …

Mirror Has Two Faces — and Two Chins  —  Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting a frumpy — everything.  —  Let's hope the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.

Lance sings out of the closet  —  After enduring years of Internet and tabloid speculation, former 'N Sync boy-bander Lance Bass has finally acknowledged that he's gay.  —  "I've known my whole life," the Grammy winner told People magazine this week.  —  But Bass, 27, says he was terrified …

Sculptor makes bust case for Prez Hillary  —  Sharon Stone may think Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to be a viable candidate for President.  But her womanly charms have earned her a place in New York's Museum of Sex.  —  In March, Stone declared that it was "too soon" …

C.J.: Prince's wife, Manuela, files for divorce  —  Prince and Manuela are over.  The rock star's second missus, Manuela Testolini Nelson, filed for divorce in Hennepin County District Court on May 24.  —  Prince and Manuela are over.  —  The rock star's second missus, Manuela Testolini Nelson …

EXCLUSIVE: THE SEX FACTOR  —  SIMON Cowell has been cheating on girlfriend Terri Seymour for six months, it emerged yesterday.  —  The TV judge, famed for his high-waisted trousers, spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in January and sent a flirty note.

Jessica vs. Jessica  —  With only a month to go until the release of her new CD "A Public Affair", Jessica Simpson has already switched the cover picture of the album.  —  Last week the cover art for the CD surfaced showing a sultry Jessica with her hair down, sporting a strapless dress.

A Day In The Life Of Lindsay  —  11:30 pm - party at Guy's with Harry Morton  —  1:45 am - slam head against car while leaving club  —  2:30 am - arrive on the set of "Georgia Rules" for night shoots in downtown LA  —  4:00 am - collapse from heat exhaustion

Clothing Line Five Star Shines With Kevin Federline  —  NEW YORK - Wannabe-rapper and former dancer Kevin Federline, best known to most as "Mr. Britney Spears," will star in the first ad campaign from Five Star Vintage, a young men's collection from Blue Marlin, San Francisco.

Making socialite a Hay-list celeb  —  Launching oneself in New York society is a difficult proposition, so what's a wanna-be to do?  —  Aspiring socialite Melissa Berkelhammer gets a little help from her friends.  Her paid friends, that is.  —  A graduate of Princeton and Harvard Law School …

Jake & Matthew Biking Again!  —  Jake Clings On For Dear Life  —  The studs in spandex are back!  Biking buddies Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey were out cycling through Malibu again yesterday afternoon.  Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong was MIA this time around though …

Apparently male celebrity babies should form a boy band when they grow up  —  Oh Us Weekly, where would we be without you and your fancy computer programs?  Thanks to the wonder of technology and US, we can now see with 100% accuracy what many celebrity children will look like in 20 years.

Scarlett Johansson's Birthday Lapdance  —  So, what did you do for your 21st birthday?  Honestly, I don't even remember what I did.  No, I wasn't drunk out of my mind, it just wasn't very memorable.  On the other hand, Scarlett Johansson's 21st birthday will always be one that I remember.  Why?