Jennifer Aniston: NEW DOG!!  —  Jen's New Pet Pooch  —  Jennifer Aniston looks on the bright side of life, snuggling up with a new dog on the balcony of her digs in Los Angeles.  A white-shepherd mix puppy, perhaps?  Jen's other constant companion that you may be familiar with is Norman …

Britney Spears is Deep  —  All you ever need to know about Britney Spears is in this video (from 'Chaotic').  She's an idiot.  I really don't know how else to say it.  Kevin Federline sounds like he's trying to explain governing dynamics to a parrot.  A parrot who's in a coma.

Lohan's Supposed Brush With Paparazzi  —  Hmm...real or not, this isn't really too compelling one way or the other, but does warrant further inspection just because.  Perez Hilton posted this e-mail he claims to have received from La Lohan: … Those fortunate people in the Middle East …

Mohr, 'Last Comic' Make Up  —  Comedian to appear on season finale  —  LOS ANGELES — Whatever hard feelings Jay Mohr had toward NBC and "Last Comic Standing" have apparently eased.  —  Mohr, who co-created the show and hosted its first three incarnations, will return to "Last Comic" in its season finale on Wednesday, Aug. 9.

Paris Hilton Is Inspired By Her Parents  —  Did they make a porno too?...  Paris Hilton has revealed that her inspiration in this life comes from her parents.  —  Rick and Kathy Hilton have always been publicly supportive of their daughter's antics, Kathy even starred in her own US reality TV show 'How To Be A Hilton'.

Femail  —  Warring witnesses.  No coroner.  An obsessive tycoon.  And a distracted ex-police chief.  Will the Diana inquiry ever reach a conclusion?  —  Mad Mel: the sequel  —  After his anti-Semitic outburst,can Mel Gibson survive?  And, more pertinently, what does this week's furore reveal about modern Tinseltown?

Carmen Electra And Shannon Elizabeth: A Hot Pair?  —  Last week, it was rumoured that Carmen Electra was dating Jamie Foxx, but I'd like to think that she's dating Shannon Elizabeth because the thought of them having hot steamy lesbian sex (with me in the middle of course) would make headlines all across the globe.

American Gangster Movie: Russell Crowe  —  Rusty and the Rapper … Russell Crowe was spotted yesterday filming the new Ridley Scott-directed American Gangster with rapper RZA and John Hawkes from HBO's Deadwood.  The cast was filming in the Brooklyn area.

A Friend of a Friendz Weddin' Portraits  —  Hey Gayz!  So, our friend Fred Torres just got back from St. Tropez.  We heard he was there and when he called we were so excited to hear from him and became even more excited when he said the reason he was in St. Tropez!  —  SEE FOR YOUSELF!

Aiken Covers Elton, Adams, Celine On New Album  —  Season two "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken tackles a host of enduring power ballads on his third album, "A Thousand Different Ways."  Due Sept. 19 via RCA, the set features 10 covers and four new songs penned by the likes of Jon Bon Jovi …

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie  —  Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes.  First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie …

Home Is Where The  —  Wassup, wassup?!  I am back home in Detroit Rock City and let me tell you ... it's nice to be back in town.  Sure, I've only been away for little over 3 weeks but I guess I did miss it more than I thought.  Let's get to the day's goss ...

'No nuptials' for Jenny McCarthy  —  Jenny McCarthy has denied that she is set to marry Jim Carrey.  —  The former Playboy Playmate says she is 'very, very happy' with the funnyman, but there are no wedding bells in earshot.  —  'Our dynamic is great,' Jenny told People magazine.  'It's a lot of laughing.'

Penelope Cruz Reveals That She Too Has Met Suri  —  The list of celebrities who have seen Suri Cruise keeps getting stranger and stranger.  First we had Leah Remini who said Suri "looks like Tom and Katie.  She's just beautiful."  Then we had Jada Pinkett Smith who said …

What Happened to the Supermodels?!  —  Did W Magazine have no budget for this photoshoot on fashion's biggest supermodels of the past?  The lighting is awful and they seriously could've used a team of photoshop people.  Naomi is straight-up fright night!  She's a dude in a cheap wig.

Torrie Wilson Is The New Stacy Keibler  —  Some of you may be aware of the current feud I'm having with Stacy Keibler over how poorly she has been dressing lately.  Well, she must be pissed at me because she doesn't take any of my advice nor does she call or even email me.  She acts as if I don't even exist.

Mandy Moore: New Album!!  —  Mandy has the Munchies  —  Mandy Moore was spotted grabbing a bite to eat with one of her agents in Los Angeles this past Tuesday.  Mandy currently working hard in the studio and is looking to release her album sometime next year including (not finalized) …