Get Mel Gibson's rant for your cell phone  —  Plus: Suri Cruise, the Loch Ness Monster of celebrity babies  —  The next anti-Semitic rant in a vaguely Aussie accent you hear may not be Mel Gibson: it may be a cell phone.  —  Oasys Mobile has created a "Mel in Malibu" …

Lindsay Wants to Entertain Troops in Iraq  —  Lindsay Lohan wants visit the troops in Iraq - accompanied by New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.  —  "I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long," Lohan, 20, tells Elle magazine in its September issue, according to the New York Post.

Paris Hilton's ex-beau walks out on her  —  Plus: Did UNICEF shun the Material Girl's money?  —  So much for Paris Hilton's renewed romance with shipping heir Stavros Niarchos.  —  Just days ago, the partying heiress was back in the arms of her ex-beau, declaring, "We're together now here, we love each other."

Police called to Paul McCartney's home  —  LONDON - A security guard at Paul McCartney's home called police when one of his estranged wife's guards climbed a wall to let her in, a spokesman for Heather Mills McCartney said Tuesday.  —  Mills McCartney's security guard climbed a wall to open …

The Barkers' Travis, Shanna Split  —  Drummer Travis Barker has filed for divorce from his wife and Meet the Barkers costar Shanna Moakler, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.  —  "I can confirm that Travis filed this morning," Barker's rep, Dvora Vener, tells PEOPLE.

Ms. Janet Prefers Them Young  —  Janet Jackson speaks for most women when she feels that a younger man gives her "a little boost."  Oddly enough she feels that the upside to dating a younger man is his smaller...ego.  The competitive edge doesn't seem to be an issue with younger men in her eyes.

Mischa's got 'it', but hasn't got a clue on Aussie frocks … MISCHA Barton may have pocketed $100,000 from retailer David Jones to attend its spring-summer collections launch, but it seems the Hollywood "It" girl doesn't know much about Australian fashion.  —  At a press conference …

IS PETE BACK WITH KATE?  —  It's been on, it's been off and now it might be on again.  —  Kate Moss and Pete Doherty look to be giving things another go.  —  They were spotted at a gig together over the weekend.  —  Kate and Pete arrived at the Rhythm Festival in Kate's chauffeur-driven Range Rover.

Mad, bad Grace steals show  —  Wearing a ski hat and a top made out of what appeared to be black clingfilm, Grace Jones produced a bravura performance to overshadow Patrick Swayze's opening night in the West End.  —  The singer/actress was invited to the aftershow party in Soho and her act was pure Jones.

Was That a Manatee in the Hudson, or Just a 'Fat Log'?  —  Tom Earle and his son David have not seen it, but they have already named it — Tappie, for its choice of the Tappan Zee section of the Hudson River as a vacation destination.  —  John Vargo has not seen it, either, but he insists it …

Keanu and his beach attire  —  Keanu Reeves cannot be comfortable in that outfit on the beach.  Black jacket and jeans?  I know Reeves is working on cultivating this Hollywood outsider image but who kicks it on the beach like that?  The whole point of bringing a young lady to the beach …

EX CRYING  —  FOUL ON HOOPSTER  —  DEADBEAT $TIFFS HIS CHILDREN, SHE SAYS  —  Former NBA All-Star Kenny Anderson is a deadbeat dad - stiffing at least five of his seven children since exiting from the league last year, three women with whom he has kids confirm.

Christie can do without  —  Cook peace offering  —  Christie Brinkley's husband, Peter Cook, hopes his generosity will blot out his infidelity.  But does he have a choice?  —  Christie "can have whatever she wants" in their divorce, Cook's lawyer, Norman Sheresky, was recently quoted as saying.

Forgive The Question But, Who Let The Dogs Out?  —  Last night MSNBC's Keith Olbermann announced on his show, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, that he would broadcast the worldwide premiere of the first video of Suri Holmes-Cruise.  Of course I was immediately suspicious (SHAM!) …

The hit of the party  —  Clubber: Doorman decked me  —  Making it past the doorman at Bungalow 8 is about to get a little tougher for man about town Fabian Basabe.  —  The dirty-dancing party boy - notorious for his front-page gyrations with First Daughter Barbara Bush …

Natalie Portman is a Prostitute  —  Okay, so the last time it came up, I said Natalie Portman is not a prostitute.  Well, I guess I was wrong, because it looks like Natalie Portman really is a prostitute.  At least, she will be, if she gets a part in the dark comedy, Johnny Postal, according to The Sun.

Inside Scientology's Biggest Night  —  Gather a group of Scientologists together for a party and they're going to talk about little else.  Such was the case at the church's 37th Anniversary Gala, held at the Celebrity Centre in Los Angeles Saturday, with guests like Jenna Elfman …

Jude Law Breaks Up With Sienna Miller Again  —  I could really care less at this point what the hell state the Sienna Miller and Jude Law relationship is in, but the news gave me a reason to posts these interesting photos of Sienna Miller from the set of "Camille."

Cameron Diaz is Beautiful  —  Honestly, I don't know how Justin Timerlake does it.  Just look at this pictures of Cameron leaving a sound studio the other day.  Why Justin hasn't asked her to marry him is anyone's guess.  Some might say her face looks like a frying pan and she's shaped like Gumby.

Gwyneth Paltrow: FLOATING HAND!!  —  Gwyneth's Floating Hand  —  Gwyneth Paltrow takes next month's cover of Harper's Bazaar, the Fall Fashion September 2006 issue.  But it seems these pictures are incomplete... just look at Gwyneth's dangling/floating hand!