Hasselhoff, Bach Divorce Becomes Final  —  Bach and Hasselhoff  —  PHOTO BY: GILBERT FLORES / CELEBRITY PHOTO  —  David Hasselhoff and his wife of 16 years, Pamela Bach, were officially divorced on Wednesday, Bach's attorney, Bret Hunter, said.  —  "I've always loved him and always will …

Fired pool boy says Britney isn't 'nice'  —  Says pop star yells at husband Kevin for lying around too much  —  Britney Spears isn't a "nice person."  That's the news flash from a pool worker who was fired by the "Oops! ...  I Did It Again" singer, who says that Spears axed him for talking too much to her hubby, Kevin Federline.

X17 EXCLUSIVE: Leo & Gisele back together again?  —  We ran into Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen trying to slip quietly out of a West Hollywood restaurant - apparently Leo took his on-again/off-again ex out to dinner at Table 8 for her birthday and capped off the evening with a belated birthday present.

Scoop: Scarlett Johansson Is Pretty  —  Here's Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of the new Woody Allen comedy Scoop in which she plays a really, really, really, really pretty girl, like she does in all her other movies.  Now, you can't go wrong putting Scarlett's face on the big screen because her presence is spellbinding.

Clothing Line Five Star Shines With Kevin Federline  —  NEW YORK - Wannabe-rapper and former dancer Kevin Federline, best known to most as "Mr. Britney Spears," will star in the first ad campaign from Five Star Vintage, a young men's collection from Blue Marlin, San Francisco.

Sculptor makes bust case for Prez Hillary  —  Sharon Stone may think Hillary Clinton has too much "sexual power" to be a viable candidate for President.  But her womanly charms have earned her a place in New York's Museum of Sex.  —  In March, Stone declared that it was "too soon" …

Mirror Has Two Faces — and Two Chins  —  Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting a frumpy — everything.  —  Let's hope the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.

EXCLUSIVE: THE SEX FACTOR  —  SIMON Cowell has been cheating on girlfriend Terri Seymour for six months, it emerged yesterday.  —  The TV judge, famed for his high-waisted trousers, spotted society girl Jasmine Lennard, 21, in a posh restaurant in January and sent a flirty note.

Jessica vs. Jessica  —  With only a month to go until the release of her new CD "A Public Affair", Jessica Simpson has already switched the cover picture of the album.  —  Last week the cover art for the CD surfaced showing a sultry Jessica with her hair down, sporting a strapless dress.

Lance sings out of the closet  —  After enduring years of Internet and tabloid speculation, former 'N Sync boy-bander Lance Bass has finally acknowledged that he's gay.  —  "I've known my whole life," the Grammy winner told People magazine this week.  —  But Bass, 27, says he was terrified …

A Day In The Life Of Lindsay  —  11:30 pm - party at Guy's with Harry Morton  —  1:45 am - slam head against car while leaving club  —  2:30 am - arrive on the set of "Georgia Rules" for night shoots in downtown LA  —  4:00 am - collapse from heat exhaustion

Pam Anderson & Kid Rock to Wed 'A Few' Times  —  Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock will wed this weekend in the South of France - and then again in California, Michigan and Tennessee, according to the actress.  —  "I'm going to get married a few times this month to the same guy," said Anderson …

Natalie Portman to be the Prettiest Simpsons Character Ever  —  So you know how The Simpsons has been kinda sucky these last, um, ten years?  Well, now it looks like you might finally have a reason to watch again.  This 18th season of the cartoon from Springfield will feature …

Another Day, Another Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal Moment  —  People are going to begin to start talking soon.  The boys outing just gives us another chance to ooh and ahh.  —  More photos of the boys showing some skin, after the jump.

Let's Have An Open Discourse Here  —  This is what we and Access Hollywood have to say.  We'd love to hear what U think!  —  Did gossip blogger out Lance Bass?  —  Perez Hilton wrote about former 'N Sync star long before he came out  —  Gayle King and her best friend, Oprah …

Xtina Looks Stoned  —  Xtina Aguilera looked sedated and mellow as she left The Ivy in Los Angeles on July 25th.  She didn't crack a smile or wear her signature red lipstick.  She kind of looks like she had an abortion.  I'm sorry, I'm an awful person.  Jesus will deal with me later, in the meantime....drink up!