Paris Hilton Swears Off Sex for a Year  —  Paris Hilton, who has been linked to a string of rich and famous men, wants to set the record straight about her sexy image.  —  "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," the Simple Life star and hotel heiress tells British GQ in its September issue.

Julia Roberts, Hausfrau or Pretty Woman?  —  America's Sweetheart looks pretty much like any other mom grocery shopping without makeup and wearing her slightly too-sensible shoes.  Girlfriend even brings a shopping list.  Either this is some Oscar-worthy acting or Mrs. Moder is really just a down-to-earth woman ...

Mel Gibson Has Israeli Bodyguard  —  Mel Gibson may have a problem with Jews — they're responsible for all the wars, they've inflated the number of dead in the Holocaust, etc.  —  But Gibson likes one Jewish person a lot.  His personal bodyguard for more than a decade turns out to be an Israeli.

Maddox Birthday Party!!!!!  —  Happy Birthday Maddox!  —  Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt celebrates his 5th birthday today.  Happy birthday to one of the luckiest tykes alive!  —  Think daddy Brad Pitt and mommy Angelina Jolie are throwing a big birthday bash for their big boy?  FYI ::

The reinvention of Christina Aguilera  —  She rode the teen pop boom to stardom, then stripped down to a pouty, raunchier image that earned her the handle "Xtina."  But that was merely the opening act for this newly hitched, multiplatinum-selling bottle-blonde.

Male Fan Sends Kate Beckinsale Naked Photos  —  Celebrities must receive a wide array of unusual items from fans.  Take Kate Beckinsale for instance; she received a collection of photos of a male fan who was naked in the shower except for his shower cap.  She claimed to have been shocked.

Mohr, 'Last Comic' Make Up  —  Comedian to appear on season finale  —  LOS ANGELES — Whatever hard feelings Jay Mohr had toward NBC and "Last Comic Standing" have apparently eased.  —  Mohr, who co-created the show and hosted its first three incarnations, will return to "Last Comic" in its season finale on Wednesday, Aug. 9.

Britney Spears is Deep  —  All you ever need to know about Britney Spears is in this video (from 'Chaotic').  She's an idiot.  I really don't know how else to say it.  Kevin Federline sounds like he's trying to explain governing dynamics to a parrot.  A parrot who's in a coma.

Carmen Electra is The New Anna Nicole  —  Anna Nicole Smith allegedly lost all her excess blubber by using the weight loss supplement TrimSpa.  Now Carmen Electra is claiming the secret to her slammin' body is not due to good genes, marathon gym sessions or a strict diet, but to a miracle pill named NV.

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie  —  Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes.  First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie …

'No nuptials' for Jenny McCarthy  —  Jenny McCarthy has denied that she is set to marry Jim Carrey.  —  The former Playboy Playmate says she is 'very, very happy' with the funnyman, but there are no wedding bells in earshot.  —  'Our dynamic is great,' Jenny told People magazine.  'It's a lot of laughing.'

BED WETTER  —  WILL Ferrell isn't into watersports.  In town to launch "Talladega Nights," the funnyman took his family to Bed New York for a quiet cocktail when a fight with water guns and ice buckets broke out.  The overheated scenesters on the roof deck were "running around like inebriated kids at recess," said one source.

Introducing The New Jen  —  In a possible case of art imitating life, Life & Style speculates that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn may be calling it quits.  Sky Showbiz has more info on the real-life version of "The Break-Up.": … If this is true, get ready for some more magazine covers …

American Idol: Taylor Hicks to Write a Book!  —  All he needs is a movie and Taylor Hicks could be the new King of All Media.  —  He's conquered TV - winning American Idol - and music - he had a hit with his single "Do I Make You Proud" - and now Hicks, 29, has inked a deal to write a book.

COBAIN'S PAJAMA SURPRISE  —  Frances Bean Cobain stunned photographers on a new Elle magazine photo shoot when she turned up wearing her late father Kurt Cobain's old pajamas.  —  The shoot featured celebrity offspring wearing the clothes of their rock 'n' roll parents …

Leo DiCaprio & Cat Deeley?  —  Is Leonardo DiCaprio dating So You Think You Can Dance? host, Cat Deeley?  The pair have been seen out on a few dates in Los Angeles.  Just last week, Leo was seen with his ex-girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen.  —  The pair met at a Beverly Hills restaurant …

Don't Look Directly at Mary-Kate  —  Mary-Kate Olsen, who usually does everything in her power to keep her face shielded from the photogs, was snapped yesterday hanging out at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood.  —  Mary-Kate's eyes actually make a rare appearance in this photo …

Mandy Moore: New Album!!  —  Mandy has the Munchies  —  Mandy Moore was spotted grabbing a bite to eat with one of her agents in Los Angeles this past Tuesday.  Mandy currently working hard in the studio and is looking to release her album sometime next year including (not finalized) …