Paris Hilton Swears Off Sex for a Year  —  Paris Hilton, who has been linked to a string of rich and famous men, wants to set the record straight about her sexy image.  —  "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that," the Simple Life star and hotel heiress tells British GQ in its September issue.

Julia Roberts, Hausfrau or Pretty Woman?  —  America's Sweetheart looks pretty much like any other mom grocery shopping without makeup and wearing her slightly too-sensible shoes.  Girlfriend even brings a shopping list.  Either this is some Oscar-worthy acting or Mrs. Moder is really just a down-to-earth woman ...

WEEK AHEAD: American Idol Auditions!  —  Paula, Randy and Simon are heading on the road to look for the next Taylor, Fantasia or Kelly on Tuesday.  PEOPLE finds out the details of their search for the next great singer plus other events to look for in the coming week:

Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly Rev Their Engines  —  Fasten your seat belts: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly play NASCAR stars in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.  But these boys aren't all about burning rubber.  Ferrell, 39, and Reilly, 41, chatted with PEOPLE contributor Sam Jemielity …

DEUCE BIGALOW BLASTS MEL  —  Rob Schneider, of Deuce Bigalow fame, has become the first actor to voice his disgust at Mel Gibson after his alleged anti-Semitic comments.  —  Rob went to the lengths of taking out an ad in Hollywood trade rag Variety to say he would never work with Mel.

Mel Gibson Has Israeli Bodyguard  —  Mel Gibson may have a problem with Jews — they're responsible for all the wars, they've inflated the number of dead in the Holocaust, etc.  —  But Gibson likes one Jewish person a lot.  His personal bodyguard for more than a decade turns out to be an Israeli.

Kathy Ireland Turns Role Model  —  Kathy Ireland has graced the cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue three times, runs her own $1 billion clothing-and-furniture line and is the happily married mother of three - yet she faced hurdles along the way.  —  "When I started my business …

Maddox Birthday Party!!!!!  —  Happy Birthday Maddox!  —  Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt celebrates his 5th birthday today.  Happy birthday to one of the luckiest tykes alive!  —  Think daddy Brad Pitt and mommy Angelina Jolie are throwing a big birthday bash for their big boy?  FYI ::

Madonna To Renew Her Vows  —  Madonna and director hubby Guy Ritchie plan to reaffirm their love in a romantic ceremony at their country home in Wiltshire, England, after the singer finishes her 'Confessions' world tour this fall.  —  A source tells to Britain's Closer magazine …

One Gossip-Column Blind Vice  —  Lordy, you Awful Truth readers are ever proud 'n' pissy, and oh honeys, I do love ya so!  —  And just for your super-duper votes of lurve as of late, I'm shooting a humpy humdinger your way:  —  There's a fairly talented (not as gifted as he is muscly …

The reinvention of Christina Aguilera  —  She rode the teen pop boom to stardom, then stripped down to a pouty, raunchier image that earned her the handle "Xtina."  But that was merely the opening act for this newly hitched, multiplatinum-selling bottle-blonde.

IS J.LO FINALLY PREGNANT?  —  Could Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony be expecting a bundle of joy?  Lopez has dropped out of a film role leading insiders to believe she might be pregnant!  "She is out of Dallas," Lopez's rep Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells Star, the first media outlet to report the news …

THE WAIT IS OVER  —  A pregnancy would likely be a relief to the Oscar winner — in 2001, Nic, who is mom to adopted daughter Isabella, 13, and son Connor, 11, miscarried just after her nearly 10-year-long marriage to Tom Cruise ended.  As a result, a friend tells Star, Nic probably …

Alleged 'Serial Shooter,' A Sports Photog  —  One of two alleged serial shooters who were identified by Phoenix authorities on Friday is a professional sports photographer, PEOPLE has been told.  —  Dale S. Hausner, whose picture was not released by the police, is a boxing photographer …

Star EXCLUSIVES  —  CHRISTIE'S SISTER-IN-LAW SPEAKS OUT — ONLY IN STAR!  —  Christie Brinkley's family remains in shock that the supermodel's husband Peter Cook cheated on the blonde bombshell.  In an exclusive interview wirh Star, Julie Brinkley, married to Christie's brother Gregory …

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Want You to See Her New Movie  —  Once again, the Hollywood marketing machine has commandeered Jessica Simpson's breasts for their nefarious promotional schemes.  First it was to promote her new album, and now, the trailer for Jessica's new movie …

BED WETTER  —  WILL Ferrell isn't into watersports.  In town to launch "Talladega Nights," the funnyman took his family to Bed New York for a quiet cocktail when a fight with water guns and ice buckets broke out.  The overheated scenesters on the roof deck were "running around like inebriated kids at recess," said one source.

Mohr, 'Last Comic' Make Up  —  Comedian to appear on season finale  —  LOS ANGELES — Whatever hard feelings Jay Mohr had toward NBC and "Last Comic Standing" have apparently eased.  —  Mohr, who co-created the show and hosted its first three incarnations, will return to "Last Comic" in its season finale on Wednesday, Aug. 9.