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Stephen M. Silverman / People.com:
Paris Hilton Swears Off Sex for a Year — Paris Hilton, who has been linked to a string of rich and famous men, wants to set the record straight about her sexy image. — "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," the Simple Life star and hotel heiress tells British GQ in its September issue.
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Lowri Williams / Entertainmentwise:
Paris Hilton Is Inspired By Her Parents — Did they make a porno too?... Paris Hilton has revealed that her inspiration in this life comes from her parents. — Rick and Kathy Hilton have always been publicly supportive of their daughter's antics, Kathy even starred in her own US reality TV show 'How To Be A Hilton'.
Jenny Eliscu / usaweekend.com:
The reinvention of Christina Aguilera — She rode the teen pop boom to stardom, then stripped down to a pouty, raunchier image that earned her the handle "Xtina." But that was merely the opening act for this newly hitched, multiplatinum-selling bottle-blonde.
Discussion:
I'm Not Obsessed
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Introducing The New Jen — In a possible case of art imitating life, Life & Style speculates that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may be calling it quits. Sky Showbiz has more info on the real-life version of "The Break-Up.": … If this is true, get ready for some more magazine covers …
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Zap2it:
Mohr, 'Last Comic' Make Up — Comedian to appear on season finale — LOS ANGELES — Whatever hard feelings Jay Mohr had toward NBC and "Last Comic Standing" have apparently eased. — Mohr, who co-created the show and hosted its first three incarnations, will return to "Last Comic" in its season finale on Wednesday, Aug. 9.
Todd / IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com:
Britney Spears is Deep — All you ever need to know about Britney Spears is in this video (from 'Chaotic'). She's an idiot. I really don't know how else to say it. Kevin Federline sounds like he's trying to explain governing dynamics to a parrot. A parrot who's in a coma.
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The Superficial:
Britney Spears is very truly out of her mind — If at any point in your life you ever thought Britney Spears wasn't insane this video should change your mind. You know you're pushing the limits of human stupidity when you make Kevin Federline sound intelligent. It's hard to fathom that this is even real.
Hollywoodtuna:
Carmen Electra And Shannon Elizabeth: A Hot Pair? — Last week, it was rumoured that Carmen Electra was dating Jamie Foxx, but I'd like to think that she's dating Shannon Elizabeth because the thought of them having hot steamy lesbian sex (with me in the middle of course) would make headlines all across the globe.
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TMZ.com:
Carmen Electra is The New Anna Nicole — Anna Nicole Smith allegedly lost all her excess blubber by using the weight loss supplement TrimSpa. Now Carmen Electra is claiming the secret to her slammin' body is not due to good genes, marathon gym sessions or a strict diet, but to a miracle pill named NV.
Daily Mail:
Femail — Warring witnesses. No coroner. An obsessive tycoon. And a distracted ex-police chief. Will the Diana inquiry ever reach a conclusion? — Mad Mel: the sequel — After his anti-Semitic outburst,can Mel Gibson survive? And, more pertinently, what does this week's furore reveal about modern Tinseltown?
New York Post:
BED WETTER — WILL Ferrell isn't into watersports. In town to launch "Talladega Nights," the funnyman took his family to Bed New York for a quiet cocktail when a fight with water guns and ice buckets broke out. The overheated scenesters on the roof deck were "running around like inebriated kids at recess," said one source.
Phil / Egotastic!:
Jessica Simpson's Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie — Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes. First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie …
Handbag.com:
'No nuptials' for Jenny McCarthy — Jenny McCarthy has denied that she is set to marry Jim Carrey. — The former Playboy Playmate says she is 'very, very happy' with the funnyman, but there are no wedding bells in earshot. — 'Our dynamic is great,' Jenny told People magazine. 'It's a lot of laughing.'
San Francisco Chronicle:
COBAIN'S PAJAMA SURPRISE — Frances Bean Cobain stunned photographers on a new Elle magazine photo shoot when she turned up wearing her late father Kurt Cobain's old pajamas. — The shoot featured celebrity offspring wearing the clothes of their rock 'n' roll parents …
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Tabloid Whore!
Gayz Of Our Lives / We Don't Know if YOU'RE on it:
A Friend of a Friendz Weddin' Portraits — Hey Gayz! So, our friend Fred Torres just got back from St. Tropez. We heard he was there and when he called we were so excited to hear from him and became even more excited when he said the reason he was in St. Tropez! — SEE FOR YOUSELF!
Billboard:
Aiken Covers Elton, Adams, Celine On New Album — Season two "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken tackles a host of enduring power ballads on his third album, "A Thousand Different Ways." Due Sept. 19 via RCA, the set features 10 covers and four new songs penned by the likes of Jon Bon Jovi …
Miuvonf / A Socialite's Life:
Penelope Cruz Reveals That She Too Has Met Suri — The list of celebrities who have seen Suri Cruise keeps getting stranger and stranger. First we had Leah Remini who said Suri "looks like Tom and Katie. She's just beautiful." Then we had Jada Pinkett Smith who said …
Michael K / Dlisted:
What Happened to the Supermodels?! — Did W Magazine have no budget for this photoshoot on fashion's biggest supermodels of the past? The lighting is awful and they seriously could've used a team of photoshop people. Naomi is straight-up fright night! She's a dude in a cheap wig.
